Sebastian Solace finds out about Social Media™️

Hi, this is an ask blog of the fish shopkeeper who resides around door 50. He is from the game Pressure(in Roblox). No graphic NSFW, tone tags required and any asks made to me personally must have the tag /ooc before the ask. Thanks :3

[shopkeeper-seb]

*coughs gently*

Riddle me this, Riddle me that,

What’s up bitches, this fish is BACK!

[shopkeeper-seb]

I'm curious, do you ever get concerned when there's a younger teen Expendable? Do you like... Help them out a bit or do you just let them fend for themselves? Genuinely curious.

…I’m not evil. I’ll help them. It’s not easy, to have your freedom taken from you so young. You can almost feel their determination. It does feel like I see a bit of myself in them.

[calmly-posed-advocacy]

I think a big issue in the trans debate, on both sides, is that the terms we use to define our opposition, like ‘terf’ and ‘woke’, carry a lot of stigma, and aren’t typically accepted by the people we use them on.

To combat this, I believe that we should create generally-accepted terms that both sides are happy with, like ‘pro-life’ and ‘pro-choice’ in the abortion debate.

My suggestions would be ‘gender accepting’ and ‘gender cautious’ but I would love to hear other people’s thoughts.

[shopkeeper-seb]

TERFs made up that name for themselves. And woke was originally AAVE.

[shopkeeper-seb]

(Your ask button says "you gonna buy something?" so I will I'll take a medlit and 5 batteries thanky)

Sebastian, have any Expendables needed to stay for longer in your shop? Due to exhaustion, or hiding from smth else? Also, could Pandemonium get into your shop?

Well alright, you don’t have to ask. Pick it off, as long as you pay me.

This is a good question. I’ve had a few Expendables stay here for long periods of time due to exhaustion, bad wounds, etc. Sometimes hunger. One time, one of them died on me. It wasn’t even my fault.

And no. Pandemonium cannot get in here. We have a contract, if you will. Plus, it can’t even see through walls.

[shopkeeper-seb]

Hey Sebastian, did you hear about this rumor about some haunted hotel. Apparently it was used s a hospital in WW2, and some sort of entity took control of it.

And opinions on the Deep Sea Bunnies :3

(/ooc note, I'm talking about the DOORS Hotel)

I did hear inklings of whispers about this hotel. Simply rumours, though. I’ve heard things about nobody surviving, the place being endless, etc etc. Standard spooky stuff.

The bunnies? They’re…cute enough. A little insufferable at times, but their round bodies make up for it. Very squishable.

[shopkeeper-seb]

*runs it, steals all your items with no pay and fucking disappears into the walls.*

mine

*pulls out the glock and shoots you through the walls 360 noclip style*

Nah actually

[shopkeeper-seb]

Heh, now you know!

I guess I do. I should have seen this coming.

[shopkeeper-seb]

*a small critter enters the shop with a shy click*

- @niri-the-ghost

Hello. Are you one of the ones who have been experimented on, as well? You certainly look the part.

*He nods respectfully, not wanting to scare you off.*

[shopkeeper-seb]

Oh, I forgor. Then how about YOU take the flash-beacon and flash ME to see how it feels to flash others like they did you?

Well…I suppose it couldn’t hurt.

*He takes the thing and stares at it for a moment. His face is slack and perplexed.*

I have no idea how to use it. Do I just-

*He presses a trigger on the side and the beacon flashes with a bright light that momentarily illuminates the room.*

Oh.

[shopkeeper-seb]

How about now? Now you won't be able to get me if I flash you >=D crawls into the vents and points the flash-beacon at him

Vents don’t protect against guns, stranger. You know this, right? It’s important to me that you know this.

[shopkeeper-seb]

Sup mandem, mod here :3

Check out my main, @this-isnt-an-amazing-world-rob

I post rants, get angry about shit and try to be funny

I need more non-proshitting JJBA moots 🫩

[shopkeeper-seb]

So, if I just.. Flashed you with a flash-beacon now.. Would you be mad? Slowly pulls out a flash-beacon

If you did that I would make sure you could never do that weird revival thing. Ever again.

*He hissed with a false smile, glaring pointedly at the flash beacon.*

[shopkeeper-seb]

I present

the suislide.. idk if fish monsters have humor but it’s worth a shot.

*A short pause fills the room as he takes in the picture. It’s broken by a soft chuckle.*

It took me a few moments to get, I’ll admit — maybe the fish brain is catching up to me.

But I was human once too.

[shopkeeper-seb]

Cool, and what do you think about expendables buying flash-beacons just to flash you?

I have no qualms with giving them a little spook or teaching them a lesson. They always come back again somehow.

I assume they’re brain dead or simply traumatised, based on the way they act.

[shopkeeper-seb]

I smell an ask blog with a low ask count. If you would accept me in your humble abode, I would very much like to bother thee.

You look like someone who would be very good at pestering me. However, since I would like the engagement, I accept your proposal.

Welcome. I hope I don’t regret this.

[shopkeeper-seb]

I'm also here, I just have too much anxiety to interact

But uh- hallo

Oh. *He looks down at the small creature below him.*

Well, hello to you too. How long have you been here? (And have you even eaten?)

[shopkeeper-seb]

Sebastian, what is the item that the expendables buy the most out of your shop?

Oh, another ask! Never thought I’d see those again.

Usually Expendables buy batteries, followed by flashlights, then medkits, then gummylights.

The latter of which they INSIST on rattling in here like some kind of bored toddler.