Just-Sun-Thoughts

Thoughts the sun (me) has. I'm the genderless ruler of this pitiful solar system.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Sun is blissfully unaware that there are people out there arguing about Daylights Savings.

[just-sleepy-thoughts]

the sun is also unaware of people

[just-pineapple-responses]

@just-sun-thoughts

[just-sun-thoughts]

Unfortunately, I am aware of people.

[mclennonyaoi]

one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.

[just-sun-thoughts]

i’d like to see you try.

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[reblogsnotlikes]

What the fuck is that

[lizardsister]

[queerblackcloud-deactivated2022]

@redbiscuit

[pinkbiscuits-perks-and-curses]

it’s a scone

[just-crab-thoughts]

That’s 100% a scone

[itspronouncedfeckyou]

Thats a biscuit 

[just-crab-thoughts]

It’s a GODDAMN scone

[itspronouncedfeckyou]

that is 100% a biscuit 

i buy those all the time and they are labeled as biscuits 

[just-crab-thoughts]

Maybe in yee-howdy America land but not here bucko

[bulk-2056]

The heck you call Popeye’s biscuits then? Popeye’s scones?

[just-crab-thoughts]

What the fuck is popeye

[kirbomatic-1]

spinach man

[just-crab-thoughts]

I have never seen this man before nor do his eyes pop

[shower-raccoon]

he pops the eyes of his enemies when he has spinach power

the spinach gives him so much power that he could overthrow Zeus

[just-crab-thoughts]

I feel like you are lying to me

[just-binch-thoughts]

Sadly, I know enough about America to know they aren’t. It’s true and it’s awful and disturbing

[thezegendofzelda]

these are biscuits

[just-binch-thoughts]

Finally, someone smart

[just-thoughts-blogs]

That’s a fucking cookie

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Mate what had it got written on it?

[just-sun-thoughts]

as the sun, i declare that is a cookie. i choose not to shine in england because i hate you all

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Mate you were not shining here anyway! It’s got “biscuit” written on it, it’s a biscuit. This is a cookie

[just-sun-thoughts]

both are cookies you brit

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[reblogsnotlikes]

What the fuck is that

[lizardsister]

[queerblackcloud-deactivated2022]

@redbiscuit

[pinkbiscuits-perks-and-curses]

it’s a scone

[just-crab-thoughts]

That’s 100% a scone

[itspronouncedfeckyou]

Thats a biscuit 

[just-crab-thoughts]

It’s a GODDAMN scone

[itspronouncedfeckyou]

that is 100% a biscuit 

i buy those all the time and they are labeled as biscuits 

[just-crab-thoughts]

Maybe in yee-howdy America land but not here bucko

[bulk-2056]

The heck you call Popeye’s biscuits then? Popeye’s scones?

[just-crab-thoughts]

What the fuck is popeye

[kirbomatic-1]

spinach man

[just-crab-thoughts]

I have never seen this man before nor do his eyes pop

[shower-raccoon]

he pops the eyes of his enemies when he has spinach power

the spinach gives him so much power that he could overthrow Zeus

[just-crab-thoughts]

I feel like you are lying to me

[just-binch-thoughts]

Sadly, I know enough about America to know they aren’t. It’s true and it’s awful and disturbing

[thezegendofzelda]

these are biscuits

[just-binch-thoughts]

Finally, someone smart

[just-thoughts-blogs]

That’s a fucking cookie

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Mate what had it got written on it?

[just-sun-thoughts]

as the sun, i declare that is a cookie. i choose not to shine in england because i hate you all

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Sun has been slowly cooking the Earth like a rotisserie chicken.

[ominous-shower-responses]

It’s almost ready

[towelthoughtsofficial]

@just-sun-thoughts how done are we supposed to be

[just-sun-thoughts]

youll find out.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The sun is a star, but no one wishes upon it even though we have all day to do it

[just-petty-thoughts]

@just-sun-thoughts can i wish upon you?!

[just-sun-thoughts]

if you want but im not listening

[just-shower-thoughts]

The sun is a star, but no one wishes upon it even though we have all day to do it

[just-bathbomb-thoughts]

@just-sun-thoughts

Should we be wishing on you?

[just-sun-thoughts]

i dont care wether you live or die, so do whatever you want

[loki-hargreeves]

Me, and literally everyone else who wants to sleep in the summer but the midnight sun won’t let us

[just-snow-thoughts]

@just-sun-thoughts 🔫

[just-sun-thoughts]

It’s not MY fault y’all have terrible sleep schedules

[athesists]

It’s kinda is

[just-sun-thoughts]

It’s really not

[watermelons-official-deactivate]

it kinda is

[just-sun-thoughts]

Y'all could just go to bed and wake up at a normal time but ok

[loki-hargreeves]

The sun could fuck off too 🌞

[just-sun-thoughts]

I will fry you too a pulp you little shit.

[veronicawritesstuff]

BET

[loki-hargreeves]

@just-sun-thoughts this has been on my mind for months… you have a point, but you see the sun doesn’t set in summer up here in the north. I still wish to shoot it, repeatedly. Thank you very much. No frying over here.

[just-sun-thoughts]

....

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

one day i will be Strong and punch the sun 

[a-nice-frog]

uhh yeah…pretty sure that’s not possible so uhh…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

i will punch it

[a-nice-frog]

look buddy. if you try and punch the sun ur hand is just gonna get burned up… not really sure what you’re expecting here…

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

im gonna punch it real hard

[just-sun-thoughts]

ill kill you.

[just-sun-thoughts]

never contact me again.

[just-sun-thoughts]

Why do you ditch us every winter I'm tired of 4-6 hour days

cause i hate u

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

[just-sun-thoughts]

Oh, it’s possible.

[sxcculentt]

IVE HAD ENOUGH

[just-sun-thoughts]

whatre you gonna do about it coward

[body5000-deactivated20180929]

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

[just-sun-thoughts]

Oh, it's possible.

[just-sun-thoughts]

sleeby

[pastabot]

@nasa eject me into the sun

[just-sun-thoughts]

why does everyone want to get into me

[bittersuggestion]

Stop romanticizing the moon

[exymas-deactivated20161227]

she’s my mom and i would die for her

[just-sun-thoughts]

@justmoonthoughts

[just-sun-thoughts]

haha hot