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catschimericalcreations

Cat's Chimerical Creations: What It Made: Ty Beanie Babies Early the Robin #1

Early the Robin #1 was used to make Benny Superstar the Robin Griffin plushie:

His cream and red tummy were used to make one of the "frills" for Tulip the Stranger Things inspired demo-dog:

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drella333

mae againnn sigh

demilypyro

Digital circus' biggest problem is that it was written to be a niche show aimed at weird analytical queers with actual media literacy and it accidentally blew tf up and hit the mainstream and a bunch of people who have never had a second thought about anything got into it

hcnnibal

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

hcnnibal

am i the problem

mousegirlheart

op are you a hobbit

daily-symbiotes

Today’s Daily Symbiote: Sense

catschimericalcreations

Cat's Chimerical Creations: What It Made: Ty Beanie Babies Sneaky the Leopard #4

Sneaky the Leopard #4 was used to make Horemheb the Four Headed Winged Leopard plushie:

and his body was used to make Jimmy Smiles the Ostrich Griffin plushie:

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lmaonade

spiderdungeons

why did she do that

spiderdungeons

it’s just a baby spider it’s not nsfw . why

spiderdungeons

jsyk i did appeal this multiple times and i guess they / the AI / whoever was like. no fuck you and your pornographic fingers and slutty little spider

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

n64retro

Yoshi's Story (Nintendo EAD, 1998)

happy pride

I've seen this clip many times, but never really appreciated the power of "what was her problem?" Just casually assuming that lesbians come in a wide variety of shapes and being inclusive. As a transbian who is probably still closer to Homer shaped than to my ideal, that's huge!

soyalexnajera

quasi-normalcy

The fact that "high culture" is still associated with the rich, even though the actual rich people are now just tacky, tasteless, Trumpy-Musky human trash bags.

quasi-normalcy

The rich aren't into opera and ballet; they're into monster trucks and UFC and going to Dubai.

quasi-normalcy

Honestly if the entire socioeconomic demographic had the smallest lick of class, it might...well, it wouldn't redeem them, but it might at least make them tolerable. But they don't. They're trash. They are relentlessly, and I mean in the full pejorative sense, American.

daily-symbiotes

Today’s Daily Symbiote: And who are you?

shamebats

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

shamebats

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

shamebats

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

the-haiku-bot

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mechanica1-hands

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

shamebats

"become a fish" (gay)

ladyananas

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

helpless--romantics

theivorybilledwoodpecker

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

theivorybilledwoodpecker

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

emilynyaaa

this is an insane story

flickering-leaves

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

brightlotusmoon

harperhug

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

handageddon

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?