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[dumplingsjinson]

List of “I hate everyone else but you” prompts

“You’re weirdly nice to me.” “That’s… That’s false. Slander. The definition of defamation. How dare you accuse me of such crimes?” 

“You have a soft spot for them, don’t you?” “…That’s like saying I like to murder kittens for fun.” “How the fuck does that correlate to my question?” “Both are baseless accusations.”  

“…Only because it’s you, but I swear I’ll never do this again.” …. “So you said something about never doing this again?” “Shut it.”

“See! You only ever smile when they’re around!” “That’s not true. I smile plenty around everyone else.”

“You’re such a biased prick with them.” “I think I’m very fair and square and am very unbiased, thank you very much.”

“Everyone says you’re stoic and cold, but they really couldn’t be more wrong. You’re always so sweet; people can be so unnecessarily mean.” “Oh. Ha. Yeah. No one else knows me like you do.” 

“I hate that I can never say no to them specifically. It’s like, I can say no to everyone else but them. They pull that face and I end up agreeing to whatever they want me to do, even if it ends up with me murdering someone.” 

“You should smile more often around other people; they’re getting the wrong idea about you. Plus, your smile is pretty so you should definitely show it off.” “…I really don’t care about what others think of me, as long as you don’t think badly of me.” 

“You only ever smile at me, and do nice things for me. Why’s that?” “I don’t… That’s not…” 

“Their coffee order is the most complicated out of all of ours yet that’s the only order you remember correctly.” “My memory’s limited to important things only. And you guys have trash taste in coffee, so you can’t blame me for purposefully forgetting your orders.” 

[show-me-some-lust]

Arackniss: It's unfortunate for everyone involved that Tony's allowed to have an opinion.

[show-me-some-lust]

Angel Dust: Do you think different paints have different tastes? Nifty: They do. Vaggie: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

[show-me-some-lust]

Ozzie: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Fizzarolli: All I drank was Redbull! Ozzie: How many? Fizzarolli: Eighteen.

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Sleepy Prompts

1. “Baby, you look like you’re about to pass out.”

2. “Go rest.  I’ll take care of it.”

3. “Do you think it would be helpful if we were cuddling?”

4. “You fell asleep right on my lap.  No no no, don’t feel bad.  I actually thought it was pretty cute.”

5. “Come on, let’s go to bed.”

6. “Let me be a mom for a second and tuck you in.”

7. “You’re adorable when you’re sleeping.”

8. “Put the homework away and go to bed.  You look exhausted.”

9. “I called in sick.  Now we can stay in bed and snuggle all day.”

10. “I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep after that.”

11. “That’s the fifth time in the last two minutes that you’ve yawned.”

12. “No offense, but you look like you haven’t slept in days.”

13. “You’re already half-asleep.”

14. “I’ll carry you.”

15. “That’s, what, your fourth cup of coffee?”

16. “Are you afraid to fall asleep because you think you’re gonna have a nightmare?”

17. “You’re so cute when you’re tired and speaking in half-sentences.”

18. “Did you know you talk in your sleep?”

19. “Stop fighting it.  You need sleep.”

20. “Goodnight, my love.  Sweet dreams.”

21. “Give me a goodnight kiss?”

22. “Darling, you’re shivering.  Come here, let me warm you up.”

23. “You’re still awake.  Something on your mind?”

24. “Sorry, were you sleeping?”

25. “I didn’t mean to wake you.  Go back to sleep.”

26. “When was the last time your head hit a pillow?”

27. “You twitch in your sleep.  It’s honestly one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.”

28. “So then I- oh, you’re already asleep.”

29. “You don’t know the wonders a 30 minute power nap could do you right now.”

30. “It was just a nightmare, love.  It wasn’t real.”

31. “I understand wanting to get things done, but please don’t pull anymore all-nighters, babe.  You need to sleep.”

32. “Those energy drinks really aren’t good for you.”

33. “Look me in the eyes and tell me what time you went to bed last night.  Or if you went to bed, for that matter.”

