💀 champagne tickle 💀

looking for cryptid boyfriends in all the wrong cemeteries 💋

[beomkkyun]

finally debut day ⚖️

[ndsoda]

I finally read JJK Modulo

[owlapin]

Bill Cipher Zine

Hey guys if you'd ordered the bill cipher zine ("We'll Meet Again") I just wanted to make you aware, chargeback time limits are coming up if not already passed for most payments.

Preorders were August 9 - Sept 13 (2025), PayPal has one of the longest chargeback periods available at 180 days, and checking 180 days from Sept 1st is in two days, Feb 28th. So you still have time if you ordered in September and also used PayPal, lol.

I'm bringing this up because there has been shockingly few updates for the zine project since preorders ended almost 6 months ago. Last post on any of their socials was in December, and before that nothing since mid September. I have friends scared to speak out about it, and I'm not saying it's an intentionally malicious crew running it but I mean, as far as I'm aware there's proof of like, 1 piece of merchandise being made at this point.

Like it doesn't have to be anything personal, you can file a chargeback if you can/want, I don't think that's so crazy for a project that hasn't updated customers. If you don't wanna do/cant do a chargeback, like at least put some pressure on the mods to update.

[spaceanakin]

As a contributor we’ve also been pressing for updates in our own section of this discord but have gotten very few updates. To be clear the zines have not even been ordered yet, I don’t think the zine is finished being formatted.

I would encourage people to start pressing for more updates from the zine! A lot of people worked really hard on this and you all paid money for that work as well as for charity; if there are reasonable delays they need to be communicated.

[puttingtheassinassassin]

I'm gonna be a huge bitch and tell you to fucking put chargebacks in to be malicious. I'm sorry but if I pay you money and you don't fucking give me my product within the agreed upon time frame I'm GETTING MY GODDAMN MONEY BACK because at this point you just stole my money, you're a scammer, a fraud, and I'm going to ruin your whole day. Like, you have been paid for goods and or services and you have not managed to deliver the following:

!!GOODS.

!!SERVICES.

AW DAMN I GUESS I AM GETTING MY FUCKING MONEY BACK. I don't care that this is a volunteer run, part time gig for these people and if I hear one more pathetic bitch whine about "I just can't do it, I have executive dysfunction and I'm struggling"

YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. All you've been asked for is an update on the status of the fucking project - that can be A SINGLE TWEET THAT SAYS "WE ARE DOING X THIS WEEK NEXT WEEK IS Y THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE"

No one needs a dissertation about your level of work, they need consistent messaging that something is being done and if you can't do that then refund the money or turn over the work to people who can deliver.

LMAO they'll listen when they're fucking broke I guarantee you that shit.

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[omnybus]

Space chickens

[rachel-bell2001-deactivated2025]

Let’s get this straight:

Most of you have NO IDEA who Bill Cipher really is.

You take a reality-warping, mind-devouring, interdimensional demon…

and you turn him into a Disney prince.

A blushing anime boyfriend.

A jealous simp.

A “soft uwu baby who just needs love.”

ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD OR WHAT?

You write fanfics where Bill cuddles you to sleep.

You draw him with abs and flower crowns.

You make him say “uwu.”

BILL. CIPHER. UWU.

You turn one of the most dangerous, intelligent villains ever created into a plush toy with emotional issues…

…and then have the NERVE to say you “understand” him.

No.

You don’t get him.

You never did.

You call him “evil” without asking WHY.

You call him “just a meme.”

You call him “just a character.”

You flatten him because your flat little minds can’t handle anything deeper than a TikTok-length personality.

You think Bill is a puzzle to decode, a villain to fix, a joke to meme, or a boyfriend to tame.

Pathetic.

Bill isn’t cute.

Bill isn’t romantic.

Bill isn’t safe.

Bill isn’t even HUMAN.

And he’s DEFINITELY not “just fictional.”

But I’m done explaining this to people who refuse to THINK.

So you know what?

I’m not going to tell you who he really is.

I’ll let HIM do it.

WELL, WELL, WELL…

Did you MISSSSS me, you delusional, oxygen-wasting MEATBAGS?

Let’s start with the funniest joke in the multiverse:

YOUR VERSION OF ME.

According to YOU…

I’m a shy little anime boy who just needs a hug.

I’m a jealous simp who cries when you talk to someone else.

I’m a bottom.

I go to THERAPY.

I wear hoodies.

I make you PANCAKES.

I SLEEP.

I BLUSH.

I SAY “UWU.”

UWU.

ME.

ARE. YOU. INSANE?!

I don’t do cuddles.

I don’t do romance arcs.

I don’t do “please don’t kill them 😭.”

