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@shittyshakes
“Nineteen,” Ilya said at the same time Shane said, “Eighteen.”
Ilya shot him a curious look. “We were nineteen the first time we—”
“Oh,” Shane said. “I thought the question was the first time we felt, um, sparks.” His ears were bright red and Ilya wanted to bite them.
“Yes,” Ilya said. His voice has gone soft, but he didn’t care. “Eighteen then. That’s right.”
"The corruption begins with the mouth, the tongue, the wanting. The first poem in the world is 'I want to eat'." - Erica Jong
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i think im gonna read the long game and spend the whole time thinking a) shane has an eating disorder and b) ilya does not just have depression ilya has cptsd
a fun thing i can project onto ilya is a decade of saying "well it wasn't That Bad and i'm not That Crazy so i don't need to think of it as anything other than A Bit Fucked Up and myself as anything other than A Bit Fucked Up" because they literally hadn't invented cptsd yet. like i dont think ilya was looking up symptom lists for ptsd online before that but they did only add cptsd to the ICD in 2018. fascinatingly it still isnt in the dsm at all. now i want to look into russian mental health diagnoses......
but, anyway. ilya only starts to really fall apart when he has an actual relationship with another person who doesnt already intimately understand all his neuroses. ilya has cptsd.
ilya comes home from therapy and says Did you know it is disordered when it hurts you but you do it anyway? Shane? and shane, who is now not just actively calorie counting but hiding that he's calorie counting because it makes both rose and ilya frown at him concernedly, just leaves. walks into another room. does it again when ilya follows him. ilya says We sleep in the same bed, you cannot run forever, and shane says She's not my therapist so I don't have to listen to her! and ilya says Well I am your husband and shane leaves the room again. ilya sighs very deeply and contemplates crushing up an SSRI and mixing it into shane's protein powder
Happy Holidays! More living blood please
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Zagreus actually feels a little superfluous and he does have a priestess to whine at. "So are you two going to fight or talk or-"
"You're my grandson," Demeter interrupts.
He falters. There doesn't seem to be any follow up so he offers, "Uh, yeah? I mean, you must have wondered how I was able to break through your curse, and, well, you freeze the earth in my mother's name."
As her mother, Demeter is entitled to her revenge. As her son, Zagreus is exempt from that rage by custom and blood. He's son of the goddess of spring and the god of life and blood, and he wouldn't have been able to do nearly as much without that, but this is the real trick up his sleeve. It's allowed him to chip away at Demeter's endless winter while the other gods failed one by one, all the way up to Zeus.
Demeter's eyes narrow then she focuses on Persephone once more. "You really hate me so much that you'd choose the god of the dead over your own mother? Over the suitors I'd picked for you?"
"You made me choose," Persephone snaps. "I hid myself from you because you wouldn't accept what I wanted."
"Selfish," Demeter hisses, the wind picking up around her. "Ungrateful. Arrogant. Foolish."
"Controlling," his mother returns furiously. The earth trembles beneath her feet. "Ignorant. Pompous. Blind."
"Okay!" he says, looking between them. "Maybe we should-"
"Go to your temple, Zagreus," Persephone orders. "Your grandmother and I have some things to discuss."
They're going to try and tear each other's throats out. His orchard is going to take so much damage. "Well, uh, shout if you need me?"
Neither of them acknowledge him.
Zagreus finds Eliana anxiously pacing in the main hall. "Prince! Are you - I apologize for," she trails off, looking him over, then frowns. "What's wrong?"
He opens his mouth, closes it, then says, "I think I just got sent to my room."
Eliana blinks and then her lips twitch and she's turning her back on him to muffle her laughter. He grabs her by the shoulders and rubs his knuckles into the top of her head in retribution, but that just makes her laugh harder.
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
i want to ensure that noone ever calls me a liar on the internet and want to confirm that island boy dinner is very real and it's waiting for you
much to be said about the fact the costume designer for heated rivalry said that shane and yuna are both wearing linen in the coming out scene on purpose. because she wants it to be obvious that yuna buys shane clothes. and then shane subsequently makes active choices to wear those clothes when he is around her because he wants her to know that he loves her. but he also wants to show that he can be what she wants him to be by wearing what she wants him to wear. not sure if i have the strength to say it. in fact i need to lie down
To this day I still don't believe that anyone actually thought you could generate infinite chocolate via an optical illusion. That's a thing people tell themselves to feel superior
The defining feature of tumblr is not "the website where people actually think infinite chocolate is possible", it is defined by a group of people refusing to break kayfabe, another group being genuinely confused by an optical illusion (NOT the same thing as thinking infinite chocolate is possible) and a third group who is certain they are a lot smarter than the other two.
