Shots And Glitter

Dont be afraid to ask me anything, i'm really nice, I promise :) twitter - @shotsandglitter

[geniusoflove]

me trying to sound employable: i love effort.... and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[samettimato]

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

[overlord-flinx]

[gifprincess]

When in doubt, pinky out!

[gabriellabowden]

when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know

[wan-shailu]

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

[teenscoolest]

[showerthoughtspost]

If you stick your feet in the sand, the entire world becomes your shoes.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[teathattast]

[cheese24k]

[kushkissesz]

LMFAO I’M AT WORK & I’M LITERALLY HOLDING MY NOSE SHUT SO I DON’T LAUGH TOO LOUD OMG

[cryptideye]

IM SORRY BUT IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BC IM WHEEZING IVE WATCHED THIS LIKE 5 TIMES IN A ROW AND IT NEVER GETS OLD

[kabutoraiger]

oh to be a fictional scientist surrounded by many unnecessary & technically pointless beakers of colourful liquids

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[ruinedchildhood]

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

anyway, *daydreams*

[funnypicsdept]