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do you all have indie accounts?

Who are you asking, man?

I've noticed a trend

It seems that people are sending in their own usernames to be judged. Why are they doing this? Well why wouldn't they? They want shout outs!

Well, let me make something clear to every single one of you. I don't give shout outs. I am not going to rip on other people just because you are too much of a bitch to do it yourself. That is, if the person sending in these names aren't the users themselves. Yes, I have done some tracking, and no, I am not impressed. I thought it was fishy enough that people would find these 'reviews' and just signal boost them for sympathy votes. It doesn't hurt me, per say, for every 'shout out' I give, I gain 5 more followers.

I am just not going to do it anymore, because I don't want to be the reason people follow other people. If you can't convince people that you are worth the time, that is your own fucking fault. Maybe you should work on yourself a little more, eh?

Y'all are a bunch of masochists~ getting me to bash you dumbasses for attention. It's cute, and it had me entertained for a while, but not anymore. This blog is about critiquing, not handing people followers they don't deserve.

On another note, I will be picking a new mod soon. Since the original owner has given up on this blog, I am going to pass the torch and not give a shit about what he says. I have just made a VERY lucky break, and I might take off with a very nice career. I don't think that spending my time here is more important than that. Tumblr as a whole has been pissing me off, and it goes way beyond the RP community. I am going to break out, work my ass off, and get the future I have always wanted for myself.

Until I find a new mod, I am only accepting critique requests and asks that vent about writing itself, and not the users involved. Again, I am not someone to come to for shout-outs. If anything, you are making yourselves look worse than you think.

Anyway, humor me! Do you want to be a mod? I hope you have a good sense of humor, because I only expect the best to replace me, otherwise I am deleting the blog for good and you can start your own train of butthurt and controversy.

-Jerklypuff

I hate when I write really long, well thought out starters and they go completely unanswered in the tags, like no i dont want a line of text and a bullshit icon and pretend that's writing

People are usually intimidated by quality writing, because rather than learning from other styles and applying it to their own, they would rather dumb themselves down.

Quite simple, really.

Does fandom really matter as long as the writing is fabulous and well written?

I posted this before already...but hey, I guess I will just repeat myself, why the hell not?

Fandom doesn't matter, nor do the characters. It is the writing that counts.

You know what burns my biscuits? Gif only starters. How am I supposed to fucking respond some someone who just posts a gif of their muse standing there looking vaguely constipated?

I feel you

I generally don't mind one-liners- if they want to treat RPing like a minor hobby or whatever, sure, go ahead, who cares, the ones who want to write will be elsewhere. It's when they try their best to make it look okay with a bunch of extra HTML coding that I just shake my head. Covering your shit cake in frosting will not make it any less of a shit cake.

I am too damn drunk to reply logically to this shitttt

I AGREE YO

but when ppl say thwy wanna be writers and just spew out one liners, they should gtfo

WEHOO

BEER

Why do people try to justify their shitty one-liners by saying they 'do it because that's what their partners are comfortable with'? No, shut the fuck up. You do it because you're lazy and a piece of crap RPer just like they are. I know I sure as fuck don't stoop that low for people. If you're only comfortable with one-liners then you can fuck right off. I'm here to write. Not dick around like a little baby who barely knows what the English language is.

Exactly.

The way I see it, one-liners and the excuse that they are comfortable with it is like some dumb High School girl trying to be 'edgy' by wearing Converse to Graduation or Prom or some other formal event. Rather than going through the pain of looking presentable (or in this case, going through the pain of writing decently) they would rather show their ass to try and be the next Avril Lavigne.

It's stupid and disrespectful to those who showed up in heels or dress shoes or whathaveyou. And in this case, it is disrespectful to those who want to write for more than one liner smut and bullshit of the like. The only reason people do that shit is just to gain more followers and popularity. Don't tell me that isn't the case, either. Why else would they be doing that if they 'loved to write'? They are appeasing to other people because they just want to be popular, and then they go off and try to act all innocent like 'my writing suckssss why are you even following meee?' and THEN get offended when someone unfollows or calls them out.

It is a never ending cycle of bullshit and people dumbing themselves down just so everyone can like them.

THANK YOU, anon, for your input.

Well that made no sense whatsoever. I'm not butt hurt about what you said, dear. I'm pissed off at the anon who sent my name in. There's not one thing that I've assumed about your blog, other than the good advice, which isn't really an assumption. It's a fact, so maybe give me some instead of acting like an overgrown child?

Now YOU are confusing ME, dear.

If you were not insulted at all by what I said, then why did you even bother in the first place? You came here all torches and pitchforks and blaming me because you misinterpreted my response to an anon, you DIDN'T like me putting you in your place by explaining what I meant, THEN you go and compliment my work, and NOW you're trying to give me backhanded compliments and insults and try to make me out like I am an idiot?

And I'M the overgrown child?

Feel free to keep kissing my ass, but it won't change anything. You assumed a LOT when you came here, and you know it. You assumed I was a bully picking on other RPers. You ASSUMED that I was insulting your muse. YOU ASSUMED A LOT.

Feel free to take my advice, but I hope you enjoy the luxury of not being able to continue this further. You are wasting my time. Your never ending need to have the last word is getting very taxing, when you were the one who got insulted in the first place and attacked me for it.

And you gained nothing. How does that feel?

Oh, wait, you DID gain something. Just because I am kind and think that all of the unfortunate and needy deserve a little help every once in a while.

Now get the fuck out.

I followed the blog, thought that much would be obvious. Evidently not... I've been flicking through for ages; the advice, when it's not pointless insults, is actually quite useful.

"Oh, and a little advice. Assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups."

