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[shortcakelot]

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about me: she/her, 24 years old + neurodivergent

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I wanna write for a group that might be a little more challenging so which group of these would y’all want to read some headcanons about?

Simurians (Dabura, Cross, Maru)

Disaster Curses (Mahito, Jogo, Hanami)

Culling Games (Reggie Star, Hajime Kashimo, Takaba Uro)

Voting ended onApr 7

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Mini Dabura

dabura with his beloved child

warnings/content: just Dabura with his baby, no mentions of pregnancy or any implied relationship. I got inspired and thought it would be cute

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• Despite appearing imposing and being one of the strongest, Dabura is a gentle man. He’s at his most gentle with his little bundle of joy

• He holds his child gently in his large hands, his gaze always curious as they squirm about. They often stare at each other, both contemplative beings

• I imagine Simurian babies, especially ones from the Deskunte tribe, are small, but grow sort of like seals babies, drinking/eating a lot since they have a long way to grow.

• So Dabura’s got a chubby little baby, and he can’t help poking their little cheeks and gently squeezing chubby limbs. He’s not used to such fragility and softness

• He carries his baby with him as often as possible. Usually in a baby carrying wrap so baby stays close to his chest. If he has to put baby down, he’ll only hand them over to someone he really trusts, like his sister or significant other

• Dabura is a very gentle father, lets his baby gum at him, climb on him, you name it

• He never baby talks, always speaks in a calm, even tone. His baby is just as much of a fast learner as him, so he tells them about everything

• Encourages his baby a lot. “Yes, you’re a fine warrior. Your aim with your bottle gets better every day” is one of the many things he’ll say to his fussy baby

• I think Deskunte babies grow their horns in when they start teething, and Dabura patiently soothes his baby through all the crying and upset tummies

• When his baby gets their horns in a little more, he playfully butts horns with them

• Sends people photos of his baby. “Yuka, here is my child” he’ll send in a message randomly, like it isn’t the twentieth time he’s sent an image of his giggling baby to Yuka or anyone else he knows

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yeah takaba would show you these unfunny grainy 4 pixel ig reels with that one audio „ohohoho no no no“ the one with that loud ass laugh on full volume and then expect u to laugh too 😭😭

PLSSKSKSKSK he so would. He’d make some of them too and be really proud of them

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Jujutsu Ick

ways the jjk men have given you the ick

warnings/contents: April Fool’s! This is rlly a joke post and to get back into writing, so pls don’t take it too seriously! Icks are subjective

includes: Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Kento Nanami, Toji Fushiguro, Choso, Hiromi Higuruma, Fumihiko Takaba, Sukuna, and Mahito

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Satoru Gojo

• You can’t have a meal with him without him asking “you gonna eat that?”

• Tries to shoot baskets with his trash, no matter where it is or what it is. Once tried to shoot his popcorn bag in the trash and popcorn went everywhere

• Says stuff like “haha you’re so short!” “You’re soo small!” “Omg look how much taller I am!”

Suguru Geto

• Makes lowkey evil grins sometimes when he’s thinking of his plans, can be really startling when you roll over in bed

• When you try to get him to open up he sometimes says stuff like “You wouldn’t get it” and sighs

• Refuses to wear closed toe shoes, no matter what. It could be snowing and he’ll have thick socks and sandals on

Kento Nanami

• his phone ringtone is loud, like boomer volume level loud. It’s mostly for emergencies, but the cheesy ringtone doesn’t help

• Dry texter, he tries but it’s anything but talking in person or letters feels extremely awkward

• Falls asleep right before any movie or show you’re watching ends. Always

Toji Fushiguro

• Uses the bathroom with the door open, doesn’t matter what “business” is being attended to

• “Can you buy?” Is a frequent question you get no matter your relationship status, what’s being bought, or where you are. You could be his wife buying a sundae and he’ll ask you in front of the server

• Drinks milk straight from the carton

Choso

• follows you around everywhere. Sometimes it’s cute, but when you meet up with your friends and he waits in the car like a puppy it’s a little sad

• Burns easily in the sun, to the point he avoids it, looks like a dorky vampire running to the shady spots in the park

• Likes spaghetti which is fine, but he slurps it too much, gets awkward in restaurants

Hiromi Higuruma

• Doesn’t text back when he’s at work, will only react to your messages with a heart. Doesn’t matter if you ask a question or tell him something sad. He doesn’t realize it’s frustrating

• Gets extremely grumpy whenever he sees commercials or news items about court cases or court shows. To the point he groans and rubs his face because the Dr’s office has Judge Judy on in the waiting room

• His stress makes his feet sweat, so his socks are usually a little stinky. Oops

Fumihiko Takaba

• Shows you reels that are just not funny at all, but makes you watch it the whole way through and waits for you to laugh

• His nose runs a lot when he eats spicy food and he doesn’t wipe his nose or clean his face til he’s done

• Wakes you up to tell you jokes. He’s too excited for your reaction to realize you’re half asleep and disoriented

Sukuna

• Well first of all he talks about eating people, is it a joke or not? Who knows, but he’ll eat snacks with his regular mouth and his belly mouth. Messily

• When you make fun of yourself or someone teases you, he laughs a little too hard sometimes

• He throws the control. Doesn’t matter what kind, for the tv, video game, if he’s even using it or if it’s even either of yours or not, doesn’t matter, he’s throwing it

Mahito

• Will turn himself into a weird worm form and chase you around your place, try to worm in your laundry, harass your pets, just a weirdo

• Invites his curse friends along places without asking. Like why is Jogo watching movies with you and Dagon at Valentine’s dinner?

• Sighs really loudly when he wants attention and will keep doing it until someone asks. Says “Nah nah I’m good…” then starts sighing again

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Rules:

• request are: closed

• I write for just about any characters from my interests with only a few exceptions. If you’re not sure if I’ll do the req, just send it in under anon when reqs are open!

• I tend to write gender neutral reader for most of my work to make it inclusive, but I will sometimes do specifically female reader.

• I will only do sfw works at this time, just because it’s what I feel comfortable with and I want everyone to enjoy them, some works may be more steamy and will have proper warnings, but I won’t write full out sex, sorry

• I absolutely will not do: anything involving full on noncon of any kind, pedophilia, or incest

• Do not upload any of my work into any form of ai

• I have mental issues so please be kind. I’m open to answering any questions and chatting, as long as you’re civil :3