Shrexual Ogrelord

-It's All Ogre Now-

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me on September 30 me on October 1

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me on September 30 me on October 1

[sexybaldwin]

This valentines I have received the ultimate gift. Shrek is love.

[grabatitty]

[sarcasticredrover]

little did you guys know that sakurai secretly added shrek to smash

[ravageyourmind]

The song Hallelujah makes me cry but also makes me think of Shrek, so it’s a weird rollercoaster every time.

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What she says: I'm fine

What she means: I feel that Rumpelstiltskin from Shrek 4 was such an inferior villain. I dislike him so much. He's just a lesser Farquaad- Lord Farquaad of Duloc was a self-made man, whereas Rumpelstiltskin makes his living by conning people. He also had the least right to blame Shrek for his problems. Really. The fairy godmother spent years crafting her plan to take Far Far Away so she is justified in her motives. She also went through with her end of the bargain with King Harold. Prince Charming at least tried to take Far Far Away through force and sheer willpower. Rumpelstiltskin did nothing but offer a paper contract that gets shit done. Get a job, asshole.

[rubyredwisp]

[ultraviolethoe]

I just.. THIS SENTENCE WILL IGNITE AND FUEL MANY DREAMS

[sophiewithacamera]

I have scrolled down this about 5 times and it has almost made me cry every time omg

[phunkyvanspam]

[loved-queerly]

When they panned to Benedict crying, my heart cried

[aphrodykete]

get your ugly english actors outta here

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reblogging for the ugly english actors comment😂

[dorkshadows]

Frozen (2013)

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[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

My little brother just described Yoda as “really old Shrek” and now I’m dead

[declaringwar]

failing an exam you actually studied for

[shrek-anons-united]

[fuckyeahbehindthescenes]

Nicolas Cage was initially offered the role of Shrek but he turned it down because he did not want to look like an ugly ogre. (x)

Shrek (2001)

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are you kidding me

[thejohncarver]

[dankmemeking]

[keegxntaylxr-deactivated2016041]

Proof that Dan Howell is in fact the human reincarnation of Shrek