Welcome to shmoichi's homely abode.
I'm shmoichi. World-renowned author of the hit chatfic BTS, or Beat That Stanley.
Author's note! (Please read.)
This is NOT to be taken seriously. This started off as a joke and is something I decided to make public.
I have nothing against Stanley Snyder or Xeno Houston Wingfield, or any other Dr. Stone characters for that matter (except maybe Moz). Boichi is not aware of the fact that this exists (I hope), and this does not exist to slander his original work. Dr. Stone is great, this is MY contribution to the fandom. This does not exist to offend anybody.
More information will be in the Notes section of the fic once I upload it onto Archive of Our Own.
My username on AO3 is just shmoichi, if anyone wants to follow!
!! UPDATE !!
As of 7/24, BTS has finally been uploaded onto AO3!! YAY!!!!!!!!
If you search shmoichi, you'll most-likely find it. Give it some time, as it's the first installation of this multi-chapter series, so it may take some time to be found on the website. I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Origins:
This started as ( @yimuno ) sending me a list of seemingly unrelated AO3 tags at around 11 PM, commissioning me (forcing me) to write a StanXeno fanfiction that followed the mentioned criteria.
I took the challenge head-on, and it is currently an absurdly long fanfiction- in the form of a chatfic- with an unnecessary amount of time, dedication, and late-night calls put into it.
This is my baby.
I started off as a half-assed fan of Dr. Stone, with limited knowledge of who Stanley or Xeno were, why they were important, and WHY I was doing this FOR FREE.
I no longer feel that way and regularly dedicate my time to curating this ongoing contribution to the small Dr. Stone fandom.
This started off as something casual and now it is a soon-to-be AO3 hit. (I'm writing this before uploading it, so please bear with me.)
Information about characters:
Some characters involved are not in fact original Dr. Stone characters, but close friends of mine. Their identities have been hidden behind vague usernames. Some of them (Yimuno and reiblade, for example) are actively in relationships with other Dr. Stone characters.
If this bothers you, too damn bad.
As I said, this started off as a joke in our friend group. They are perfectly aware of the fact that they are not actually dating Ukyo Saionji and Kohaku. Like I said, THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE do not attack anyone in the fic, ESPECIALLY @yimuno.
Commissions, fan art, et cetra!
As I mentioned, this is a constantly ongoing fanficion. Fan requests are HIGHLY recommended, as I always want to make this more absurd than it could possibly be.
If you are suddenly inspired to create fanart, please @ me! I'd really appreciate it :D You can also use the #shmoichi tag so that I can find it there. I want this to become the dumbest fandom ever seen.
All asks, inquiries, and other related to the fic can be executed in the ask box. PLEASE feel free to ask, I love answering questions.














