witchcraft things that you should not do

a blog for fun. probably won’t post consistently. don’t worry about numbers in submissions, i’ll edit them in.

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welcome to shitty witch advice

submission rules:

- send tips as submissions, not asks. i won’t be posting asks as official tips. this goes for messages too

- no weirdly nsfw submissions

- no offensive humor/anything derogatory towards any specific groups

- if the joke is overdone, incomprehensible, or just not very funny, we won’t post it

- if you’re sending me something that is Not a witch tip, please send that as an ask

posts that aren’t witch tips will be tagged as #not a witch tip, posts that consist of me talking about stuff will be under #buffy speaks, and the tips themselves will be under #shitty witch tips. have fun committing magical OSHA violations!

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“oh gee I should go through my inbox and start posting again”

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shitty witch tip #296

the queen’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom

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shitty witch tip #295

When communing with fairies, always be polite and introduce yourself

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shitty witch tip #293

Throw almonds at the bank teller to help with the accumulation of wealth

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shitty witch tip #292

use your grandma's ashes to make black salt

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shitty witch tip #291

Play uno with a friend using your tarot cards and your last remaining card is your message.

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question for the gang

so the inbox has been very empty as of late, and I feel like with 300 witch tips we’ve sorta run out of jokes for the time being. after 300, would you guys be okay with it if i reblogged a bunch of our old tips daily for a while? i wanna give new followers the chance to see old posts and I would. very much like a break from feeling guilty over not posting often hdjdhsjdh

this blog has come a long way! im very glad I could make so many people happy with it, and I’m thankful for every submission we’ve gotten! so i wanted to ask y’all abt it first

thanks for your time everyone ^o^

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shitty witch tip #290

Need ethically-sourced grave dirt for a spell? Stop by the grave of your hopes and dreams.

[bitterbuffy]

hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D

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we got 122 responses! the survey is now closed, thank you so much to everyone who participated ^o^

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shitty witch tip #289

Make moon water in an empty coca-cola bottle as an offer to Dionysus

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shitty witch tip #288

Use eraser shavings in spells to erase any negative energy in the spell

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shitty witch tip #287

Use seasoning salt to spice up your protection spells.

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shitty witch tip #286

Using off brand spell components can lead to summoning off brand deities.

[bitterbuffy]

hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D

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shitty witch tip #285

carve your crystals into sharp points and glue them to a set of brass knuckles

[bitterbuffy]

hey so I have a survey regarding sensory issues in high school for my research class and i would appreciate if y’all could take it/share it a bit if you know anyone who would be interested! thank you :D