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✎ CURRENT CONCERN :: When will my tub of mascara dry up entirely? ✎ CURRENT EARWORM :: Arise by The Seige

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It took me 6 hours to think of a reply after seeing the words pretty girl at 8am. But uhm...bet? Have this picture though because brain is still empty..

#undxrworld #the café

Someone tell me why Tumblr wants to monetise the site but can’t fix the billion other problems it has? For example, on mobile I can’t even click on someone’s profile without it being blank. Bruh.

#Staff??? Hello???#Get your fucking shit together #And turn your asks on cowards #the main desk

praying

starei

*winks and makes kissy faces at the front camera on my phone for the top secret government agency watching me*

#Mwah #I’ll even flaunt my abs for you #My secret FBI agent #Sounds like a BL manga LMAO #Would love to be the MC #10/10 #the café

babbyygirrrl

I want my future boyfriend to buy me a necklace with his name on it & watch it hang while I ride his dick.

#Could be vice versa tbh #As Lil Nas X said #I'll shoot a child in his mouth while I ride it #the restricted section

Then come here and give me one, pretty girl

#the common lounge #undxrworld

Woof?

#the main desk

Hi all. I’ll be a little busy over the next couple of days or so for a project in uni so I won’t be able to drag Zhongli around to be awake for too long for a while.

#Important #I guess?#the main desk

Bahahaahah I'm kidding. I wanted to send this to thank you for making laugh so much recently. So I'm sending this to return the favor to hopefully make you laugh a little too when you wake up later lmao

Here, have a proper one!

Glad I could make you smile and laugh :)

#the common lounge #undxrworld

ok, so I’m an idiot and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to make an offering to Zhongli… ><

Oh, don’t worry about it, sweetheart. All you need to do is come into my DMs for an ID verification to make sure you’re 18+. Someone passed me a spreadsheet of verified people in this community so if your url is on it, then you’re good to go.

If you’re going to go as an anon, be sure to let me know what emoji you’d like to use. Hope that’s clear

#Ooh my first interaction #Hello I hope you’re doing well #Don’t call yourself an idiot #That’s not nice #the common lounge #anon

geozhongli

It’s so lonely with just myself here…Do I need to hunt for my own little prey?

shotas-library

You’re just horny and that’s straight creepy, Zhongli. And you act like I’m not here? Am I just a wall to you?

geozhongli

Speaking to you is often akin to speaking to a wall, unless it concerns Mora, yes.

shotas-library

Well, someone has to since you’re penniless all the time

#Don’t fight me on this you old man #the common lounge

geozhongli

It’s so lonely with just myself here…Do I need to hunt for my own little prey?

shotas-library

You’re just horny and that’s straight creepy, Zhongli. And you act like I’m not here? Am I just a wall to you?

#i'm hurt dude #why you gotta do me like this #the common lounge

Might just flip the cold and brooding attitude to the hoe attitude. Feeling very Childe today

#🤨#I don’t even kin him #the main desk

daddys-angelbbyx

I just want a hot vampire boyfriend is that too much to ask???

#Vampire!Kaeya wya #Be my husband rn #the cafe

angeliccuntboy

oh to be an angel getting fucked by a demon

#Oh to be a demon fucking an angel #the restricted section

Zhongli’s about to go into his ‘rut’ soon so uh. Full speed ahead, I guess?

#Lmao RIP everyone #Zhongli’s manners will be no longer soon enough #the main desk

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