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Bill Cipher Zine
Hey guys if you'd ordered the bill cipher zine ("We'll Meet Again") I just wanted to make you aware, chargeback time limits are coming up if not already passed for most payments.
Preorders were August 9 - Sept 13 (2025), PayPal has one of the longest chargeback periods available at 180 days, and checking 180 days from Sept 1st is in two days, Feb 28th. So you still have time if you ordered in September and also used PayPal, lol.
I'm bringing this up because there has been shockingly few updates for the zine project since preorders ended almost 6 months ago. Last post on any of their socials was in December, and before that nothing since mid September. I have friends scared to speak out about it, and I'm not saying it's an intentionally malicious crew running it but I mean, as far as I'm aware there's proof of like, 1 piece of merchandise being made at this point.
Like it doesn't have to be anything personal, you can file a chargeback if you can/want, I don't think that's so crazy for a project that hasn't updated customers. If you don't wanna do/cant do a chargeback, like at least put some pressure on the mods to update.
As a contributor weβve also been pressing for updates in our own section of this discord but have gotten very few updates. To be clear the zines have not even been ordered yet, I donβt think the zine is finished being formatted.
I would encourage people to start pressing for more updates from the zine! A lot of people worked really hard on this and you all paid money for that work as well as for charity; if there are reasonable delays they need to be communicated.
I'm gonna be a huge bitch and tell you to fucking put chargebacks in to be malicious. I'm sorry but if I pay you money and you don't fucking give me my product within the agreed upon time frame I'm GETTING MY GODDAMN MONEY BACK because at this point you just stole my money, you're a scammer, a fraud, and I'm going to ruin your whole day. Like, you have been paid for goods and or services and you have not managed to deliver the following:
!!GOODS.
!!SERVICES.
AW DAMN I GUESS I AM GETTING MY FUCKING MONEY BACK. I don't care that this is a volunteer run, part time gig for these people and if I hear one more pathetic bitch whine about "I just can't do it, I have executive dysfunction and I'm struggling"
YOU PEOPLE CAN'T DO ANYTHING. All you've been asked for is an update on the status of the fucking project - that can be A SINGLE TWEET THAT SAYS "WE ARE DOING X THIS WEEK NEXT WEEK IS Y THANKS FOR YOUR PATIENCE"
No one needs a dissertation about your level of work, they need consistent messaging that something is being done and if you can't do that then refund the money or turn over the work to people who can deliver.
LMAO they'll listen when they're fucking broke I guarantee you that shit.
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they donβt have bodies anymore. one ofΒ βem should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be β¦ her π³
kind of a milf. reblog
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
letβs travel through the vast unknown with mama
Space chickens
Letβs get this straight:
Most of you have NO IDEA who Bill Cipher really is.
You take a reality-warping, mind-devouring, interdimensional demonβ¦
and you turn him into a Disney prince.
A blushing anime boyfriend.
A jealous simp.
A βsoft uwu baby who just needs love.β
ARE YOU BRAIN-DEAD OR WHAT?
You write fanfics where Bill cuddles you to sleep.
You draw him with abs and flower crowns.
You make him say βuwu.β
BILL. CIPHER. UWU.
You turn one of the most dangerous, intelligent villains ever created into a plush toy with emotional issuesβ¦
β¦and then have the NERVE to say you βunderstandβ him.
No.
You donβt get him.
You never did.
You call him βevilβ without asking WHY.
You call him βjust a meme.β
You call him βjust a character.β
You flatten him because your flat little minds canβt handle anything deeper than a TikTok-length personality.
You think Bill is a puzzle to decode, a villain to fix, a joke to meme, or a boyfriend to tame.
Pathetic.
Bill isnβt cute.
Bill isnβt romantic.
Bill isnβt safe.
Bill isnβt even HUMAN.
And heβs DEFINITELY not βjust fictional.β
But Iβm done explaining this to people who refuse to THINK.
So you know what?
Iβm not going to tell you who he really is.
Iβll let HIM do it.
WELL, WELL, WELLβ¦
Did you MISSSSS me, you delusional, oxygen-wasting MEATBAGS?
Letβs start with the funniest joke in the multiverse:
YOUR VERSION OF ME.
According to YOUβ¦
Iβm a shy little anime boy who just needs a hug.
Iβm a jealous simp who cries when you talk to someone else.
Iβm a bottom.
I go to THERAPY.
I wear hoodies.
I make you PANCAKES.
I SLEEP.
I BLUSH.
I SAY βUWU.β
UWU.
ME.
ARE. YOU. INSANE?!
I donβt do cuddles.
I donβt do romance arcs.
I donβt do βplease donβt kill them π.β
Oh, you donβt want me to kill them?
