Mar 9
Blitz: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”
Stolas: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”
Blitz: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”
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Blitz: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”
Stolas: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”
Blitz: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”
Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You’re so cute. Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Stolas, lovingly: I know.
Mammon: How the hell did you crash the car?! Fizzarolli: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Fizzarolli: I was like "woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Mammon: ... Ozzie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
Ozzie: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. Fizzarolli: All I drank was Redbull! Ozzie: How many? Fizzarolli: Eighteen.
Stella, arguing with Stolas: “You’re trash!”
Blitz, who was totally not eavesdropping: “As someone who is environmentally conscious, it’s my duty to pick trash up. Is seven okay?”
Stolas:
Stolas: “You smooth motherfucker.”
Stolas: “Yes, it is.”
“Gay sex won’t fix this. It’ll probably make this worse. That being said, don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?”
- Blitz, to Stolas
Moxxie: “What was that?”
Blitz: “My shirt fell.”
Moxxie: “It sounded a lot heavier than that.”
Stolas, who immediately checks on him: “He was in it.”
Stolas: “Hey! I’m back from grocer-”
Stolas:
Stolas: “… Blitzy, why is my ex-wife’s brother in our living room?”
Blitz: “You told me to satanize the place!”
Stolas: “Sanitize, Blitzy! I said sanitize!”