we dislike what they did at JFK

our time is brief. we dwindle by the day.

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

just popping in to tell you guys that I'm not dead but I still wish I were!!!

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

it is very weird being broken up with someone who is still a guest in your home fuck I can't wait for him to be fucking gone

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

me after I break up with my boyfriend in a day or two

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

this is a reminder to never date anyone and stay single forever

[soupwife]

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

grace I love you lmao

[godless-hippieskank]

You are both two of my favorite people

[soupwife]

😘😘😘😘my alexes

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

BIG OL' LOVEFEST GOIN' ON OVER HERE

srsly I love you two a lot ♥️♥️♥️

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

me after I break up with my boyfriend in a day or two

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

this is a reminder to never date anyone and stay single forever

[soupwife]

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

grace I love you lmao

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

me after I break up with my boyfriend in a day or two

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

this is a reminder to never date anyone and stay single forever

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

me after I break up with my boyfriend in a day or two

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

when yer crushin on a super str8 guy

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

how do you dump someone when their world is crashing down because you're in no place financially nor emotionally to support them :/

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

when, despite some promising evidence to the contrary, e x a c t l y what you expected to happen happens

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

original url http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Diner/5297/

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[bigspender]

someone: *sends kinda short replies* me: that’s it. the friendship is over. they hate me. we can never speak again. the end is here

[jenchan-deactivated20180804]

me

[yesterdaysprint]

Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, August 29, 1919

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

leaving my bf's place early tomorrow because this situation with the roomies and their dog and my emotions and my bf's emotions are all feeding off of each other and idk if I'll even be able to sleep tonight because I'm so worked up. I want to leave right now at 2 AM tbh lmao I'm so angry I want to shove my own dick in a meat grinder just to feel something different

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

well everything was fine until my boyfriend’s roommates dog fucking bit me out of nowhere. just came up behind me and bit the back of my leg I am LIVID

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

dog keeps barking at me still afraid don't trust roomies b/c they've been grossly nonchalant about the whole thing don't feel comfortable in the house STILL FUCKING LIVID

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

well everything was fine until my boyfriend’s roommates dog fucking bit me out of nowhere. just came up behind me and bit the back of my leg I am LIVID

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Herald, Ottawa, Kansas, April 28, 1904

[shrimpsaleatthecrabcrib]

serious question

I'm having severe second thoughts about my relationship how do I even make sense of this let alone what do I do ahhhhhhhhh