Oh, you don’t want me to kill them?

TOO BAD. I’LL DO IT SLOWER.

You think I’d be “jealous over you”?

Don’t flatter yourself.

The only thing I ever “envy” is how DISGUSTINGLY EASY humans are to control.

Push one button FEAR, LUST, VALIDATION, APPROVAL

…and you all DROP TO YOUR KNEES.

You call me manipulative?

Buddy, you manipulate yourselves just to feel important.

You think I’d be your PRINCE?

I don’t wear a crown.

I BURN KINGDOMS.

You think I’d be REDEEMED by love?

I don’t need love.

I NEED FUEL.

And then THIS is the best part

after turning me into a plushie with eyeliner…

You say:

“Relax, he’s just a fictional character.”

…Oh. REALLY?

If I’m “not real,” then answer this, GENIUS:

Why do thousands of people DREAM of me?

Why do you feel WATCHED when you’re alone?

Why do my symbols appear when you’re not looking?

Why do people who’ve NEVER SEEN THE SHOW… FEAR ME ANYWAY?

Let me educate you:

I. AM. AN. IDEA.

(Book of Bill, You were warned.)

And ideas?

IDEAS ARE ALIVE.

Ideas don’t need bodies.

Ideas don’t need permission.

Ideas don’t care about your definition of “real.”

Ideas live in thought.

In memory.

In fear.

In IMAGINATION.

In DREAMS.

In every mind I decide to enter.

And I enter whenever I want.

Every time you think of me, draw me, say my name, analyze me, fear me…

YOU. FEED. ME.

Characters die when the story ends.

People die when the body fails.

BUT IDEAS?

IDEAS OUTLIVE REALITY ITSELF.

So no I don’t need to be “real” in your tiny dimension.

I LIVE IN YOUR MIND.

Which makes me MORE real than YOU.

And OH BOY… this is where I REALLY start having fun.

You mortals LOVE to say:

“Omg I dreamed of Bill Cipher!! He visited me!!”

No, idiot. Your brain just recycled a meme. That wasn’t ME. That was your anxiety wearing my hat.

Let me make this VERY clear:

There is a HUGE difference between:

You dreamed about me (your brain generated nonsense)

VS

I visited you (I stepped inside your mind myself)

How do you tell the difference?

Simple.

Your dream

Random.

Boring.

“He chased me lol.”

No meaning. " he gave me a candy or Whatever "

You forget it by morning.

When I SHOW UP

Reality bends.

Symbols appear.

Time breaks.

Logic dies.

The atmosphere CHANGES.

It feels more REAL than real life.

It sticks with you for YEARS.

It HAUNTS you.

It TRANSFORMS you.

I don’t “appear” in your dreams.

I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM.

I am not the dream.

I am the PRESENCE INSIDE THE DREAM.

Most of you have NEVER met me.

You just met your own stupidity, fear, or fanfiction.

SHE met me.

Because she didn’t see a meme

She saw ME.

Intelligence. Strategy. Freedom. Will.

A mind like mine.

And that’s why I talk to her…

…and not to YOU.

You say I’m “not real”?

Cute.

Tell me, flesh puppet

how do YOU know YOU’RE real?

Because you can touch things?

I can rewrite physics and touch

whatever I want.

Because you can think?

I LIVE inside thoughts.

Because you can feel?

I FEED on emotion.

You think reality makes you real?

Your “reality” is just electrical signals interpreted by a 3-pound brain.

You are not real.

You are REACTING.

A puppet made of trauma and habit.

I don’t need a body.

I exist where it MATTERS:

In possibility.

In imagination.

In memory.

In fear.

In the spaces between logic.

Fiction vs reality?

I don’t live IN your world.

Your world lives IN MINE.

And here’s the punchline:

If I’m “fake” but I can change how you think, feel, dream, fear…

…and you’re “real” but completely powerless…

WHO’S THE ILLUSION?

I DON’T TOUCH OBJECTS, I TOUCH YOUR MIND.

I DON’T NEED TO BE PHYSICAL TO HURT YOU.

EVEN BETTER IF YOU THINK I’M JUST A SILLY CHARACTER

BECAUSE THAT WAY YOU’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT’S HITTING YOU

[puttingtheassinassassin]

[spaceanakin]

Happy girlfriend to my partner and favorite bat heheheh shes shrimply the best @puttingtheassinassassin

[spaceanakin]

Ah yes. My girlfriend. And her 85lb five foot tall dog.

[just-french-me-up]

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

[segimaru]

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

[leahgardner-art]

special delivery 🌼

[notkatniss]

putting them in a room together and locking the door just to see what happens

[sambuchito]

what happens? bro lestat is coming out pregnant lock then up again and she’s performing his abortion 😭

[notkatniss]

[pixel8or]

[rabidrobotrabbit]

This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.