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one of the best things about pjotv percy going so hard with the yearning is that he is still in fact actually deeply oblivious to the nature of his feelings so even absolutely unhinged shit like "i'd burn down olympus for you" is genuinely him just Having A Real Normal One With His Good Friend Annabeth
Do you know why you feel at a disadvantage right now? Because you're standing below me. — Stoker, screenplay by Wentworth Miller
The visual representation of the shift in power between Shane & Ilya in HEATED RIVALRY — cinematography by Jackson Parrell
I worry about the boys from Heated Rivalry. I love the show and they’re both phenomenal actors who deserve all the praise and recognition for their talent, but there’s been a little too much objectifying from the media for my taste. They’re young, they deserve their privacy, just bc they’re in a spicy show doesn’t entitle people to saying crazy sexual things to them. Some of the things I’ve heard journalists and interviewers say to them would be shut down so fast if they were women. I don’t even think they’d be getting this kind of targeting if it were a straight show. So rarely do we see the tides turn like this for men, but of course it’s for lgbtq+ roles. Hollywood please just be nice to these young artists
imagine the day ilya introduces shane to svetlana, maybe it's during ilya's last year in boston. he invites shane over after their game to meet svetlana and shane is nervous, okay? because this is ilya's best friend (but he's also a tiny bit jealous because ilya said he would marry her for citizenship and he still hasn't forgotten that and probably never will until his ring sits on ilya's finger) but it goes great, because svetlana is amazing and shane has finally met someone that knows more about hockey than he does. but mostly, shane is just so happy that ilya has someone like her in his life and that he's not alone after losing his entire family. that there's someone that can take care of ilya when they're apart.
then just as when svetlana is gonna leave she turns to ilya saying 'ilya rozanov, make sure you hold on to this one as tight as you can' and ilya looks straight at shane and says 'i don't ever plan to ever let him go' and shane blushes and his heart melts while simultaneously feeling too big for his ribcage, says 'me too'.
but then after svetlana has left and ilya crowds shane against the wall svetlana's words echo in this head, or well, not her words but how she pronounced his name: ilya razanov and shane pushes ilya away because holy shit has he mispronounced ilya's name this entire time?? and ilya is confused, everything had been going so well, so why is shane pushing him away? is he mad? jealous? but before he can ask shane what's the matter, shane just asks bluntly (and a little panickly) 'have i've been saying your name wrong the entire time? is how svetlana said it the right way to say it?' and ilya smiles because he's relieved that shane isn't mad and also it's cute how worried shane is about this. so ilya just shrugs and says 'yes' and shane's eyes get wider (which ilya had no idea they could) and yells out 'and you never told me i've been saying it wrong for a decade?!' and ilya just shrugs again, saying 'it's cute the way you say it' and shane just scoffs, blushing a little bit because his body and mind can't agree on which emotion to settle on. 'fuck that! how could you let me say it wrong all these years?!' and before ilya can give another response shane points his finger at him, jabbing it into his chest, 'you're teaching me the right way to say it right now!' and ilya smiles, rolling his eyes fondly, and because he's a little shit he says 'can't we have sex first? i've waited so long to just touch you, we can work on your russian pronounciation later' and shane just glares (although his body betrays how much he wants that too, cheeks heating up, making his freckles stand out) 'no sex until i can say your name right!' he shouts, going to the kitchen and putting some much needed space between them.
and so for the next hour or two ilya teaches shane the right way to say his name. and although ilya didn't really care how shane said it, he can't help but admit the thrill that runs through his body whenever shane says his name correctly, it simultaneously goes straight into his heart and cock. he hasn't heard someone say his name so carefully, so lovingly, since his mother was alive. it also envokes a deep greed in him, a possessiveness, of shane being able to only say his name and nothing else. while shane had learned some russian in the past months, nothing sounds as good as his name falling out of his lips and ilya can't take it anymore, he needs to have shane naked under him, to press his body into his, to connect them as far as physics will allow, to render shane to soft whimpers and the moans of ilya's name - said properly. he never knew this was something he would get off to, but that's shane hollander, always surprising ilya.
shane initiating kisses
i love how under normal circumstances ilya's reaction to shane hiring a stylist would just be fond derision and light mocking, but because the lead up was ilya thinking that control freak shane was letting his gorgeous movie star girlfriend dress him (he'll change for her but not for me, he'll do what she wants but i can't even get him to spend the day with me) we instead get ilya's eyes sparkling, open mouthed delight at the news. and yeah, he laughs at him and teases him, but the relief that's underpinning it all is so obvious
shane says ilya has to keep it a secret and makes him promise not to make fun of him and ilya is bracing himself to hear the man he loves tell him some cute story about his girlfriend dressing him (despite literally asking for it with "someone take you shopping?") but then that doesn't happen. shane hired a stylist. he and rose landry aren't together anymore
he braces himself, but there's no impact
