Rhomaland, The Awesomest Place In Imagination

Yo. Name's Rhoma, 28, UK. Not sure what you followed me for but it probably isn't this! I keep hitting my post limit so i'm also @rhomaa2-2

[lavenderprose]

“You can come out to your parents without giving them a list of all the guys you’re fucking,” says Ilya Rozanov, way too confidently for a man who has never actually met Yuna Hollander, who will Definitely Ask,

[goodsongnever]

oh, shane, you are dating someone!! this is great!! can we meet him? (no) can you tell us his name or what he does for a living? (no) can you tell us what city or even country he lives in? (no) can we see a picture? (no) does he have social media? (no) so.... shane, honey, it kind of sounds like you don't have a boyfriend (yes I do, he lives in… some other part of canada, you don't know him) and maybe you're just saying that because you're not ready to date, but honey, you should date! I have a list of men here, I have a plan to get you a boyfriend, I have the NDA forms right here, we'll get you a raya account… (no!!! mom, I do have someone already, I just can't tell you anything about him, ever)

yuna: ah I see, hmm, one moment please, let me bring up an alphabetical list of all 700+ current MLH players. is it aaron a. aaronson???

shane: of course not!! mom!!!

yuna: you know what, of course not, I'm sorry and it was ridiculous of me to even think so. aaron a. aaronson is a second-rate player on a third-rate team, let me re-sort this list so that the stat leaders are at the top and start again from there, haha, here's a funny one to cross off the list right away, I guess: is it ilya rozanov???

[donesparce]

you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow you dont need the butter pillow

[donesparce]

all i'm getting from the tags and replies on this post is the butter pillow has cast a devious spell on most of you. you have fallen for the trap of the butter pillow.

[donesparce]

how easily the human will crumples in the face of the butter pillow

[fondful]

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Can't wait for the new season of Dimension 20: On a Bus!

[grabmyboner]

i do think when ilya introduces shane and svetlana he’s so excited because yay they’re gonna talk about me and how sexy I am and good at fucking i am the entire time but WRONG they just talk about hockey all night long and shane and svetlana both have a hand on ilya touching him while the other hand is waving around when they talk and completely ignore ilya otherwise and ilya is like omg this is so boring but he actually is having the best night ever because his entire world is sitting on this couch with him nerding out over hockey and playing with his hair and fingers while they do it and he is just sitting there like 🥰

[grabmyboner]

#Once they do get drunk enough they bond over Ilya’s go-to move of picking a bitch up & kind of give him a hard time over his o-face @hollzy-baby

oh my god. both of them wine drunk imitating ilya’s various o-faces and going in a deep voice Da, da, yes. and ilya is going red in the face like “shut the fuck I give both of you best orgasms of your lives and this is how you repay me?” meanwhile both shane and sveta are doing this face at ilya

[norabee]

"If you masturbate you're a filthy gooner" you sound like a fucking nazi and I'm not kidding, why are people so eager to turn into pearl-clutching reactionaries about normal sexual activity

[norabee]

Addendum to this is that if you call normal goddamn women "goonbait" for the crime of Being Women In Public then I think you should get beaten with hammers

"Masturbating and sexual activity in general are not things you should be shaming people for" and "acting like women existing is basically porn is fucked up and dehumanizing" can and should be simultaneously-held viewpoints

[writingdose]

*not my screenshot

hey, ao3 user i_hate_ai_fic

1. ai witch hunt is harming genuine writers as much as ai does, if not more. you are harming genuine writers as much as ai does, if not more.

2. ai was trained to mimic human-made works. if you think a work “looks like it was created by ai”, please ask yourself what you think ai was trained on and what you think it was trained to mimic.

3. re: this post and this post. you can never know for sure if a work was written by ai (no, ai checker doesn’t work, the machine itself is ai and unreliable). you can only guess based on vibes. so yes, there’s always a chance of you wrongly accusing a genuine writer who doesn’t use ai to create their works.

4. this is the exact reason genuine writers no longer share their works and why more and more genuine writers take their human-made works down.

5. no matter what you claim, I believe this can be considered harassment if what you’re doing results in people getting harassed, which is against ao3’s terms of service — meaning people can still report you for this.

with all that said, I believe this isn’t how collections on ao3 work anymore (so if anything, there’s a chance this is just troll/ragebait, which is shitty regardless). here’s how ao3 collections actually work now.

edit: apparently this is how they bypass ao3’s system

if you can, please make sure to give love, kudos, nice comments and support to works under this person’s bookmarks here.

also here’s what ao3 says about ai-generated works on their platform.

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

[eddiesmedbag]

buck talking about the sushi giving him food poisoning, and eddie thinking the phone call was chris saying he was also sick because of the sushi. it wasn't a meal they had at the firehouse. it was a meal they shared together as a family unit. eddie kept showing up. he didn't know what was wrong, and he wanted to believe buck when he said he was okay. but even with all of that, he never stopped knocking on buck's door.

[buckbuckleybegins]

i actually highk love the idea that the reason eddie didn’t look up from restocking when buck went to chat with him is bc this is something that actually happens ALL the time, buck just going to him and chatting his ear off while eddie listens and answers to whatever he’s talking about as he’s in the middle of whatever chore he’s doing…….. they’re best friends ur homor

[emziess]

Oliver Stark as Evan “Buck” Buckley 9-1-1, S09E15 - Pick Your Poison

[bisexualrozanov]

Heated Rivalry week day 6: favourite scene ♡ ↳ # POV you're stuck in the middle of nowhere with a weird canadian guy who is seriously trying to show off by speaking bird but because you're down horrendeous you can't help but find it endearing (and the weird bird guy knows it)

bonus:

[livingincolorsagain]

eddie sitting on buck’s bed and handing him the pills and the water did something irreversible to me. god i love them i love them i love them and i love the love they have for each other

[livingincolorsagain]

isn’t that what love is? when you’re at your worst and they’re at their worst and you still find a reason to keep going?

[911onabcbts]

okay all i’ve managed to get is

tim wanted the karaoke scene in s7 but the charge for the song was 40k and abc wouldn’t pay it

he agrees with oliver that the go for the title scene isn’t very platonic because oliver 'started fellating the bottle' or something 😭

[miminwords]

the way Eddie and Buck have now stood by each other while rich (math powers poker game) and poor (needing someone to sublet because everything expensive), in sickness and health (s5 and current storyline), for better or worse (every divorce and every understanding), even when death did them apart (lightning arc and even shooting arc and the fear of death in 9x13).

[ilya-rozanova]

9-1-1 | S09E15 : Pick Your Poison

[in97hats]

9x13 / 9x15 Eddie checking Buck's heart