34. “Don’t think I don’t notice you yawning.”

35. “I can’t sleep if you’re not here to cuddle with me.”

36. “It usually takes me a while to fall asleep too.”

37. “Do you wanna hear about the dream I had last night?”

38. “You always end up looking like you’re gonna fall asleep when I play with your hair.”  “Yeah, it’s relaxing.”

39. “You’re obviously tired.  Go lie down.”

40. “I’m gonna carry you to bed if you keep arguing with me about not needing sleep.”

41. “Sleep.  I’ll keep you safe.”

42. “I’m so sleepy.”

43. “Just try and keep your eyes open for five minutes.”

44. “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”

45. “You should really get some rest.  You’ll feel so much better.”

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “I fucking hate them (or maybe I just like lying to myself)” prompts

“Don’t deny it. You were staring at my lips just then. You wanna kiss me that bad?” “Piss off, you wanker.” “You didn’t say no.” 

“Kiss me.” “Oh, fucking gladly.” 

“You liked that, didn’t you?” “I did not.” “Hm, then why can’t you look me in the eyes?” 

“They’re the biggest fucking assholes known to mankind, so why the hell would I ever let their stupid face and stupid smile and stupid laugh and stupid everything consume my brain on a daily basis?”

“Is that a handkerchief? Why are you offering me a handkerchief?” “Because you’re crying and everyone else is ignoring you and seeing your pathetic tears makes me mad. So wipe them away with this; they’re hurting my eyes.”

“Who hurt you?” “Why do you care?” “Because no one gets to make you look like this other than me. I’m going to break their nose for this.” 

“Here. Thanks for the handkerchief. I washed it and everything.” “I didn’t tell you to give it back to me.” “If you’re worried that I left my snot on there then—” “That’s not why. I just thought… I wasn’t expecting you to give it back to me, let alone remember that it was me who gave it to you. It has been a few months, after all. Have you been thinking about me this whole time?” “…How in the ever loving fuck did you come to that ridiculous conclusion?”

“I came to apologise. Even though we all make mistakes and you’re definitely the one in the wrong, I’m going to be the one to make amends. I’m sorry.” “…What’s the point of this apology if you’re going to be a dick about it?” 

“Are you actually blushing because of me?” “I’m not! It’s just really hot in here and the air-conditioner is broken.” “Oh, that’s weird because this place is quite cool and the air-conditioner might be working a little too well.” 

“The world doesn’t revolve around you.” “Oh, but your world revolves around me since you seem to be so obsessed with me.” 

“Okay, so we might have fucked a few times, and very passionately at that, but that doesn’t mean I’ve caught feelings.”

“What do you mean I stare at them with heart-eyes? That is quite literally the opposite of how I stare at them — not that I do stare at them, by the way.” 

“Looking at you is making me feel an insurmountable amount of rage so I’m going to kiss you to cease that rage, got it?” “Wait, what the fuck—”

“Telling myself that I hate them is the only way I can ground myself, because I know if I admit I’ve fallen for them, then there will be no one to catch me.” “So, you’re going to continue to hate them even though, deep down, you know that’s the opposite of what you really feel?” “…Well, denial is blissful. So they say.” 

“You know you can talk to me, right?” “I’d really rather not, but I guess I don’t have a choice in the matter, do I?”

“Admit it, you think I look good.” “Nah. You look like a clown.” … “Did you see them? How dare they look so fucking good? This isn’t fair, God has favourites and they’re clearly one of them.” “Didn’t you literally tell them they look like a clown?” 

“I’d rather you regard me with hate than pity, because pity coming from you makes me feel like a pathetic piece of shit and affects me more than it should.” 

“You’re so clumsy and stupid. When will you learn how to stop tripping over your own two feet?” “Until you stop tending to my wounds like you do now.” “What?” “…It’s the only way I can think of to get you to give two shits about me.” 

