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30. Gay. NOLA Top. 9”c. Delusional.

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haven’t shared any personal shit in a minute but shoutout to my friend Amandla for taking candid photos of me for my 30th birthday back in June

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JAN LUIS CASTELLANOS as Mikey “Dance the Night Away” — Bridge and Tunnel (2.04)

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Toni Collette for Vulture

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Race play should be considered an illegal activity

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I can excuse scat but I draw the line at race play.

[knightofleo]

“Alright, Monét-”

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TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[gotterhag]

Two things: 1.) I'm actually crying. 2.) this is what it feels like getting hash browns at McDonald's

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no thoughts just matthew lillard at the premiere for scream (1996)

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[sonicspocketwrench1]

Accidental overdose death of 23-year-old Connecticut woman to be investigated as a crime, police say

The death of Lauren Smith-Fields, a 23-year-old Connecticut woman who died of an overdose, is now being investigated as a crime, Bridgeport

Update! While the coroner ruled the death accidental, it is now being investigated as a crime. (Article from Jan 24th, 2022)

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Another update is as of two hours ago on Jan 31, 2022: https://news.yahoo.com/lauren-smith-fields-two-police-132628159.html

Lauren Smith-Fields: Two police officers suspended over investigation into death of two Black women

Mayor expresses disappointment amid claims of institutional failures

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Me as I fall into the void:

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doja cat

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[prokopetz]

You wouldn’t think that flamingoes are extremophiles just from looking at them. It’s like somebody tried to build the vertebrate equivalent of that fungus that lives inside nuclear reactors, and ended up with a gangly pink dinosaur with a spoon for a face.

[calloutnevvegas]

For everyone in the comments asking how flamingos are extremophiles:

Flamingos can survive in low oxygen, high altitude, high temperatures, low temperatures, high alkaline, they can and will drink boiling water and they can be completely frozen at night and still get up the next morning

Don’t fuck with flamingos

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….. Didn’t know most of that

[iamthekaijuking]

Huh… so that’s why zoos don’t put them somewhere warm during winter.

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Oh yeah, this leaves out what I *did* know about them–they can also survive hypersalinity. That is, water so salty it kills practically everything else–water so salty it burns your skin.

American flamingos just drink that shit

[bogleech]

(animal death) this is a real undoctored photograph (*though the body was stood up for the shot) of a dead flamingo on the surface of lake natron, a lake so salty and so alkaline that it’s naturally carbonated like soda and would eat through your stomach lining if you drank from it.

When this photo went viral years ago, most people assumed this poor flamingo must have been killed by the lake.

It is actually the lake where 75% of its global population are hatched. This is a photo from the same lake:

[assuming-dinosaur]

Some species of flamingo actually subsist almost entirely on a diet of bacteria! In other words, there is a species of dinosaur that eats only bacteria and lives in lakes so toxic they would kill almost anything else—and it is best known to the average person as a kitschy lawn decoration.

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