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Ethan winters fan account Insta: @Moldyboi67

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This is NSFW headcanons! If your under 18 do not read!

Karl heisenberg with the fortune of being able to control the lycans has been made to have certain lycan characteristics with sex he will want to breed you, bite you, knot you. If you want to tease him bind his wrists and muzzle him that will drive him insane. You will be his mate and you will know it.

Fortunately for Ethan his super human healing also obliterates his refractory peroid this man is leaking like a tap and cumming ropes in minutes its hard to keep up with him with sex but he's satisified anyway and very much loves to be held or to hold someone after

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Karl heisenberg doesnt have anything that can really faze him nothing scares him except for mother miranda and the occasional nightmare from her abuse but apart from that he doesnt have any phobias well apart from one.

Thunderstorms

Karl heisenberg's powers is chanelled by electromagnetic waves and the shocks of the lightning strikes intrupts his powers making him feel vulnerable and he despises it. He's snappy, jumpy and defensive often hiding himself away in the depths of his factory where the rumbles are distant and his powers devoid.

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More little comic ideas for you heres Ethan with insomnia because canon

It was.. a struggle to get used to Heisenberg living with Ethan and Rose not because the man was basically living in the past and has little to no idea about modern life but how cautious he was around the man. Ethan was always watching the man carefully eyes tracking every movement. He knew how much power that man had he could easily kill Ethan with only a flick of his wrist he had witnessed it before from the cold rod through his intestines had anything to say.

Nevertheless he knew he'd come back always would yet he was careful nonetheless and so was Heisenberg despite loosing his duster and boots he kept his hat, glasses and gloves. His eyes were sensitive to light but he needed his gloves to control his magnetism the gentle thrum from his fingertips under the cold leather reminded him of his power it was thrilling yet terrifying even after decades.

Ethan groaned at the throbbing pain in his cranium another sleepless night and pounding headache nightmares plaguing him each night leaving him in a cold sweat and aching all over so he sat with a coffee on the couch willing his thoughts quiet when the quiet foot falls came up from the basement where the strange magneto man resided he had made a home down there tinkering quietly.

He glanced over at Ethan's state which he had seen a few times before but left him be in exchange for grabbing his coffee for an allnighter of metal work. Heisenberg heaved a sigh and walked over standing in front of the exhausted father who reguarded Karl's presences by a light nod and a sip of coffee. The metalsmith grunted "Ethan.." He whispered his words penetrating the thick silence. The man looked up in response to his name eyes dark with heavy bags "yes..?" He murmured.

Karl sat next to him "why arent you in bed?"

"Nightmares.." Ethan simply stated before burying his face in his coffee and wincing.

Heisenberg noticed much to his chagrin "whats wrong? Are you hurt?" His worried toned startled Ethan.

Ethan shook his head "headache.." the man frowned down at the father "i can help?" He suggested sitting next to him. Ethan shook his head he didnt want any more pills. Heisenberg's frown deepened. "No pills i can help just face me" Ethan looked at him with scepticism before nodding shifting to face him watching heisenberg slip off his gloves. Eyes narrowing in suspicion at him but after a request he shut his eyes.

Ethan flinched at the warm hands that soothed over his throbbing temple before sighing into the touch Heisenberg grinned pressing a gentle kiss between his wrinkled brows

"..wow i'm cured.." Ethan whispered earning a breathy laugh from the magneto man his fingers suddenly thrumming to life sending low electrical currents through his head making Ethan's breath hitch in discomfort. Heisenberg mumbled a gentle apology massaging his head with his thumbs before raking his fingers through his hair. Ethan making small sounds of encouragement.

Karl's fingers went to the sides of his head sliding down behind his ears Ethan humming relaxed letting his head roll forward making the man smile softly Ethan's hair was so silky and Karl would take any chance to endulge in the sweet pomegranite smell of his conditioner.

Heisenbergs skilled fingers then travelled down to the base of his skull smoothing over a bundle of angered knots until they gave Ethan groaned head falling onto his shoulder in blissful relief soon being lulled to sleep by gently humming.

"Sleep well Winters.."

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Ethan: Passes Heisenberg a cup of coffee blow

Karl: shrugs getting on his knees

Ethan: THE COFFEE, THE FUCKING COFFEE-!

