oh shrekmaids, will you pls play mermaids with me?
yes I am coming over
I wish so badly that I remembered sending this ask. I’ll see you soon shrekmaids

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we're not kids anymore.
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almost home
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oh shrekmaids, will you pls play mermaids with me?
yes I am coming over
I wish so badly that I remembered sending this ask. I’ll see you soon shrekmaids
Hey, sorry if this might be weird, but you've mentioned in posts before that you're around 30 and I just wanted to ask if it really does get better when you're not a teenager.
I'm currently still in high-school and it sucks a lot, and I've been holding onto this hope that when I turn into an adult my brain will level out and I'll stop being scared of the judgments of people my age and I just want to know if that's indeed what I can be hoping for.
Sorry if this is weird :/
Every once in a while I look back at my teen years and think "holy shit that shit sucked. Glad I'm not there anymore." The only reason anyone manages to get through being a teenager is because they have no idea how much better things can be.
I read parts of a journal I kept for a while in high school and I cannot even tell you the emotional whiplash I got reading it because I had forgotten a bit what being a teenager was like. Everything was So Much All The Time, and despite being pretty emotionally mature for my age, I simply did not have the life experience to make So Much All The Time feel tolerable to deal with.
I have dealt with some pretty heavy shit as an adult, and been in some pretty dark places. At 25 my brain is far from perfect and I feel painfully aware of how much farther I want to grow as a person, but holy shit dude, it is night and day compared to when I was a teenager. Dealing with hard stuff when you have a few more years of life under your belt is a totally different experience.
am i having a brain bleed are people seriously considering NOVEL LENGTH FICS as small one shots now what is happening
every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
Swear in your search request. I know it sounds ridiculous, but the most effective way I've found of it not doing the AI summary is just to add "fucking" go my search.
Holy shit
You're welcome! I can't claim credit to have come up with it, but very happy to spread it around 😄
wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
experiencing microaggressions apparently
me (talking to my brother about the show he wants me to watch where all the characters are awful and only ever make bad choices): what if I don’t want to live the way you live?
him: don’t be ridiculous, Andrea. Everybody wants this.
I’ve been sick for almost six weeks and I’m exhausted, but the doctors tell me it’s just a cold. However, other people without medical degrees have mentioned it could be the woke mind virus, and I’m producing so much mucus that at this point I’ll take anything. Will a red pill make me stop coughing??
I work with a lot of animal shelters and keep a note in my phone with the best animal names I’ve come across. Here are a few favorites:
Crater Glen Ruby (If this is a reference to an actual crater, I cannot find it)
Meowstache
Nematoad (some *nematodes/roundworms are common pet parasites which is too funny to me)
Earthbound
Star Scream
I want so badly to be tumblr-funny, but they can smell it on me. My desperation is keeping them away
die a cat or live long enough to become an abomination CatDad
I want so badly to be tumblr-funny, but they can smell it on me. My desperation is keeping them away
i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest
If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.
The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.
holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person
This is resistance. Good people are out there, and they will speak up.
shirt that says "i'm not high i just love saying insane sentences that don't make sense"