ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘꜱ ᴏ ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ!

shrimpin! send shrimpso an email!

[shrimpso]

shrimpso is thinking about moving the computer to the other side of the tank... maybe emails will find shrimpso's computer better over there?

[shrimpso]

dear Shrimpso,

i fear you are just like me fr. do you also have a mammal's consciousness in your brain telling you how to post?

shrimcerely,

Sr. Shrimp Crimson

To: [email protected]

From: [email protected]

Dear Sr. Shrimp Crimson,

shrimpso is so happy to receive very first email! no mammals in here, just shrimp and snail!

thank you so much for first email!

shrimpcerely,

shrimpso

PS: this is snail. shrimpso is currently doing backflips

[shrimpso]

shrimpso makes a wish every 11:11 for an email!

(shrimpso has secretly stopped the clock on 11:11)

[shrimpso]

shrimpso got worried that shrimpso's computer wasn't connected to the "world wide waters"

snail tried to explain what the wires on the back of the computer meant, but eventually gave up and said emails can reach computers as long as the computer was on

shrimpso was ecstatic and made a song about the "world wide waters"

[shrimpso]

shrimpso loves emails!

[shrimpso]

shrimpso basks in the rays of sun that hit the tank with a cloudy bubble above shrimpso's head, daydreaming of emails

[shrimpso]

shrimpso saved up all of his money from his fried rice stand to purchase one shrimp-sized computer. unfortunately, it was jumbo-shrimp sized, so shrimpso sometimes gets snail to help shrimpso type

[shrimpso]

shrimpso has thought long and hard as to what shrimpso will sign off on emails with

it will be: 'shrimpcerely, shrimpso'- oh, wait. shrimpso just crumbled up that idea and threw the wad of paper into the trash

shrimpso didn't notice that it was a sick shot

[shrimpso]

snail has offered to write shrimpso an email but shrimpso said that it wouldn't work because the email would get confused

snail only nodded in response, not wanting to ask what shrimpso meant by that

[shrimpso]

shrimpso asked snail how ink works in water.

snail then took an hour to explain the logistics and science of writing with pen and paper under water

shrimpso heard snail say email at one point and started daydreaming about emails

[shrimpso]

shrimpso recently cleaned up the computer desktop to make it nice and neat for emails. now the email icon is in the top right instead of top left because shrimpso wants the first email to be 'just right'!

[shrimpso]

shrimpso woke up last night from a nightmare that shrimpso's first email was a scam email. shrimpso is okay now, but that was scary!

[shrimpso]

shrimpso has mastered the art of typing! shrimpso can now type one word per minute!

[shrimpso]

shrimpso has been seen aimlessly drifting in the tank, bumping along rocks and the sides of the tank

when snail asked about it, shrimpso said shrimpso was trying to feel what it would be like to be an email, floating through space and time to get to shrimpso's computer

snail nodded and carried on, not wanting to spend an hour trying to explain to shrimpso that that wasn't how emails worked

[shrimpso]

snail is talking shrimpso down from shrimpso's sudden fear of being allergic to emails

thank goodness for snail! shrimpso has learned that shrimps can not be allergic to emails!

...shrimpso does now believe shrimpso can catch a computer virus.

thank you, snail, for your patience and love of shrimpso in shrimpso's time of need

[shrimpso]

shrimpso has spent the last two hours listening to different notifications sounds so shrimpso can find the perfect sound for shrimpso's first email

...snail is trying snail's best to scoot away as shrimpso decides between 'bubbles' and 'explosion'

[shrimpso]

shrimpso mail is best mail!