twenty-first-century equivalent of a normal person

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[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

how is any of this considered blogging

[werewolf-girlfriend]

theres an imprawnster salmong us

[shrimpshrampshromp]

well you see .theres an imprawnster salmong us

[souplover13]

image: tags. #hey prev i see you interacting with this post a lot can i ask you to briefly describe what draws you to it #and how likely you would be to recommend this post to a friend or colleague. end ID.

[imthedoctortobiasfunke]

PLEASE does anyone have that image of Patrick Bateman that just says "I'm completely fucked"? I need it. Because I am

[screenshotsofdespair]

[oldwindowsicons]

Microsoft World of Flight

[boycreature12-deactivated202602]

oughgh my bed… ohohib boy my bed..

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

Soviet radio optical observatory in Orgov Armenia finished in 1985

[goatedgreen]

i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

if you interacted with a tumblr post too late (like, 150+ years after it was posted) your account would be labeled as a [SNOOTH] and everyone would make fun of you and there was no way to get rid of your [SNOOTH] status

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fluffydancer618]

Good morning, what the fuck was I cooking in here

[lustcannibalism]

computer play creep by radiohead, loud enough to kill

[lustcannibalism]

I DON'T BELOOOOONG HERE

[prettycolors]

[prettycolors]

[mossworm]

please stop entering my home and getting lost inside

[nuka-rockit]

enchanted by his whimsical aura

[dogpuppy]

[dancingspirals]

@vague-magnus-archives

[puppytruck]

more temp va for another jackass character

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any