“You literally don’t have to do anything to catch my attention because my eyes have never really been on anyone else other than you.”

“They say to keep your friends close and your enemies even closer, but I think I might have kept you too close.” 

“You keep ruining all of my fucking relationships. What the hell’s wrong with you?” “Maybe because I feel like you could do better than some asshole who doesn’t appreciate you?” “Oh, then drop a few names, I’ll gladly go on a date with them if it means you’d stop interfering like some meddlesome bitch.” “Well, there’s [name] for one.” “…Isn’t that your name?”

“You do that again and I’m going to throw you onto the bed and… And…” “And?” “…cover you with a blanket so you don’t catch a cold when you’re asleep.” “There are other ways to keep me warm, you know?” “…Don’t give me ideas.”

“So I had a nightmare.” “Ooh. Interesting. What was it about?” “It was a wet dream about you.” “…That’s… Pardon?” 

“Why are you doing this to me?” “Doing what?” “Making me like you. Stop it, God damn it, I’m not supposed to— I’m supposed to not— this goes against every morals I’ve ever set for myself!” 

“I think I kind of knew I was fucked the moment I admitted to myself I never really hated you.” 

[urfriendlywriter]

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

“Just lose control, love.”

holy FUCK

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Smut Prompts IV (NSFW)

18+ ONLY! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

"Done already? We just started!"

"I'm going to fucking ruin you."

"I'm glad my first time got to be with you."

"I must say I've never seen a body quite like yours, babe."

"Did I say you could cum?"

"Louder."

"That kink is definitely something else, but I'll give it a try. Maybe I'll like it."

"Between my cock/pussy and your toy, which one do you think can make you cum harder?"

"Less talking, more going down on me."

"Right now, the only position I want to see you in is on your knees."

"I'll be a good girl/boy! I'll be good for you!"

"You're walking funny. Did I fuck you that good last night?"

"Why are you so shy all of a sudden? An hour ago, you couldn't keep your hands off me."

"You smell fucking incredible."

"Let's get one thing straight. I'm not your boyfriend/girlfriend. We're just fucking. And if you give me any more attitude, tomorrow I might fuck someone else."

"When I open the door, I better see you naked and on all fours for me."

"I love when you're riding me and your tits bounce."

"I'm probably the hardest/wettest I've ever been right now."

"Cum, baby. Right now. All over me."

"You've been playing that stupid game for hours. I'm horny, damnit!"

"Take your shirt off."

"Don't be so gentle with me. I don't break that easy."

"Do you think you can take more of me in?"

"Oh, bite me!" "Happily."

"Look at you all tied up and helpless."

"Any more lip out of you and you don't get to cum tonight."

"Let me dominate you so you don't have to do any thinking."

"I want one of those hugs that turns into us having sex."

"I don't know where the fuck you think you're going. Get that sexy ass on the bed and take your clothes off."

"If you do that again, I'm gonna tie a vibrator to your cock/pussy and leave it there for hours."

"I don't think I can cum anymore."

"I'll only put the tip in. Unless you want me to go deeper."

"Good girls/boys follow orders."

"Cum in my mouth."

"Show me how much you want it."

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Nightmare Prompts

"Hey, you okay?"

2. "You were hyperventilating in your sleep."

3. "Do you want to talk about it?"

4. "Breathe, baby. It's okay."

5. "Scoot over. I'm staying with you tonight."

6. "I'm right here. You're safe."

7. "It was just a dream, honey. It wasn't real."

8. "You have these a lot, don't you?"

9. "Shh. Go back to sleep, darling."

10. "As your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner, it's my duty to cuddle you back to sleep when you have a nightmare. Come here so I can do that."

11. "Stay. Just until I fall asleep."

12. "Please don't leave me." "Never, sweetheart."

13. "Are you sure you're okay? You're sweating."

14. "Were you having a nightmare, darling?"

15. "It's over. You're safe now. I've got you."

16. "Look at me. I'm real. Hold my hand if you need proof. I'm real and your dream wasn't."

