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the official gossip blog for scandalshq . 

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quiet people you wanna see more action from?

i need more of kylie , sofia , abel , jade , leigh anne , perrie , calum , and ashley in no particular order . chop , chop , babes ! 

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what do you think will happen to shawn and madison?

word on the street , i’ve really started getting under madison’s skin with my little predictions . honestly ? i give it … two weeks tops before luke and shawn are back to drooling over each other’s dicks and their women being oblivious as fuck to it . 

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I need to see some bella and abel drama, especially after the album dropping

i’m surprised we haven’t seen them interact yet . knowing mr . i - make - that - pussy - rain is going to come to snatch all of our wigs .

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i’m gonna need louis to start doing harry like he’s doing him, fair is fair

here’s the thing , louis is whipped as hell . i’d be seriously shocked if he ever started fucking around . 

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noah and sofia are so cute but it’s more fun when he’s a hoe

cute but destined to fail . noah is a fuck boy and he knows . sofia knows it too but will only accept this when she realizes she can’t change him .

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what’s good my friends ? please come and talk some shit in the inbox .

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can you break down the Luke and Shawn drama for us newbies ??

       there’s really no drama other than two stubborn men and two even stupider girls . throw them into one room together and they’d all kill each other . 

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can we all agree emily's wayyyyyyy out of niall's league?

       i would definitely consider niall to be an upgrade compared to that strawberry looking dude she calls a husband . but … true . 

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ansel and alexa would be cute as hell together

         as long as sofia keeps noah busy enough to keep his ass from texting alexa and ruining it all , yeah . but we all know she’ll come running back to that player the second he asks for it again . then again … what makes ansel any better ? baby girl , hit up zendaya instead .

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thoughts on emily and niall?

      they’re bound to give us some steamy sex but is emily gonna ditch her sweet deal for niall ? chances are unlikely as fuck . girl is shadier than he is .

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madison and hailey need to throw in the towel at this point

        can you imagine the look on those girls’ faces when they realize their men are obsessed with each other ? you’d think after the second time they’ve fallen out that their boy toys can’t live without each other . 

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who are some non-hetero pairings you'd be interested in seeing?

        i think we’re all in agreement that shawn and luke needed to happen , like , yesterday . i also need zendaya / alexa , kylie / stassie , some mother fucking larry , and anyone else just want all of little mix to fuck each other ? same .

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brendon and harry have more chem than any 5 of his others.

you think so? they are super hot together, but also… is Harry really hooking up with 5 other people right now? ew. someone give him the memo about social distancing, please !

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Now that Niall is back, I want to see Ziall.

boring ! i’d much rather see Zayn make a mess with someone like Bella to spite his ex. or maybe Harry, or maybe even Louis . god knows how they actually got along back in the day, but it sure looked like sparks were flying between all three of them. as for Niall? that boy seems to be getting around just fine. wouldn’t be shocked if he added Zayn to his list of recent hookups. 

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Luke and Hailey are boring, so are Luke and Shawn. SSDD.

agreed ! someone fill me in on the full story there anyway, are Luke and Hailey married… in an open marriage so Luke can keep fucking around with Shawn? Is Madison cool with this? i think they should all just move in together and cut a reality show deal.

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any opinions on what's going on with brendan and louis on twitter?

not totally sure what’s going on there, but I’d bet anything it has everything to do with Whore-y Styles, that boy is so messy. here’s hoping for a run-in between Brendon and Louis irl soon- twitter fights are so over, i’m dying to see them really throw down. consider this us announcing we’re taking bets on a winner already.

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brendon and louis should fuck it out.

you know what they say, hate sex is great sex .