The Cult de Shmouton

The Cult for Trilingual Sheep. (Sheep who speak French, English and Sheep.)

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ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

[just-sun-thoughts]

Help this person get a bird bird and sunlight idk B I R D

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Your daily Shmouton.

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After you said a little trim.

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Before the Haircut

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I’m bored if you can’t tell.

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baaahh

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lololololol

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You did Larry.

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[biphoenix]

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Let’s make that 10 hours of Screaming Shmouton.

BAAHHH JE NE VEUX PAS DATE YOU BAHHH NOPE NON PAS TODAY OR EVER BAHH

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What is the Shmouton Cult?

You may be wondering what on earth the Shmouton cult is exactly. The Shmouton cult is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a cult for bilingual sheep, or trilingual if you wanna be picky. The official languages of the Shmouton Cult are English, French, and of course, Sheep. (Fluency in all three languages is not necessary to be a member.)

The Shmouton Cult isn’t huge but we have converted many students and french emersion faculty at some schools. Our purpose? Randomness. Our Goal? World dominance. 

Our Motto? Join The Cult.

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Happy Mother’s Day! 

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Friend Goals

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Join The Cult!