17. "Nothing can hurt you when I'm here."

18. "You were screaming so loud I bet the neighbors think you were being murdered."

19. "Is there anything I can do to make it better?"

20. "Don't worry, love. I won't let them hurt you."

21. "Just let me hold you for a minute."

22. "Close your eyes. Listen to the sound of my voice."

23. "Darling, you are shaking."

24. "Open your eyes, baby."

25. "I'm sorry I woke you up." "No, don't apologize, honey. I had to make sure you were okay."

26. "I know it scared you. But it's over now."

27. "Deep breaths, love. Just like that."

28. "I can wait until you're ready to talk about it."

29. "What made it so scary?"

30. "Do you want me to get you some water?"

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Soft Prompts

1. “Your eyes are so beautiful.”

2. “You’re safe here.  Always.”

3. “Can I kiss you?”

4. “Were you sleeping?”

5. “You’re adorable.”

6. “When I have my head on your chest, I can hear your heartbeat.  It sounds beautiful.”

7. “There’s that smile!”

8. “I- nothing…it’s just…you’re so pretty.”

9. “I love you.”

10. “It’s so nice to hear you laughing again.”

11. “You trust me, don’t you?”

12. “I don’t know where my favorite place to kiss you is.  I just like kissing you.”

13. “Did you really think I was gonna let you leave without a hug?”

14. “I’m proud of you.”

15. “I’m glad I can make you feel safe.”

16. “You’ve been looking at me like that all day.  Something on your mind?”

17. “No, stay.”

18. “Anything for you, my love.”

19. “You have a nice voice.  It’s soothing.”

20. “I don’t ever want to lose you.”

21. “You make me feel whole.”

22. “I found what I’m looking for with you.”

23. “You’re precious to me.”

24. “Don’t hide your face, darling.  I want to see you.”

25. “If you’re happy then I’m happy.”

26. “I’m glad I have you.”

27. “Words aren’t enough for how much I love you.”

28. “I could spend hours counting all your freckles.  And I would enjoy every second of it.”

29. “I’m never gonna forget this moment.”

30. “You’re so cute when you wake up and your hair’s all messy.”

31. “Of course I like it.  I like anything you make.”

32. “I can’t wait to kiss you.”

33. “How did I get lucky enough to have the best girlfriend/boyfriend/partner in the world?”

34. “That actually kinda hurt.  But I love you, so I’ll let it slide.”

35. “Wanna hold my hand?”

36. “Aw, you’re cold.  Come here, baby.  Let me warm you up.”

37. “Anything I can do to make you feel better?”

38. “Do you remember our first kiss?”

39. “I’m here for you.”

40. “I’ll always love you no matter what.”

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Smut Prompts V (NSFW)

18+ ONLY! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

1. "You know no one else can make your pussy/cock feel this good."

2. "I'm bored and horny. Let's do something about it."

3. "That's some sexy underwear, babe. It would look even sexier in a pile on the floor."

4. "Show me how you pleasure yourself."

5. "If you don't turn off that stupid video game and have sex with me, I'm gonna masturbate right here."

6. "It's...really distracting when you do that."

7. "Keep the noise down, baby. Someone's gonna walk in while I have my dick in you/you have your dick in me."

8. "I wanna see how wet/hard I can make you before I fuck you."

9. "God you feel good!"

10. "Damn, you look good on your knees."

11. "Would you rather we do this with our without a condom?"

12. "Just let me know if it hurts."

13. "I'm feeling kinda lazy. How about you top and I bottom?"

14. "Ooh, you know I like a challenge."

15. "Your clothes look uncomfortable. Perhaps you should take them off.

16. "Leave the lights on. I like seeing you."

17. "You make me so fucking hard/wet, baby."

18. "Oh, what's this? Couldn't wait for me to get back so you started touching yourself, huh?"

19. "Is there anything you can't do with that tongue of yours?"

20. "I'm not gonna let you cum no matter how much you want it."

