a serious case of the jitters

Tweek Tweak - South Park Room #313 { Associated with academiamare } ---

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Makes a note to thank Craig for the sandwiches when he gets back to the dorm. He would've gone without dinner otherwise. He might be a jerk but he's still a pretty good friend.

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He's not getting dressed up for the dance, or even changing out of his pajamas, but he'll wish Craig good luck when he leaves. He'll have the dorm to himself and no one coming or going. True bliss.

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Valentine's dances are for people with friends, meaningful relationships, and no overwhelming anxiety issues. So, not Tweek.

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He's not gay. Definitely not. Being gay is... gay, man.

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Had he waited, he would have gone with him. If Craig is there, he’ll beat everyone up. Maybe. Depends on how he’s feeling. He might just leave Tweek there and make a getaway with himself.

"That’d suck for you." Blink and a pause. "Don’t light fires in our room. Stripe could have died."

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Had Craig been around to offer, he probably would have been accused of plotting to stab Tweek in the back. He generally knew better than to ask for or expect help from Craig.

"Gah," The possibility of hurting stripe hadn't crossed his mind. "It won't happen again I promise!"

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Spending almost an entire day hanging out with Kenny turned out to be simultaneously both the best and worst thing imaginable for Tweek's nerves.

He wouldn't mind doing it again, either. If he can figure out how to ever look Kenny in the eye again.

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Stare. S t a r e. “Why didn't you do that outside.”

Stares at Craig like he just grew a second head. On what planet is going outside alone at night safe, because that's clearly where he's from. 

"What if I had gotten lost or kidnapped or been the victim of a drive by shooting- nngh."

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"Did you light something on fire last night."

"Oh jesus-. My wallet was cursed or something so I torched it, dude."

There hadn't even been that much smoke, but of course Craig noticed. Nothing got by Craig. He knew, like, everything. It used to scared the shit out of Tweek. 

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When Tweek woke up he wasn't entirely sure why his wallet gave him an overwhelming sense of foreboding, but he sure as hell wasn't going to ignore it. Tweek Tweak wasn't someone who took chance. What if it had probably been cursed or bugged by the government? Getting rid of it was the only option the blond had. In this case, getting rid of it meant emptying out the wallet, tossing it in the trash can, and lighting the whole thing on fire as soon as his roommate left. He kept watch until the flames went out; burning down the dorms was pretty high on Tweek's list of things he definitely didn't want to do. With any luck, the smell would disperse before Craig got back, he really didn't want to explain this one.

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screwyouokay replied to your post:Woke up convinced his wallet is cursed. He’s...

GIVE IT TO ME.

NO WHAT IF IT CURSES YOU TOO

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Woke up convinced his wallet is cursed.

He's going to throw it away and burn the trash can.

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Kyle is smart and responsible. He'd make a good president, probably.

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♫

When I offer you survival,You say it's hard enough to live,And I'll tell you when it's over,Shut up poor and tired,But more than this

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♫

I'm at my best when I'm at my worstI'm at worst when it's not rehearsedI don't wanna know the goddamn wordsI don't wanna have to spell it outDon't wanna mumble what I'm trying to sayI wanna scream it from my foaming mouthShoot out the lights and ride away

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♫

Fuck the rulesFuck the gameFuck you toolsFuck you’re lame

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Send a ♫ and I'll send a song that reminds me of you.

This can be the mun or the muse giving the asker the song, considering differing tastes but someone might want a song anyway.

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1/26 Headcanon/Drabble words: colors, light, noise, crowds, reputation

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Truth/Dare: Self-explanatory. Please don’t send dares that might make someone too uncomfortable! General Headcanons: Send someone a word they can make a headcanon for. General Drabbles: Send someone a drabble prompt. Ask Mun/Muse: Ask the character or their roleplayer anything! You can also send them these below (they’re IC, however).

Amaranth: What’s your opinion on immortality?

Celeste: Do you prefer the daytime or nighttime? Why?

Jonquil: Do you care about wealth?

Chartreuse: Do you see yourself as a moody or difficult person?

Aureolin: Are you artistic or talented in any general arts at all?

Ecru: Are you easily influenced by others?

Glaucous: Do you feel you blend in with the crowd or that something about you make you stand out?

Quinacridone: Do you strive to make others happy?