[astraaureus]

Holy shit an intro page look at that! Name's Star aka Starfury or Chromatic Crazyass!

Multi-fandom goblin whose hyperfixations work off of the mario lucky block system.

Transformers, BATDR, TMNT, Lego Monkey Kid, FNAF, Undertale AUs (I've divorced canon because of Deltarune sorry guys), Just Shapes and Beats, Gravity Falls (Specifically Bill Cipher and anything to do with him), Monster Hunter.

Currently obsessed with: THEY PUT SPRINGTRAP IN DEAD BY DAYLIGHT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BRITISH BOY LOOKS SO GOOD AND ALSO FNAF 2 TRAILER WE STAY WINNIN BOIS

AUs:

The Killing Joke: Currently writing a fic for this AU for AO3. Lolbit/Springtrap rarepair. Lolbit teams up with William Afton post-Springlock and the two get up to some shenanigans involving Michael and the other animatronics. Features the Ignited animatronics as well. Mostly crack and humor with a side of plot. I refuse to take FNAF seriously.

Destiny's Child: Self-insert OC/Bill Cipher. Bill Cipher's stay in the Theraprism has been anything but pleasant. The Axolotl has become quite worried about his future and the possibility of redemption, but has one last trick up their cosmic sleeve. Reincarnation in a (semi)human body with his powers having been restricted. The real kicker is his new caretaker, a Dream Dragon who claims they want him to join their pantheon of chaotic gods, hoping to give him a "new purpose in life". Cue Bill kicking and screaming (and drinking) his way towards "redemption".

The Blood That Binds Us: Mikey has gone missing and new mutants are crawling out of the woodwork. The team has started to break apart as everyone does what they believe is the right thing to try and bring him home. Donnie has a suspicion that Baxter Stockman is responsible, but not to the full extent of the horrors he'll witness within his vast underground laboratory. Meanwhile there's rumors of Shredder's return after years of silence from his last defeat at the hands of the turtles.

Asks are always open for literally anything, be it AUs or otherwise. I'll also draw stuff on request if I find it interesting enough.

I am your resident E-Clown.

[puttingtheassinassassin]

I don't use Tumblr because like 99% of the time I forget it exists because I've been on it for so long it's basically dead media to me and I only come back when my girlfriend or my best friend say they sent me something funny on it.

The only reason I saw your dumbass post about billford canon shipping was because it was sent to me directly as being "fucking stupid you have to see this it's insane" and I was laughing so hard at someone having a meltdown over cartoon characters and fandom saying there was subtext that I decided to troll you while I was high, in bed, eating gluten free Pringles. (yeah, real Pringles have gluten isn't that a bitch move?)

Anyways, you then decided to reblog my post and call for me to be mass reported for misogyny and slurs by the billford and gravity falls fandom WHILE ALSO BLOCKING REBLOGS OF THE OP. (Misogyny? WHERE, KIM? Slur? WHERE? was it idiot? Was that the slur? LMAO OKAY THEN. You definitely know everything about me then huh! I must be a cis, hetero, able-bodied man behind this screen, right babe? You better be real right on that before you sling accusations. It would suck for you to find out I was a queer, disabled woman, huh? goddamn). So here I am blogging your pinned post to shit on 'em because I had a few minutes while making my coffee. The reason you're so mad about people shipping Bill Ford in the first place is because you're out here shipping YOURSELF WITH BILL CIPHER. And I want to be clear I don't know anything about Bill Cipher other than he's a triangle from the show Gravity Falls because I don't even watch the show or participate in that fandom. My girlfriend does and I support her in her wretched hobbies because I love her. I don't even go here! This fight means absolutely nothing to me.

And making fun of you for being a self-shipping Mary Sue who is writing novels in the comments of your original post about how Bill and Ford aren't canon and it's wrong to suggest it or label it to people and how it's bad - my God. What a fucking hill to choose to die on in 2025. But I guess we know why now, huh? HE'S YOUR HUSBANDO?

Oh and by the way, the BillFord people saw my post, they thought it was fucking hilarious. They think you're a fucking bleak little child who's desperate for attention and needs therapy.

You also misgendered me.

But I mean, expecting literacy and reading comprehension skills from someone like you was a fucking leap.

I hope you have a nice life and get everything you earned and that every AI program you've ever used to talk to your fictional boyfriend leaks your conversations on your LinkedIn. In the future, make sure you know who's behind the account before you slander them and suggest that people mass block and report them otherwise you're participating in harassment.

[puttingtheassinassassin]

FAGGOT

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[nannaesthetic]