21. "You look good with my cum all over your face."

22. "When we get home, I'm gonna tear your clothes off and pound your pussy/ass so hard you can't see straight."

23. "You should see the throbbing boner I have right now."

24. "I wanna fuck you in front of a mirror so you can see how good you take it."

25. "I've imagined what you look like naked several times. I wasn't expecting you to be this hot."

26. "I know you like this, baby. I know this will make you cum."

27. "Does it feel good when I touch you like this?"

28. "You talk too much. Maybe I should put my dick in your mouth so you'll shut up."

29. "The face you make when you cum is hot."

30. "I hope you don't have anything important going on tomorrow because you won't be able to walk."

31. "I'm not done with you. Get back here."

32. "You want to cum? Have you earned it?"

33. "Aw, you're out of breath. Was that too fast, baby?"

34. "Feel free to tell me to stop if it's too much."

35. "Our sex is getting kinda boring. We need to change things up."

36. "I can make your legs shake by just looking at you."

37. "It's so big. How the hell are we gonna make that thing fit?"

38. "Was your first time worth it?"

39. "Keep doing that. It feels good."

40. "Cum for me, baby."

41. "I'm gonna cum!"

42. "You always go cross-eyed when you're about to cum."

43. "I can't tell if you're trying to turn me on right now, but whatever you're doing is working."

44. "I just want to know who gave you the right to be this fucking sexy."

45. "Hold onto something, babe. It's gonna be a bumpy ride."

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Sick Prompts III

"You feeling okay?"

2. "I literally never get sick. Why is this happening?"

3. "Relax, babe. It's just a cold."

4. "It tastes terrible, I know. But it'll make your fever go down."

5. "I don't think I've ever seen somebody pass out so hard while taking a nap."

6. "Why are your hands so cold?"

7. "You okay? You're never this quiet."

8. "Weren't you sick just last month?"

9. "Come on, baby. It's time to wake up."

10. "Just let me take care of you, okay?"

11. "Your face is white and your hair is a mess, but it's actually pretty cute."

12. "I poked your nose once and it made you sneeze. That's not normal."

13. "This is what happens when you don't sleep."

14. "Bless you."

15. "Do you know where you are and what time it is?"

16. "I made you tea."

17. "I just can't get warm."

18. "Stay here. I'll go get you a blanket."

19. "You look like death."

20. "Can you stay awake for me?"

21. "Is it okay if I touch you?"

22. "You're sick. If you overexert yourself, you're gonna get sicker."

23. "Go back to sleep, honey."

24. "Lightheaded, huh? Perhaps I should carry you to bed."

25. "I don't need to have the heater on when I can just cuddle with you, you human fireplace."

26. "Don't feel bad if you puke this up. At least you tried to keep it down."

27. "I don't care if I get sick. Give me a kiss."

28. "I'll try my best to not sneeze on you."

29. "You have a fever, sweetheart. Of course I'm not going anywhere."

30. "I'm right here if you need anything."

31. "Feeling any better?"

32. "I wish I could make your sick go away."

33. "Here's some medicine, love."

34. "Let me just swim through this ocean of tissues first."

35. "Sit up for me, baby. Just for a second so you can take your medicine."

36. "Don't push yourself so hard. Let me help you."

37. "Go lie down before you pass out."

38. "When were you planning to tell me you were sick?"

39. "Follow my finger."

40. "Sick cuddles are the best."