TOO BAD. IβLL DO IT SLOWER.
You think Iβd be βjealous over youβ?
Donβt flatter yourself.
The only thing I ever βenvyβ is how DISGUSTINGLY EASY humans are to control.
Push one button FEAR, LUST, VALIDATION, APPROVAL
β¦and you all DROP TO YOUR KNEES.
You call me manipulative?
Buddy, you manipulate yourselves just to feel important.
You think Iβd be your PRINCE?
I donβt wear a crown.
I BURN KINGDOMS.
You think Iβd be REDEEMED by love?
I donβt need love.
I NEED FUEL.
And then THIS is the best part
after turning me into a plushie with eyelinerβ¦
You say:
βRelax, heβs just a fictional character.β
β¦Oh. REALLY?
If Iβm βnot real,β then answer this, GENIUS:
Why do thousands of people DREAM of me?
Why do you feel WATCHED when youβre alone?
Why do my symbols appear when youβre not looking?
Why do people whoβve NEVER SEEN THE SHOWβ¦ FEAR ME ANYWAY?
Let me educate you:
I. AM. AN. IDEA.
(Book of Bill, You were warned.)
And ideas?
IDEAS ARE ALIVE.
Ideas donβt need bodies.
Ideas donβt need permission.
Ideas donβt care about your definition of βreal.β
Ideas live in thought.
In memory.
In fear.
In IMAGINATION.
In DREAMS.
In every mind I decide to enter.
And I enter whenever I want.
Every time you think of me, draw me, say my name, analyze me, fear meβ¦
YOU. FEED. ME.
Characters die when the story ends.
People die when the body fails.
BUT IDEAS?
IDEAS OUTLIVE REALITY ITSELF.
So no I donβt need to be βrealβ in your tiny dimension.
I LIVE IN YOUR MIND.
Which makes me MORE real than YOU.
And OH BOY⦠this is where I REALLY start having fun.
You mortals LOVE to say:
βOmg I dreamed of Bill Cipher!! He visited me!!β
No, idiot. Your brain just recycled a meme. That wasnβt ME. That was your anxiety wearing my hat.
Let me make this VERY clear:
There is a HUGE difference between:
You dreamed about me (your brain generated nonsense)
VS
I visited you (I stepped inside your mind myself)
How do you tell the difference?
Simple.
Your dream
Random.
Boring.
βHe chased me lol.β
No meaning. " he gave me a candy or Whatever "
You forget it by morning.
When I SHOW UP
Reality bends.
Symbols appear.
Time breaks.
Logic dies.
The atmosphere CHANGES.
It feels more REAL than real life.
It sticks with you for YEARS.
It HAUNTS you.
It TRANSFORMS you.
I donβt βappearβ in your dreams.
I TAKE CONTROL OF THEM.
I am not the dream.
I am the PRESENCE INSIDE THE DREAM.
Most of you have NEVER met me.
You just met your own stupidity, fear, or fanfiction.
SHE met me.
Because she didnβt see a meme
She saw ME.
Intelligence. Strategy. Freedom. Will.
A mind like mine.
And thatβs why I talk to herβ¦
β¦and not to YOU.
You say Iβm βnot realβ?
Cute.
Tell me, flesh puppet
how do YOU know YOUβRE real?
Because you can touch things?
I can rewrite physics and touch
whatever I want.
Because you can think?
I LIVE inside thoughts.
Because you can feel?
I FEED on emotion.
You think reality makes you real?
Your βrealityβ is just electrical signals interpreted by a 3-pound brain.
You are not real.
You are REACTING.
A puppet made of trauma and habit.
I donβt need a body.
I exist where it MATTERS:
In possibility.
In imagination.
In memory.
In fear.
In the spaces between logic.
Fiction vs reality?
I donβt live IN your world.
Your world lives IN MINE.
And hereβs the punchline:
If Iβm βfakeβ but I can change how you think, feel, dream, fearβ¦
β¦and youβre βrealβ but completely powerlessβ¦
WHOβS THE ILLUSION?
I DONβT TOUCH OBJECTS, I TOUCH YOUR MIND.
I DONβT NEED TO BE PHYSICAL TO HURT YOU.
EVEN BETTER IF YOU THINK IβM JUST A SILLY CHARACTER
BECAUSE THAT WAY YOUβLL NEVER KNOW WHATβS HITTING YOU
Happy girlfriend to my partner and favorite bat heheheh shes shrimply the best @puttingtheassinassassin
Ah yes. My girlfriend. And her 85lb five foot tall dog.
