thats a great idea!!!! will you be my practice dummy?
hi karkat! i mean, im just assuming your name is karkat, and not only because, you know, ive met far too many of your alternates that ive lost count by now, but because, believe it or not, i have this weird tendency to read peoples blogs before i follow them. reading over 1000 blogs instead of studying for college seems like a wonderful way to waste time. i actually really like reading! so, you know, i wouldnt be upset if you wanted to recommend any books i should read my way. it might take me a bit, since im sort of stuck on reading my current reading source! maybe youve heard of it? “the girl with the dragon tattoo” by stieg larsson. it was originally written in swedish, but i cant say its entirely boring because of that.
originally, i was reading the sources from my college on chemistry and forensic topics. which, by the way, im studying to become a forensic scientist. i dont think i mention that on my page anywhere, i should really fix that!!! “dr. harley” has a horrible ring to it, though, so i dont recommend calling me that even after i get a job. just jade will be fine.
anyway, do you have any hobbies? i like to paint. most of my stuff has taken more into vanitas than any other era of painting, so i cant say i get a lot of money for my stuff, unfortunately. thats all right, though. i shouldve guessed i would have needed to get a second job along with this if i wanted some money. i remember when i decided to be a bartender. that did not turn out well. you dont drink, do you? not that it would matter much, but i just think alcohol tastes awful. especially beer. i dont see how anyone can drink that putrid stuff!
not that i would need a job. i have enough money put into my name to buy whatever i need, but it keeps me busy, i guess. like, my grandpa used to have this really big ship. it was called “jade”, actually! he named me after it, strangely. :\ i mean, its really weird to say, wow, i was named after a ship, rather than saying a ship was named after me, but thats not really how it worked. but oh well, at least i wasnt named titanic.
do you know how you got your name? was it anything special? “karkat” doesnt really seem like itd have much meaning, but im fairly ignorant when it comes to troll culture, even if i am surrounded by them most of the time, so youll have to excuse any fuck ups. i seem to be doing pretty well so far. i think the only troll ive really managed to offend was my friend, kankri. he has a burn on his face, you see, and i always call him “zuko”. i dont think youd get that joke if you havent seen avatar: the last airbender, though :( still, he wasnt even that offended and he knew it was a joke so i dont really think it counts
speaking of avatar, you should tell me about your favourite shows and movies! maybe well have some in common. or, preferably human movies, since troll movies always have those SPOILER ALERT!!!!! titles. i always found that kind of strange and unproductive, but hey! more ignorant culture stuff!! whoo!!
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