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I really try to use proof by contradiction to prove something that could be easily proven directly

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

comrade-ashenov

Afterschool Date

mevil

barrebabyofthescrewedupclick

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gavamont

The wizard cafe said my punchcard is from an alternate reality, so they won’t honor the punches on the card. Total bullshit.

spiralstaircased

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

nostalgic-teddyy

Engaging in lesbian activities tonight

Hashtag finals are over

audarcy

verdare1

I need to see this movie…

kamenwriter

monsterhospital

Its like this but Godzilla actually does show up

lastoneout

Wait this is some galaxy brain shit actually, I'm gonna have to start doing this.

nineinchmales

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

#when she starts talking about something and then never finishes it because its boring

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”