Spirit Airlines Ceasing Operations
Hey, you budget-banging ✈️ 💴 sluts 🥵, Spirit Airlines just got GROUNDED ⛔️ 🛬 for good and said BYE-BYE 👋 to the skies! Their cheap-ass seats 💺 🍑 couldn’t keep that HARD-ON 🍆 for profit UP ⬆️, so they’re pulling out 🍌 💦 of the game faster than a one-night stand! 😜 These low-fare FREAKS 👻 were known for BARE-BONES 🦴 service, but now they’re just BONE-DRY 😭 with no more flights to POUND ✈️ 🍑 your travel plans into submission! Send this to 10 of your horniest jet-setters 🛩️ 💋 and if you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a mile-high club ✈️ 💦 member ready to ride a new airline’s COCKPIT 🍆 🕹️. If you get 🔟 back, you’ll be SCREWED 😏 🔧 with a first class DICK-OUNT 🍌 💰 on your next trip! Let’s mourn Spirit’s final TAKE-OFF 🍆 ✈️ with a bang 💥 💦 before they’re gone FOREVER! 😢 💔
