The Shiveer Tribune

The hottest news of Jamaa brought to you from the Shiveer campsite

[shiveertribune]

Welcome to The Shiveer Tribune

The Shiveer Tribune strives to deliver the residents of jamaa with high-quality mt. Shiveer centered news stories.

Disclamer: The Shiveer Tribune is operating out of a hijacked personal jammer blog and is unassociated with any posts published before January 2024. Additionally, despite the claim to provide high-quality posts, The Shiveer Tribune is in no way obligated to meet any personal definitions of "high-quality." If a reader is dissatisfied with the quality or frequence of posts, then they are welcome to state their complaints. Or simply to go and make their own news posts. Furthermore, The Shiveer Tribune does not make any claims about the factuality of individual posts or the entire blog itself. Writers for The Shiveer Tribune are entitled to lie and provide false information for the sake of being funny. If a post contains unfunny false information, then the writer and everyone involved in the post will be punished as seen fit via public or inner staff request. Any greviences with the Shiveer Tribune may be communicated by comment, reblog responce, asks, or telepathy.

[plagueincevolved]

[sarepia-forest]

HUGE AJ CLASSIC NEWS

(This will be spoilers for upcoming content for December. If you'd rather not know things then don't read more. However I think this information is worth it personally.)

This month we will be getting a 100% NEW clothing item.

With a new model and everything. Not a recolor or previously unreleased item.

This is actually huge. This is something I previously thought was just not possible for them to do. It's a simple model, but it's SOMETHING. And there's more!

So there's probably more new content to come. This genuinely makes me so freaking happy to see. This year has been so massive for Classic, with so much new stuff I didn't realize they could still DO coming out. They still care about Classic. We haven't been abandoned.

We're so fucking back.

[dove-tears]

crossover yuri? of MY nostalgic virtual world games? more likely than you think.

[shiveertribune]

Its that time of year again jammers! Happy pride month from the Shiveer Tribune 🏳️‍🌈

[meowthrandir]

Childhood obsessions do NOT go away. They lie dormant, waiting to take over again.

[bootleggreely]

hi! reminder that proshippers are not welcome in the animal jam community, especially not jamblr! you guys are a threat to the children who exist here with your freak stuff, get out of here!

[medievaljournalist]

today my mind was destroyed by phantoms

[animal-jam-buds]

Imagine if you will that Animal Jam was real and that you were an animal in Animal Jam college with your roommate. And your roommate is trying to sleep. You're trying to change animals. So you're trying to be as quiet as possible about it but the sound of changing goes "WIEOOOOOOMPPPPP" at the volume of a car crash and wakes the whole building. They probably got a curfew on changing animals

[bootleggreely]

hey reminder! the trend of dressing innapropriately isnt funny! you're not funny! stop acting and dressing weirdly and innapropriately in child spaces. i dont care if "hardly any kids play this game still" they very much still do. this is still a game for children. there are plenty of minors around, ingame and in the aj communities. be normal, dont be weird, and dont encourage others to be weird! if you see someone dressing innapropriately, do not engage with them in any way, just report them for "Innapropriate Behavior". you can also report with screenshots via customer support or aj's instagram

[4n1m4lj4m]

its not that serious. this has been happening since aj started. i remember being a little kid and doing this. its not predatory behavior, its just a joke.

anyone remember being a kid during the 2016 election, around the time when sloths came out, and everyone was dressing as trump. what about strip clubs? remember those? we were kids doing that too.

if we're going to talk about animal jam being problematic for kids why don't we talk about the actual predators who are grooming kids in the game that ajhq just flat out ignores or defends.

a child will not shrivel up into dust upon seeing a penguin with big honkers. and no predator is sexually gratified by doing that. its a joke.

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[theskymother]

[bootleggreely]

NO AJHQ DONT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE STICKER PLEASE NONONONON-

[feralratzone]

rubbing my hands together devilishly... its about to go sooooo crazy

[halcyon-daz3-deactivated2025071]

hot cocoa hut!

this place doesn’t get the attention or recognition it deserves imo— the mishmashish patchwork design is really a testament to the aj art style!

[shiveertribune]

Happy Pride Month!

The Shiveer Tribune would like to wish all LGBTQIA+ Jamaa residents a happy pride month!

The Shiveer Tribune asks readers to imagine a rainbow in the image because chief editor Magical Snowyice was too lazy to find one. For all concerned, this will be a negative mark on their record.

[shiveertribune]

Editors Note: As a queer jammer I am allowed to have creative freedom in the tribune's pride posts. As a matter of fact, the beta party was chosen for a photo location not only because it was the active party when I was looking for a photo location, but also because it is to remind readers that queer jammers have been here since the beginning.

with moderate annoyance,

Magical Snowyice

[shiveertribune]

Happy Pride Month!

The Shiveer Tribune would like to wish all LGBTQIA+ Jamaa residents a happy pride month!

The Shiveer Tribune asks readers to imagine a rainbow in the image because chief editor Magical Snowyice was too lazy to find one. For all concerned, this will be a negative mark on their record.

[gryffongull]

Man. Tried playing ajpw again after years only to realise the game is completely insufferable now

Hadn't even been 3 days before I decided I don't want anything to do with ajpw again. I don't see how it's ever going to be enjoyable now (short-ish rant on why under the cut)

I had to start on a new account since my main was probably deactivated with the inactivity, and I haven't been able to have a single conversation at all with anyone. People literally don't give a shit to talk to you if you don't have a million rare items you can trade them or sell to them (which is a problem in ajc too, but this is a pw post, so)

Community aside, the game itself seems to now be such a clusterfuck of features that don't amount to anything except fueling trades and shops. It doesnt add any value to the game, it just makes it more miserable for players who don't pay to get items in demand or new players who won't get trades to save their lives, forcing them to rely on finding cheap shops

Ajpw is just in such a disgusting state with the things that they've now locked for members and the things they try to make money off of. At least ajc only encouraged you to spend money on membership and diamonds if you really want. They never had this dumbass gacha system that ajpw has with the tokens

[bootleggreely]

THE FORGOTTEN DESERT IS NO LONGER FORGOTTEN

[shiveertribune]

BREAKING NEWS

Jammers are rejoicing as the forgotten desert has been remembered once again!

Much like the myths of treasure-hunting pirates, jammers cannot wait to get back to digging in the sand for treasure. Though the shiveer tribune does not make a statement on the potential poor ethics of treasure hunting, we are happy to see the desert searchers of jamaa happy and employed once again. The shiveer tribune research department continues to search for possible leads as to where this stuff came from and how it all got to the desert, and most importantly, who it really belongs to.

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Featured Jammer

The Shiveer Tribune features jammers that provide joy and good service to the community. This edition’s featured jammer provides joy through the use of a comical username. Jammers with funny usernames are adored throughout the community and put a smile on the faces of many. This jammer has been featured and photographed without their knowledge.

The Shiveer Tribune does not endorse usernames that go against the jamaa law, nor does the Shiveer Tribune hold any responsibility for the usernames of featured jammers.