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ed is babygirl. stede is blorbo. thank you for understanding.

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

#my job is entirely about stories #and yet i can still assure you #no one fucking reads

thundergrace

WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY FAVORITE TELEVISION SERIES OF ALL TIME (it's not out yet)

#MY NEW FAVORITE SHOW

twicetheheartx2

Made this for Twitter, but I figured I should post it here too. Especially given the latest episode….

#i've long wondered why i hadn't seen this meme for her #given that it is the quintessence of agott #wha #arkco #agott

yellbug

thinking about how as an adult I have been able to meet gay children for the first time (there were no out gay children or teenagers in my town when I was growing up that I was aware of) and how i am noticing new types of best friends develop. my favorite is "tween/teenage trans girl and the lesbian/transmasc/nonbinary afab kid who constantly bodyguards her and circles her protectively" i have seen this type of bestfriends many times now and sometimes i tell them and they giggle and go that's us !! and i tell them, we didn't used to be able to be together and now we are. and i am so lucky to be able to see it.

#:')

willgrahamscock

are straight people okay, I legit just watched a woman say that texting first is a blue job and waiting and replying is a pink job when it comes to dating. It has 40 thousand likes and several comments agreeing

willgrahamscock

this is how women also reinforce the patriarchy and we will never escape if you assign gender roles to everything good god

willgrahamscock

when you want to text them but you were born pink and not blue so you low key die alone…. 💔

savouryduck

#new forbidden romance trope just dropped

IN A WORLD

WHERE EVERYONE IS ASSIGNED TO ONE OF TWO """GENDERS""" FROM THE MOMENT OF BIRTH

WITH STRICT SOCIAL CODES GOVERNING EVERY ASPECT OF LIFE DOWN TO THE WAY PEOPLE TALK AND MOVE

ONE SPUNKY TEENAGE """GIRL""" DARES TO DEFY CONVENTION

On an impulse born of passionate first love and intuitive desire for rebellion, she makes the decision to text a """boy""" before he texts her

Now the circumstances of their romance must be carefully kept secret to avoid the opposition of her peers...not to mention The Council.

But will she pursue the handsome popular """boy""" and live a life under the benevolent watchful eye of The Council, and act on her unconventional desires only alone with her lover? Or will she fall for her mysterious brooding childhood best friend...who seems to have opted out of the """gender""" system entirely...and commit herself to a life on the run?!

fluentisonus

sometimes you're genuinely interested in fictional hets but the fan conception of their getting together is so dire & scary [heterosexually married with babies etc] that you genuinely start to feel it would be a happier ending to you if they just died in each other's arms instead

fluentisonus

[about a fictional man i really like & even think is good with the woman in question] i need to kill him before he can get her pregnant

#as someone who v commonly ships het #it is so fucking dire out here #the amount of taking interseting dynamics and trying to force them #BY HOOK OR CROOK #into bog standard heteronormativity and traditional gender roles #is genuinely depressing

carlithiel

The X-Files + Scully’s Darkness Falls Jacket

delightfullyvague

(source)

badbloodalltheway

Still my favorite X-Files post on this whole damn site.

#i want to believe

lyraisnotonfire

favorite thing about tumblr is having a fandom in law. no i haven't watched this show and i'm not planning to. but my moot is having fun!! look how much they love it!!! i'm supportive from the sidelines!

frogitivity

People talk about needlessly gendered items but one time I got diagnosed with female presenting autism and I’m still losing my mind over it

criticallyalexandrite

This is why Autism Speaks studies are invalid. it’s resulted in people thinking that only men can have autism. Thus resulting in stupid terms like female presenting autism.

veemopusvulgaris

FEMALE PRESENTING AUTISM???

800-dick-pics

I refused to give my adhd evaluator my gender/sex so she logged my traits and answers from the questionaires both for the “male” adhd and “female” adhd traits and the results varied so much that even my evaluator was shocked by it bc it was the first time she had done both “genders” for one person (and i think it opened her eyes on how wrong and inaccurate sexed tests/evals are). my hyperactivity, and impulsivity scored lower (aka downplayed) on the female page but had a HUGEEEEE spike for it on the male page, their were things like my emotional dysregulation that were also“less apparent” on my female results than my male ones. Genuinely ask who ever is evaluating you to remove sex/gender from the evaluation process and if they refuse demand that they test you as a “male” and “female” Lots of us esp black and brown autistics and adhders are getting duped out of a proper diagnosis bc white perisex cishet people are seen as the “standard” for literally everything in the medical field