Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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macklin celebrini has autism
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Not today Justin
gracie abrams
The Bowery Presents
Color Me Curious
The Bright Sessions
KIROKAZE
if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
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ellievsbear
pixel skylines
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Mike Driver
Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@shmirtzendoof
PHINEAS & FERB FORTNITE TRAILER
COMING APRIL 4
is this real I am soo high right now and can believe anything at this point. I don't remember giving permission for my likeness to be used for Roblox or whatever this is for
oh, it's for Fortnite, I just had to scroll up. okay... well, I still don't remember signing any documents for this. whatever. do what you want. let me at least do duos with sabrina carpenter
Perry the Labubu
hey everybody. it’s me, shmirtzendoof. I sincerely apologize. I’m just now seeing the reaction of that “dicked down” post from 2018. I’m a scientist, I crossed the line. I move the line then I cross it. I went way too far. the post is too disturbing, I understand how it offends people. it wasn’t funny. I get it. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my career, I will continue. I ask for your forgiveness. taking down the post. I’m going to ask the tumblr CEO to take down the post. and I beg for your forgiveness. I went too far. I made a mistake and I was wrong.
https://www.tumblr.com/shmirtzendoof/176356690092?source=share
Now that season 5 is out, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much does this haunt you and also did you finally get your wish Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
I never said this. I was hacked. I never said this……. you believe me, right?
I have so much rizz that they animate me on ones
EVIL AGAIN
why is everyone surprised to discover that I love my nemesis?
it's like being shocked to find out that the sun is hot. duh!
I will not breathe until the Phineas and Ferb revival airs. starting in 3, 2, 1…
Phineas and Ferb Reboot Teasers
Lawrence smokes a joint
Doofenshmirtz hacks into Epic Games and inserts himself into Fortnite. Comedy ensues.
Home Depot sponsorship
Phineas dyes his hair purple
There may or may not be a Brandy & Mr. Whiskers crossover
Disney’s first ever gay character (Never been done before)
Episodes will be exported into tiktok’s 9:16 aspect ratio
Kidney stone episode
All of Ferb’s line will be bass-boosted for maximum impact
Perry the Platypus will say “Fuck”
Pinhead Pierre’s funeral will be the season finale cliffhanger
Phineas and Ferb destroy all A.I. databases with their own bare hands, no wacky inventions necessary
Peter the Panda also smokes a joint
unfortunately, these are all true
ever since Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated was audited by the IRS, I have been hard at work on the Gossip-inator! with this inator, I will create internal discourse within the tri-state IRS office dynamics.
while employees across the corporate ladder spend 92% of their day trying to clear their names from baseless rumors, I will continue to get away with redacting my alimony income from Charlene. it's a brilliant, thwart-proof scheme!
please vote
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Mayor Roger Doofenshmirtz
I've been searching online for HOURS trying to locate the "Tumblr Sexyman" application. it's unfair that I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, am not being considered for an honor I so rightfully deserve.
maybe it wouldn't even be a contest if I was in the running... that's probably it!
not looking forward to the episode where lawrence fletcher reacts to the queen’s death
not looking forward to the episode where lawrence fletcher reacts to the queen’s death
we are only 15 days into this doofalicious year and I already want 2023 to be over
Have you heard from your best friend pinhead pierre lately?
alexa, how do I block anonymous users on tumblr
Do you get followed by pornbots? Can you make an inator to get rid of them?
why would I create an inator to get rid of 81% of my tumblr following?
