keep suckig their spiky face

very messy personal blog (i'm an adult and post adult jokes sometimes just fyi)

[oddarette]

Here, take this battle shrimp. One could say you've found your knight in brining armor🦐

[color-palettes]

There is Love Hidden in the Cracks Between the Floorboards - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#f5362e #f59f56 #f3bd18 #787950 #41607c #a78ace

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[threehorncircus]

05. too much aotsuki

[infectiouspiss]

somnophillia is super funny like im honk shoo honk shoo having a good nights sleep and now you must pass the ultimate test of fucking me without waking me by knocking something over or stepping on a crisp packet i've left on my floor. can you finish your mission while my pet geckos judge you from their tanks? because they're not leaving the room okay the geckos stay in here. also the markiplier fnaf playlist stays on. i sleep better when he's screaming.

[infectiouspiss]

all kink stuff is playing pretend but with somno you're not playing pretend you're locked in you're comfy cozy you're snug as a bug in a rug and your partner is playing pretend instead

[infectiouspiss]

and like. if you're the one awake you're playing pretend so hard right now like ouuuuhhh look at me i'm a scary evil intruder or a demon or vampire or whatever we're doing tonight and now i just have to uhhhh okay shimmy the duvet off and shhh dontfucking breathe so loud and okayyyyy alright now. ah shit they're sleeping in the family guy death pose how the fuck do i get in there how. how do i. help. why are these geckos looking at me.

[infectiouspiss]

plus you have to not get too scared when freddy fazbear jumpscares you or else you're waking them up with your screams

[lourainwoods-in-the-woods]

[infectiouspiss]

oh great and this guy's here in the cuck box wondering if the screaming is me waking up or markiplier dying or toy bonnie throwing a tantrum

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[color-palettes]

i dont really wanna be a pretty girl - submitted by @tipsygnostalgias

#d47afa #f04ce0 #f77eeb #f5b0f6 #f7d5fc #f9eaab

[azuries]

d91

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

[poofmalyakaet]

yesss my lovely gay people all done!!! Buttons but would also double as a stickerpack!

[joyflameball]

[heirofnepeta]

Rage baiting my fa

Wherw am i

i-

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[professional-d]

Please check all boxes which contain humans.

And happy version YAY

[phantomrush]

THE HUNDRED LINE doodle compilation (crossposting from my gluesky)

[ataraxixx]

3 types of eito in this world

[astronomical-bagel]

(pale, sweaty, visibly shaking) I just love The Character so much. Do you guys know about The Character. Do you know I love The Character.