-intoxicatingxminds

I wouldn't have minded if it was constructive criticism. Oh and there you go again, swinging more insults. The only time I reply with one liners, is when the other role-player asks me to. By all means, i would love you to critic my writing, maybe give some tips. Feel free to bash my OOC posts too. Oh, and a little advice. Assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups. I'm by no means lucky to be on your blog, or to have had my blog put here in the first place.

What's this?

Aww, you flatter me. :3

I WAS going to prescribe some medication for your obvious butthurt, but I think you'll be fine.

Carry on, little one.

So aside from the butthurt users and the White Knights, hi everyone!

Jeez, some people need to learn to take a shot and calm the fuck down. Or maybe even research their shit before opening their mouth. You feel me?

Make it a double. It will shut them up faster.

I don't think that it's really fair to be judging people for their RPing on Tumblr. Unlike art, or regular written pieces, which are completely open for public consumption and judgment, especially when posted on the internet, role playing posts are meant to be enjoyed by the participants first and foremost. If you don't like their writing, and you're not RPing with them, just unfollow them. Critiquing them just seems like a waste of time and effort that fosters a rather negative atmosphere.

Take a step back, anon. Yes, back, there ya go!

I never critique people's writing unless they ask.

Where the fuck have you been? Oh, right, you HAVEN'T! You WEREN'T here when this blog was first set up and the original mod was just being an outright ASSHOLE. You WEREN'T here when I turned it around and everyone became HAPPY for it. You weren't here AT ALL, White Knight! You're just here to pretend that you are a hero!

And by the way, you have absolutely no right to claim that the anons sending me these messages are NOT RPing with them, have RP'd with them, or maybe even ARE the people that want to be ripped apart. Ever think about that? Of course not, did you? I know how some people work. They send in their own blog name so I can basically give them a shout-out so they can gain more followers, which is really only out of sympathy, really.

Every single one of you people that comes into my askbox with this White Knight bullshit are absolutely pathetic. It just goes to show that no one can just leave it alone and learn how to accept that this world isn't fucking perfect and SOMEONE is going to hate you. Oh, no! Absolutely not!

All of you guys SERIOUSLY think that this place is going to be a magical place of love and respect? No! That isn't how the fucking world works! If you were to seriously believe that this place could be something like that, then maybe you should put more effort into believing that for OUR world, maybe. You know, OUR LIVING, BREATHING, "IRL" LIFE? And I threw in "Irl" just in case any of you numbnuts didn't understand without internet lingo.

So please, I ask as kindly as I can muster, which is more than any of you deserve, learn how to turn the other cheek and be a fucking adult. I am giving out reviews based on first impressions and facts from scouring blogs provided to me by anons. You should be thankful that I even give these idiots so much as the leisure of at least finding facts first. If anything, these can help out a lot since you know that I am not doing this out of spite.

Regardless of how I run this, though, I know you will just send me death and rape threats because that is what all of you fucktards do when someone says something you don't agree with. Of course, right, because I am the bad guy, and stooping even lower than my level will show me and keep you a hero, right? As long as I said something bad first, it is totally okay to attack me and my friends with death and rape threats, because class and standards don't exist on this fucking site.

Another one down. Who's next? I can do this all damn day.

Hey, I noticed myself on the blog; it's really pissed me off. The thought that someone took time out to write in about me; especially when they did it anonymously is a mega kick in the teeth. To anyone else who would like to poke sticks at my character or the way I write, do it constructively, not behind a god damn grey-face. Also, I would just like to clear up that, yes, the FC I chose is hot, but the smut? He's only ever been shipped with one person and I've only ever written smut for two.

I actually think you should be proud someone considered you worthy of being here at all.

I also find it hilarious that, after the 'anon' insisted that I write about you, you just happened to pop up on my blog and try to bitch me out for whatever I have done. I want you to take a look at the anon's ask again, sweetheart. I'm sure what they said about you is true, for no ask comes in with claims such as this without SOME kind of reasoning, but notice my reaction. I could have ripped on your writing or any OOC things you had, but I didn't. Why? Because I am not the person who created this blog, and I am not going to just take anything and shut them down. I take facts, not hearsay.

Now, I never said you were handing out smut like lollipops. So shut your whiny mouth and learn how to read. I said you were WILLING to. That isn't a bad thing, so you are taking this way out of proportion. Not entirely surprising, though, for someone like you who has shown up out of the blue after an anon totally insisted that I HAD to review you and your two-sentence writing.

Let me take you back to another piece that I did, about a user who I completely tore apart. They found the post and reblogged it, but did they have anything to say to me? No.

They took what I had to say and grew the fuck up. Grit their teeth, if you will.

But can you? No, How DARE she imply that my muse is hot and willing to fuck another muse! How dare she imply that my muse is normal! I MUST go say something and give her a piece of my mind, because this is Tumblr, and no one is ever happy here!

Pathetic. You were just looking for a reason to bitch and complain. Get the fuck out of here and learn what a real insult looks like, sensitive baby.

intoxicatingxminds (missed an X out of their URL) some of their replies and threads are just laughable, it really does piss me off that decent role players are actually paying attention to her

AH. I see now.

I had someone submit a url like this before, and I think my answer was along these lines.

Hot muse willing to smut? Of course they are popular.

I think you are pleasing a hell of a lot more people than he was, but I'll miss the hilarious reactions from butthurt blogs if he doesn't return

I'll miss it, too.

>///<

And you flatter me XD

That is a shame, but you are giving good critics

I am really trying, and I do agree that it is a shame. Hopefully he comes back, or I can please everyone enough :/

So the original owner of the blog is no longer a part of this?

No. He has not been online or posted content in a long while. I know his main blogs, and he has been updating on those.

It seems as if he abandoned the blog altogether and left me in charge.

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