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shiplikemyhelmet

Nothing short of total betrayal would corrupt you.

“ Phazon almost did it.”

shocking-shapeshifter

“And yet not a single instance of you actually fell. Some came closer than others, but you all eventually recovered.”

☺♠ ♥ ♦

☺ -- Plots. Definitely. Memes tend to get stale, and don’t involve any action.

♠ -- Just these two.

♥ -- Yes. I used to be pretty open about who I’d role-play with, but it reached a point where I had to either shut out the anime-inspired self inserts or go insane.

♦ -- Lack of conflict. Conflict is one of the central elements of any plot, and without it you’re just faffing around. I don’t like social RP because it feels fake, and like it’s going nowhere.

#giygas-the-overlord

brothersebastianscompendium

Munday-questions "How do you rp" edition

Send me a symbol for a question to the mun:

◊: Do you bing-reply or prefer reply-queueing? ●: Which time of the day, do you rp best? ☺: Do you prefer memes, or plots? ☻: Which genres do you find the easiest to play? (angst, fluff, smut, etc.) ☼: Which tropes do you find overused/boring? ♀: What is an AU, you really want to play with your muse? ♂: Is there any kind of music, you hear while writing? What kind of music? ♠: How many muses do you have? ♣: Can you play more than one muse, at the same time, or do you divide your rp-time between your muses? ♥: Are you selective, if yes, what makes you selctive? ♦: What can ‘kill’ your muse/ your inspiration? ♪: Name three things, that are absolutely mandatory for you, to be able to roleplay! ♫: Is there any kind of muse, you cannot play? ♯: Is there any kind of muse, you would like to play, but don’t dare? Why?

Do you like tulips?

I’m not sure if you’re talking about flowers or making an innuendo. In either case, the answer is yes.

#Anonymous

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

“It’s only scary if it’s misused. i am actually more selective about my teaching than one would think” she responds, feeling the force of the hug, but no pain, or damage registered,”You will have recovered enough energy to return to your original form” She tells her

“You are welcome… use your gifts wisely, my friend… and i will return with the completed gene-seed soon”

shocking-shapeshifter

Gandrayda releases Nora, and reshapes her body into its usual form. “Much better,” she says, regaining quite a bit of her confidence. “Well, we’ll be here and waiting. I don’t think we’re planning on moving to Astrid’s celestial realm until after we’ve made sure that there aren’t going to be any complications with the pregnancy...”

sendameme

BOLD all that applies to your muse!

atlasthedestructionrobot-archiv

shocking-shapeshifter

But wait, what about Samus?

tagged by: @revoibomber

INTRODUCTION :

name ; Gandrayda Aran age ; ?? your favorite picture of your muse’s fc ;

QUESTIONS :

what would be their twitter name? what sorts of tweets would they tweet? ; I have no idea what her name would be, but she would tweet pictures of people in compromising positions.

what’s their favorite genre of movies ? of music ? ; Gandrayda loves her comedies, and not just because they give her bad ideas. Her favorite genre of music, meanwhile, is EDM.

what’s on their top queue on netflix ? ; Probably something not safe to watch around children.

what’s their favorite scent ? do they smell like that ? ; Gandrayda loves the smell of the rain, and tends to smell like ozone.

apple or android ? ; Android

favorite season ? least favorite season ? ; Spring is her favorite season, as she enjoys watching the world reawaken. Winter is her least favorite season, primarily because static electricity is a legitimate problem for her.

describe their morning routine. do they wake up early or sleep in ? do they press the snooze button a bunch of times or do they immediately get up? ; Her morning routine involves waking up whenever Samus decides to drag her lazy butt out of bed, cooking breakfast while Samus gets her shower, then showering while Samus eats. Coffee is mandatory.

if they were to be compared to a canon character, who would that be ? ; All of them. Every single one.

animal they resemble ; Portuguese Man-o-War?

finish this sentence , muse : what would ___ do ? ; "What would Samus do? No, not that one. The other one.”

tag five people so they can get to know their muse too ; Everyone! But especially @saviorgoddessastrid, @spartan-joe371, and @shiplikemyhelmet

graciouslycervine

What do you think it would take to CORRUPT my character?

Or if my character is a villain, what do you think it would take to REDEEM them?

buriedafter

&&. would you please kindly reblog this if you don’t mind being sent questions for you/your muse ? and if you want to specify in the tags what kind of questions are your favorites ( to be answered by the writer or by the muse, for example ), that’d also be lovely ?

shocking-shapeshifter

Yeah, that sounds like something you’d say.

shiplikemyhelmet

Can you blame me?

shocking-shapeshifter

“Nah, I guess not. You’ve made a lot of enemies, and I think you look better without being covered in plasma burns.”

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

“You could pass every single test handed to you with flying colors” She assures her,”you have been given comprehensive knowledge of medicine, zoology, biology, and ailments of the spirit” She explains,”I actually tried to steer the knowledge in that direction… i don’t actually control what you learn” She tells her,”Use Her gifts well, gandrayda… this is a gift”

shocking-shapeshifter

“That’s kind of scary,” she says, shaking off the last of the disorentation. “I suppose it gives me the means to make sure that Sammy doesn’t fall apart, though.”

