who are your favorite dragons
definitive and ontologically correct dragon ranking:
28. Vermithor- as with any list about the Targaryens, anything related to Jaehaerys goes last. I hate him. I hate that this dragon is misogynistic.
27. Meraxes- LOSERRRRRR GET DORNE’D
26. Taraxes- literally who.
25. Arrax- I kind of have nothing to say except for that I guess feeding Vhagar counts as doing something useful for the community
24. Morning- pink. 💖🌸🏳️⚧️🌷🩰If fire and blood were good, we would have some really awesome commentary on how the last dragon left is seen as purely ornamental and pretty and abstractly symbolic like how women and girls are in feudal society, especially after the dance like look at daenaera. But no.
23. Grey Ghost- hardly knew you but you were shy and wild.
22. Meleys- this one loses points with me because I always spell it wrong. I always think it’s Maelys and have been pronouncing it French. She also did dragon 9/11 on the show which was from a narrative perspective kind of stupid and you know, from an ethical perspective, never forget.
21. Shrykos- killed during the revolution. historically progressive death
20. Quicksilver- good name for a dragon. It’s a shame someone crashed this sports car into a lake.
19. Syrax- kind of a nothingburger I fear. Rhaenyra needed a cooler dragon Syrax doesn’t look super cute or do a lot.
18. Stormcloud- poor little guy
17. Viserion- I like that he has the personality of a baby more than the other two it’s cute
16. Drogon- prototypical dragon, even if he has a stupid name. Mommy’s favorite child.
15. Rhaegal- it wasn’t nice when he killed Quentyn but I understand him.
14. Morghul- theeee concept of a toddler girl being like my dragon is named death god :) is precious to me. I wish Jaehaera had lived.
13. Seasmoke- gay and boring. like me
12. Vermax- it was really upsetting when he slowly drowned on my television :(
11. Silverwing- i’m not gonna lie I kind of forgot she survived the Dance. I really hope that she left some eggs in the nightfort for someone to find at a pivotal moment. I think that would be awesome. And I really like Ulf right now. Maybe she will fly him to get an ale with the lads.
10. Moondancer- only real mission being a 16-year-old girl escaping being grounded and immediately deciding to become a suicide bomber is commendable.
9. Tessarion- pretty blue dragon. a southern belle.
8. The Last Dragon- tragic and poetic and born wrong.
7. The Cannibal- I like that this one’s just the symbolism dragon running around and I also really like that no one ever claimed her but she DID come up to salute Corlys Velaryon at his funeral.
6. Dreamfyre- Most useful as an uber to various lesbian hookups which was really important of her to do.
5. Balerion- kind of a nothingburger when he was Aegon’s, but an everything bagel as Maegor, Aerea, and Viserys’ dragon. Unknowable force of destruction that longs to return to a home he can never see again
4. Sunfyre- sparkly and gold AND a real cockroach of a lizard he REFUSES to die EVER Sunfyre PRETTY Sunfyre YOUNGER AND MORE BEAUTIFUL Sunfyre UNBEATABLE
3. Sheepstealer- I am endeared. Was legit upset when all the purebred private school dragons ganged up on her on house of the dragon
1. Caraxes- I love his noodly body and fucked up song because he has a deviated septum that makes the other dragons not like him. What has Caraxes beat out Vhagar for me is that in Fire and Blood she transitions for the battle of the God’s Eye they hard switch to she/her pronouns with zero explanation and it is so epic.