One Life, Live It Reckless

Hey I’m Kristen.

[blacktwitterfunny]

[happytripawd]

[lvndscpe]

[catchymemes]

[the-headless-vulcan]

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

[so-doggone-funny]

when your friend is lying but you know the truth

[imforeverjustyours-deactivated2]

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[loganslaugh]

So, this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now, I choose to be, forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.

[knowing]

[memories-arethe-best]

“When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.”

— Taylor Swift (via amortizing)

[silly-luv]

[1980vibes]

[paprika]

[oppa-homeless-style]

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

[miintedhaze]

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

[nergooland-deactivated20190218]

Here you go.

[hcseokie]

might fuck around and start dating the demon from the corner of my room

[minuty]

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[twinkgender]

and the same energy as the old man playing lorde’s “royals” on his trombone to summon the cows

[elen42564]

@dairyisntscary