"Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup!"

THE Shredder! Also known as Oroku Saki!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*There is definitely not a turtle watching you from a distance.*

*Shredder was just walking in the sewer all innocent*

Time to go up there and get something to eat!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Something drops from the ceiling behind you, looming ominously.*

*Shredder whips around and stares at Lee*

AHA! ANOTHER ONE OF YOU PESKY TURTLES!!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[the-party-dude]

Hehehehe.

Look at how observant you are.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Are you going to bite me?!

[the-party-dude]

That depends. Then again, I am getting hungry.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder got into a fighting position*

YOU WILL NEVER BITE ME!

[the-party-dude]

*Hissssssss!*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHH!!!

*Shredder ran away. Screaming like a girl*

[the-party-dude]

{Mikey disappeared and reappeared in front of you.}

*hissssssss!*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHHHHH!!! AH! AH! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Shredder continues running away*

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic really.

{Mikey reappears in front of you again and tackles you to the ground.}

*hisssss*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHHHH!!

*Shredder kicked Mikey off him*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[the-party-dude]

Hehehehe.

Look at how observant you are.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Are you going to bite me?!

[the-party-dude]

That depends. Then again, I am getting hungry.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder got into a fighting position*

YOU WILL NEVER BITE ME!

[the-party-dude]

*Hissssssss!*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHH!!!

*Shredder ran away. Screaming like a girl*

[the-party-dude]

{Mikey disappeared and reappeared in front of you.}

*hissssssss!*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHHHHH!!! AH! AH! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Shredder continues running away*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[the-party-dude]

Hehehehe.

Look at how observant you are.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Are you going to bite me?!

[the-party-dude]

That depends. Then again, I am getting hungry.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder got into a fighting position*

YOU WILL NEVER BITE ME!

[the-party-dude]

*Hissssssss!*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AHHHHH!!!

*Shredder ran away. Screaming like a girl*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[the-party-dude]

Hehehehe.

Look at how observant you are.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Are you going to bite me?!

[the-party-dude]

That depends. Then again, I am getting hungry.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder got into a fighting position*

YOU WILL NEVER BITE ME!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[the-party-dude]

Hehehehe.

Look at how observant you are.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Are you going to bite me?!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[the-party-dude]

Simple.

I'm too strong for you.

{Mikey smiles, showing off their fangs.}

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Y-Your a… vampire?!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[the-party-dude]

Yet you are.

You wouldn't even be able to take me.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*Shredder crossed his arms*

and how exactly?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*She stared at shredder, eyes slits as she hissed, rattling her spikes*

[Who is this turtle?]

…who the devil are you?!

[subject-103]

*She sunk her fangs into shredders arm, hissing*

Hissss

[shredder-the-shredhead]

AH! WHAT THE-

*Shredder grabbed Cobalt and threw her off*

[shredder-the-shredhead]

*She stared at shredder, eyes slits as she hissed, rattling her spikes*

[Who is this turtle?]

…who the devil are you?!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[the-party-dude]

Pathetic.

[shredder-the-shredhead]

“WHAT?! THE SHREDDER IS NOT PATHETIC!”

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[the-party-dude]

Your Shredder?

[shredder-the-shredhead]

YES! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

{A turtle appears! But it's not your turtle.}

[I'm bored! So the Tin Can Shredder gets 12 vamp Mikey! :3]

FINALLY! ANOTHER ONE OF MY- wait. Your not one of my turtles.

[foreversilent123-deactivated202]

Shredder is my life 🖤💜🩶🤍

[shredder-the-shredhead]

Ah! It’s nice to know I have wonderful, adoring fans!!!!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

[Sanka sits with their legs crossed over one another.]

So it's the Oroku Saki, huh? Hm. Not like any one I've seen...

Eh?! WHAT IN THE BLAZES DO YOU MEAN?!

[shredder-the-shredhead]

How do I not have my own villain arc yet? T~T

🤷🏻‍♂️