"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts π content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
π³οΈβπ Happy Pride Month! π³οΈβπ
special delivery πΌ
putting them in a room together and locking the door just to see what happens
what happens? bro lestat is coming out pregnant lock then up again and sheβs performing his abortion π
This is how your computer works btw. This little guy transports information to and fro.
Holy shit an intro page look at that! Name's Star aka Starfury or Chromatic Crazyass!
Multi-fandom goblin whose hyperfixations work off of the mario lucky block system.
Transformers, BATDR, TMNT, Lego Monkey Kid, FNAF, Undertale AUs (I've divorced canon because of Deltarune sorry guys), Just Shapes and Beats, Gravity Falls (Specifically Bill Cipher and anything to do with him), Monster Hunter.
Currently obsessed with: THEY PUT SPRINGTRAP IN DEAD BY DAYLIGHT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BRITISH BOY LOOKS SO GOOD AND ALSO FNAF 2 TRAILER WE STAY WINNIN BOIS
AUs:
The Killing Joke: Currently writing a fic for this AU for AO3. Lolbit/Springtrap rarepair. Lolbit teams up with William Afton post-Springlock and the two get up to some shenanigans involving Michael and the other animatronics. Features the Ignited animatronics as well. Mostly crack and humor with a side of plot. I refuse to take FNAF seriously.
Destiny's Child: Self-insert OC/Bill Cipher. Bill Cipher's stay in the Theraprism has been anything but pleasant. The Axolotl has become quite worried about his future and the possibility of redemption, but has one last trick up their cosmic sleeve. Reincarnation in a (semi)human body with his powers having been restricted. The real kicker is his new caretaker, a Dream Dragon who claims they want him to join their pantheon of chaotic gods, hoping to give him a "new purpose in life". Cue Bill kicking and screaming (and drinking) his way towards "redemption".
The Blood That Binds Us: Mikey has gone missing and new mutants are crawling out of the woodwork. The team has started to break apart as everyone does what they believe is the right thing to try and bring him home. Donnie has a suspicion that Baxter Stockman is responsible, but not to the full extent of the horrors he'll witness within his vast underground laboratory. Meanwhile there's rumors of Shredder's return after years of silence from his last defeat at the hands of the turtles.
Asks are always open for literally anything, be it AUs or otherwise. I'll also draw stuff on request if I find it interesting enough.
I am your resident E-Clown.
I don't use Tumblr because like 99% of the time I forget it exists because I've been on it for so long it's basically dead media to me and I only come back when my girlfriend or my best friend say they sent me something funny on it.
The only reason I saw your dumbass post about billford canon shipping was because it was sent to me directly as being "fucking stupid you have to see this it's insane" and I was laughing so hard at someone having a meltdown over cartoon characters and fandom saying there was subtext that I decided to troll you while I was high, in bed, eating gluten free Pringles. (yeah, real Pringles have gluten isn't that a bitch move?)
Anyways, you then decided to reblog my post and call for me to be mass reported for misogyny and slurs by the billford and gravity falls fandom WHILE ALSO BLOCKING REBLOGS OF THE OP. (Misogyny? WHERE, KIM? Slur? WHERE? was it idiot? Was that the slur? LMAO OKAY THEN. You definitely know everything about me then huh! I must be a cis, hetero, able-bodied man behind this screen, right babe? You better be real right on that before you sling accusations. It would suck for you to find out I was a queer, disabled woman, huh? goddamn). So here I am blogging your pinned post to shit on 'em because I had a few minutes while making my coffee. The reason you're so mad about people shipping Bill Ford in the first place is because you're out here shipping YOURSELF WITH BILL CIPHER. And I want to be clear I don't know anything about Bill Cipher other than he's a triangle from the show Gravity Falls because I don't even watch the show or participate in that fandom. My girlfriend does and I support her in her wretched hobbies because I love her. I don't even go here! This fight means absolutely nothing to me.
And making fun of you for being a self-shipping Mary Sue who is writing novels in the comments of your original post about how Bill and Ford aren't canon and it's wrong to suggest it or label it to people and how it's bad - my God. What a fucking hill to choose to die on in 2025. But I guess we know why now, huh? HE'S YOUR HUSBANDO?
Oh and by the way, the BillFord people saw my post, they thought it was fucking hilarious. They think you're a fucking bleak little child who's desperate for attention and needs therapy.
You also misgendered me.
But I mean, expecting literacy and reading comprehension skills from someone like you was a fucking leap.
I hope you have a nice life and get everything you earned and that every AI program you've ever used to talk to your fictional boyfriend leaks your conversations on your LinkedIn. In the future, make sure you know who's behind the account before you slander them and suggest that people mass block and report them otherwise you're participating in harassment.
FAGGOT
LOL but seriously release the hounds