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Nonverbal Love Prompts (saying "I love you" without saying "I love you")

Laying on your partner's lap while watching a movie

2. Cooking your partner's favorite meal

3. Giving your partner a massage after a stressful day

4. Randomly hugging your partner out of nowhere (bonus points if you're not a physically affectionate person)

5. Forehead, cheek, nose, and hand kisses

6. Kissing your partner's scars to show that you care

7. Remembering a tiny, insignificant fact about your partner because you thought it was interesting

8. KIssing your partner's knuckles to ease their anxiety

9. Playing with your partner's hair until they fall asleep

10. Watching over your partner with adoration as they sleep on your lap

11. Buying/making your partner something that reminds you of them

12. Laying on your partner's chest and listening to their heartbeat

13. Holding your partner's hand in crowds so you/they don't get lost

14. Texting your partner to tell them you got home safe/make sure they got home safe

15. Cuddling your partner back to sleep after a nightmare

16. Listening to your partner vent about whatever's bothering them

17. Helping your partner with chores/homework

18. Sharing your food with your partner

19. Laughing at your partner's jokes, even if you don't find them that funny

20. Taking care of your partner when they're sick or injured

21. Giving your partner your jacket when they're cold

22. Tucking a strand of your partner's hair behind their ear to better see their face

23. Adjusting your schedule to spend more time with your partner

24. Getting your partner out of a situation that makes them uncomfortable

25. Intertwining your fingers with your partner's while making love

26. Holding your partner against your chest and letting them cry when they're upset

27. Giggling at how cute your partner is when they blush

28. Clinging to your partner when you're tired

29. Deep, passionate, breathless kisses that leave you aching for more

30. Dancing with your partner in the living room

31. Defending your partner in their absence

32. Smiling at your partner just to see them smile back at you

33. Back hugs

34. Having a conversation with your partner using only your eyes

35. Looking at your partner fondly, appreciating the fact that they exist and they're in your life

[thelonelyempath-deactivated2025]

Friends With Benefits Prompts (Sorta NSFW?

1. "Come tomorrow morning, you better be gone."

2. "Nobody has to know about this."

3. "Fuck you!" "Aren't you already doing that?"

4. "If we get caught, it's your fault."

5. "Don't you dare be falling in love with me."

6. "Listen. I may not be your boyfriend/girlfriend, but I can fuck you so good I'm all you think about for the next week."

7. "We're just fucking. We don't need to know each other's deep dark secrets."

8. "I'm tired of this. All of this! I'm tired of just being your fucktoy. I'm tired of being used as a way for you to get some release. I want more than that. I want you!"

9. "I love you." "Way to ruin the mood!"

10. "I need you."

11. "God, you know I can't say no when you look at me like that."

12. "Do you know how hard it is for me to not kiss you or tell you I love you or even hold your hand when we're in public?"

13. "Can we do something other than have sex for once? It feels like every single time we're with each other, we just end up fucking. Let's watch a movie or something."

14. "So what are we?" "That's...a loaded question..."

15. "You're a bit clingy today. Is everything okay?"

16. "I just find it a bit odd that I've literally been inside you and you still think of me as just a friend."

17. "I know we both promised we wouldn't fall in love with each other, but, to be honest, I don't know if I can keep that promise anymore."

18. "Fuck me like you mean it!" "You have no idea how easy you're making this for me."

19. "How dare you make me fall in love with you!"

20. "I don't even like them!" "Then why do you have sex with them?"

21. "I like having sex with you. But that doesn't mean I like you."

22. "I can't keep lying to you." "Lying about what?" "This was just supposed to be a casual thing. I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you...but I did...and I feel like I've fucked everything up...I'm sorry."

23. "Are we really just friends though? Is it normal for people who are just friends to regularly wake up naked in each other's beds?"

24. "If I was just a rebound then tell me."

25. "I've been wanting to fuck you for so long, but I've never had the balls to tell you that until now."

26. "I keep thinking about what it would be like to go on an actual date with you, but I can't do that."

27. "What do you mean you 'can't tell me'? We've seen each other naked. There shouldn't be anything we can't tell each other."

28. "Your bed's a lot more comfortable than mine."

29. "Every single time we hang out, I inevitably end up putting my dick in you. I'm honestly getting kinda bored with our current routine."

30. "I don't catch feelings. Catching is for baseball and I am the least athletic person I know."

31. "If we insist on not dating, why do we always cuddle after sex?" "Aftercare is a fundamental right."

32. "You've been staying over so much you practically live in my bed."