The Jovian gives her sister-in-law one of her patented, rib-cracking hugs. “Thanks, Nora. And speaking of your sister, I think I’m going to go engage in some aggressive cuddling until she wakes up.”

bombing

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

shocking-shapeshifter

Yeah, that sounds like something you’d say.

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

“When you regain your energy, think what you could do for me, for astrid, for progress, for the galaxy as a whole… you’re a powerful individual gandrayda” She tells her with confidence,”And i was not aware of that. if it’s too sophisticated for your already impressive morphing, i’m surprised…but i can help you”

placing a hand on her forehead,Nora exhales, and places her tendrils against gandrayda’s temples,”You seek purpose, my sibling of the Great Body… i will sharpen your edge, and you will find purpose” She whispers, as information flows into the jovians mind. knowledge of the flesh and spirit. how to fix a mind and body when they break. taking the knowledge already present and expanding upon it exponentially

shocking-shapeshifter

Having that much information suddenly downloaded into her brain was a little overwhelming at first. The transfer left her with a slight headache and some dizziness that quickly passed. “By Sammy’s ancestors, warn a girl next time you decide to do that,” she hisses. “Wow, all of a sudden Gandrayda Aran, M.D. sounds a lot less like a joke...”

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

“Astrid says that the sleeping schedule will help you stave off madness… most psycho-analysts claim i’m mad in the first place, but i don’t bother myself with it” She admits, a casual shrug one of her only movements she makes

“Well, there is so much you could do, and given your anatomy, the only limits are your creativity. the Galactic federation does still need to fall, and you could be of some aid in that department. or you could do innumerable other things… do you want to carry the child?” She offers

shocking-shapeshifter

Gandrayda shakes her head. “I might be one of the best shapeshifters on the planet, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m a genetic male,” she says, shrugging in resignation. “My wishes are pretty much irrelevant; Sammy’s carrying the baby because she’s the one with a body designed for it. It’s not something I could mimic my way through, either -- the biological processes involved are just way too complicated, even for me.”

chojinxzoku

The night at the colony was as calm and rutinary as allways,the old bird would see a few messages regarding archeological fidings related to chozo civilizations or of those who once had some interaction with them. Some confirming or clearing the assumptions unto deception, mostly the later. He would take seat on a dark bar on the less crowded sectors of the urban grounds, cloak allways keeping his figure mostly on shadows as he paid for light drinks. And habit that had become natural after his return.

Which seemed to go noticed, as he caught someone staring at his direction.

“ You should know better than to stare at a stranger, unless you are going to invite a drink?” His voice called out, it sound somehow old yet young at the same time. The manner he spoke like gave enough to tell he was doing a joke..

shocking-shapeshifter

Gandrayda waved a hand at the bartender as she helps herself to a seat, indicating that drinks were indeed being offered. Granted, she wouldn’t be drinking anything alcoholic, but her new friend probably would be. “I guess I can spare you a drink or two as an apology,” she says. “You just happen to look kinda familiar, that’s all.”

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

Nora smiles,”Yes. we’ve been working at this for a while. i’ve been catching her trying to avoid sleeping to work on this. i’ve had to use my powers to put her to sleep several times. i do not need sleep, but she very clearly does. i do not need her mental state in question again”

shocking-shapeshifter

“All that, and she’s teaching Joe about the Chozo to boot,” she says, shaking her head. “We’re not supposed to need sleep now that we’re immortals, but you’re right -- Sammy does get erratic when she doesn’t sleep.”

Something’s eating at Gandrayda, though. “I appreciate how hard she’s working, but it seems like I should be doing more. I mean, she’s helping you with the gene-sequencing and she’s going to be the one carrying the baby. So what am I supposed to do?”

shocking-shapeshifter

"Why this whole thing strikes me as funny, I don't know..." (phazonhuntress)

Gandrayda was probably about as far from being amused as she could possibly be. With arms crossed over her chest, she fixes Nora with a glare that could freeze a campfire solid. Maybe this has something to do with her suddenly being red, having substantially longer headfins, and and being unusually male. “Yeah, well, you really should have asked what that “appliance” is used for before deciding to upgrade it. Now I’m stuck like this for however long, and Samus still hasn’t regained consciousness.”

@phazonhuntress

queenofprogress

“The samples are in a very delicate stage right now, so all i can show you is a video feed” Pulling up a screen, she shows gandrayda a video of several vials filled with blue liquid in the shape of a triple helix, while several machines are digitally taking the helix apart and putting it together,” So far, we’ve encountered few problems, but the ones we have encountered are problematic enough to slow progress… but when it is finished, i assure you, the product will be as close to flawless as the Universe allows” she says with a smile

shocking-shapeshifter

She nods, although she feels slightly out of her depth. “The miracle of life,” she says, wishing her wife wasn’t currently incapacitated. “It’s hard to believe that a child is going to be produced by all this, even when looking at it. You and your sister are definitely the brains of this operation...”

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