Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes
(Striker and Moxxie are about to face off in the Wrath Pain Games)
Striker (Glares intimidatingly at Moxxie and says): You're in big trouble little pal. I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!
Moxxie (Sassily replies with a laugh a moment later): You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?
Striker (Looks flustered now and pauses before adamantly stating): No! (Awkwardly dashes off)
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(Asmodeus and Fizzarolli relaxing at home with the latter working on the newspaper crossword)
Fizzarolli (Gives a thoughtful hum and eventually asks): Hey Oz, what's a four letter word that starts with a "F" and ends with a "K," meaning to fornicate.
Asmodeus (Blinks in bewilderment before he gently tells him): Well, considering this is in the Lust newspaper, I think-
Fizzarolli (Suddenly appears to have a eureka moment and interrupts with): Of course! It's so obviously "Fork!" (Starts writing his answer in)
Asmodeus (Looks on in confusion, not knowing how to respond)
Fizzarolli (Looks up at his boyfriend with a sh*t-eating grin a few seconds later and says): I'm just kidding. I know it's "F*ck."
Asmodeus (Shakes his head fondly and kisses the other)