33. "We're just friends...who happen to regularly have sex with each other, but friends nonetheless."

34. "Bite me!" "No, you'd enjoy it too much."

35. "I'm bored. Wanna fool around?"

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Sleepy Prompts II

"Come on, love. It's time to get up."

2. "You know I can tell you're tired? You're clinging to me like a koala."

3. "You're so cute when you're falling asleep."

4. "Your lap is a comfortable pillow."

5. "You're welcome to sleep in my bed if you want."

6. "Come back to bed. I need a cuddle partner."

7. "Didn't we talk about you pulling all-nighters?"

8. "Sometimes I like to watch you sleep. Not in a creepy way. I just think you look so pretty and peaceful when you're sleeping."

9. "You're always so beautiful first thing in the morning. Must be the way the sunlight hits you."

10. "I'm not tired!" "Babe, that's what little kids say when they're tired."

11. "I love that, even though you have a bed, you somehow always end up falling asleep on me."

12. "You were so sound asleep that you didn't even notice I went in and out of the room like five times."

13. "For someone who claims to not be a cuddler, you couldn't keep your hands to yourself all night."

14. "Why are your feet so cold?!"

15. "If you don't come to bed now, you're not gonna get a goodnight kiss from me."

16. "We're not even halfway into the movie and you can barely keep your eyes open."

17. "Good morning, sunshine!" "Shut up."

18. "Did you just yawn, Ms./Mr. I'm-Not-Tired?"

19. "Go to bed."

20. "Sleep is a construct created by the government, so I'm not gonna fall for it." "That's...not correct at all..."

21. "No! No more coffee! You need sleep!"

22. "You feel sick because you haven't been sleeping."

23. "See, babe. This is what happens when you stay up until 3AM scrolling through TikTok."

24. "I'm too tired to care."

25. "You look completely dead behind the eyes."

26. "You're like a little ice cube."

27. "Did you have a nice nap?"

28. "All the concealer in the world isn't gonna cover your dark circles. But you know what will? Sleep."

29. "Why does it matter how much sleep I got last night?"

30. "Is there a reason you're not sleeping?"

31. "If you open those blinds I will murder you."

32. "It's too early! I wanna go back to bed!"

33. "Bedtime, sweetheart."

34. "You've got bedhead, love."

35. "Four hours is not enough sleep."

36. "Come here. Cuddle with me."

37. "Aw, my cute little sleep-deprived angel!"

38. "Don't you dare grab that Red Bull."

39. "You didn't sleep, did you?"

40. "Come on. I'll carry you to bed."

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Hello! Do you have/can you write overprotective dialogue prompts? (In a couple of lovers, thanks)

Overprotective Prompts

1. "Why were you even talking to them?"

2. "Just stay there. Don't move. Let me handle this."

3. "You're not thinking about going out alone, are you?"

4. "I can't let anyone touch my girl/boy."

5. "Where the hell were you?! I've been trying to get a hold of you for the last three hours!"

6. "Babe, I'm just trying to protect you."

7. "No. It's too dangerous."

8. "You know you're not allowed to leave without me."

9. "Don't even think about getting out of the car."

10. "I told you to be careful! See, this is why I don't want you going out without me!"

11. "Don't touch her/him!"

12. "Is there a reason you didn't tell me where you were going?"

13. "Don't worry. You're safe with me."

14. "Who did this to you? Who's ass do I need to beat?"

15. "I don't trust them. Don't talk to them."

16. "How many times do I have to tell you to not talk to them?!"

17. "I can't lose you, baby. I've already lost too much."

18. "No one else matters. Only you."

19. "It's a crazy, stupid, messed up, dangerous world. Too dangerous for you to be out on your own."

20. "I saw you with him/her!"

21. "I always worry about you."

22. "Do you not trust me?"

23. "Get behind me. Now."

24. "I'm not helicopter boyfriend/girlfriend-ing, I'm just making sure you're safe."

25. "What are you doing outside?!"