bitch I'm hilarious

[thatorangedog]

oh god – i can’t believe you’ve done this nintendo

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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When your job has a no-pet policy.

[kitty]

[thecakemonsters]

Satisfying

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rudy_mustang)

[thebestoftumbling]

[woluf]

#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid 

[naturallyaspirated]

@olumea

[apoeticmindset]

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!” 

[catsbeaversandducks]

By The Oatmeal

[pomodorosa]

さすらいだー / vagabond with SW-1

[just-shower-thoughts]

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

[30minutememes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being “Jr.” or “the Second” is the real life equivalent of having to put numbers after your username

[just-shower-thoughts]

Conversations irl would be easier if they came with subtitles

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t realize how strong your legs are until you try to do a handstand

[just-shower-thoughts]

Procrastination is like a hardcore drug. It feels good in the moment, but is terrible for you in the long run.

[shousukee]

me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i don't see how-

my brain: cannot.

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[diddle-my-decker]