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Wesker: our policy here at the BSAA is see something say something!

Chris: i see a frog

Wesker: ready to kill himself at this point outstanding

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Ethan: found miranda's notes how old are you?

Karl: old enough to be your daddy~

Ethan: ew

Karl: ,_,

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Some Memes for you guys

Miranda: *smiling*

Moreau: whats got mother all happy?

Alcina: mother are you alright?

Miranda: can i not be happy my children?

Heisenberg: Ethan fell down the stairs

Miranda: *grins maniacally*

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Heisenberg: i'm guessing this is the part where you tell me not to hurt Ethan or you'll kill me?

Mia: oh no

Mia: you hurt Ethan and he'll kill you himself

Heisenberg: *sweating* oh.. charming..

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Welp i havent posted in a while so lets have some of my headcannons to celebrate the new version of the sexy blonde bioweapon.

Wesker wears his glasses constantly due to his light sensitivity and unnerving eyes he keeps his glasses on even when inside if he needs a break from wearing them he closes the blinds in his office for a momentary reprieve from the metal indents in his nose. If you did go to his house for whatever reason you'll find its rather dark his walls a seal grey with dark oak furniture but its cozy in some retrospecs.

Wesker suffers from chronic insomnia spending nights at his work desk drinking coffee and filing forms even if he does end up going home he ends up cleaning his house top to bottom and over again until he's exhausted all his options and either goes for a walk or goes to bed. Most pills and drugs have little to no effect on the man due to the progenitor virus in his blood stream so no amount of sleep aid helps. He's just glad his glasses cover the bags under his eyes so he's not seen as weak. Small mercies and all that. But if you do want to get him to sleep lay him down gently and lightly run your hand up the arch of his back to his shoulder blade amd back down and that man is putty.

There is literally no startling or surprising this man. Don't even try as its a futile attempt this man is stone cold you can try anything and his face doesnt budge just don't try startling him he'd choke the life out of you in seconds.

This man is an excellent cook he can make you a four course meal effortlessly cooking everything perfectly with a flick of his talented hands his favourite things to cook are wine infused meats. Delicious.

He definately had some previous dancing experience with that slim, hour glass figure, built chest and lithe easily lifted body he makes the perfect partner for an elegant salsa dancer.

Despite how it seems Wesker is awful at romance he can cook you a nice meal, give you a dance but it ends there he cannot woo anyone he can be quite flirty when it suits him but flirt back and this man melts he is so weak when it comes to someone whos interested in him which who would be? An uptight blonde with a god complex? Yes please.

But if he does get into a relationship he is distant at first but you can bet this man is possessive as shit he would kill someone for you always wanting to hold you in his arms, touch every inch of you, kiss you breathless his favourite pass time is to climb on his your lap and just bury his face in your neck inhaling your scent till he's dizzy.

Due to Weskers past of being treated like a weapon and growing up in a laboritory things can trigger him like nightmares or occassional things like needles. He will immediately break down into sobs and trembling limbs. Avoiding and distancing himself from anyone using.. other methods to stablise himself that is less than ideal but with no family he has no one to go to but find ways to ground himself.

Anything else you want me to mention or anyone else you want headcannons for please let me know! Thank you my lovelies ♡

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After the village Karl came to live with Ethan he was allowed to tinker with bits of metal as long as its nothing that could potentially cause harm he noticed that Ethan had some difficulty with the loss of his fingers so he made him a prosthetic out of gratitude and regret.

Unfortunately phantom pains plagued the blonde muscle deep aches and sharp throbs. Karl soon noticed that Ethan wasnt wearing his prosthetic on certain days first he was resentful feeling as if his hard work had been wasted and wasnt good enough for the father. But after the other male suddenly let out a squeal like yelp as he grabbed something Karl quick at his side.

"I-its just phantom pain.. i-it'll p-pass!" Ethan spluttered grasping onto the offending limb as if more pain would silence the needy zaps of lighting going through the scarred tissue. After that Karl swept up Ethan after hearing another cry and laid the man on his front Ethan rested his head on Karl's belly as the offending limb rested on karl's chest. Soon Karl massaged deep into the damaged tissue providing instant waves of relief to the younger man. Usually scar touching was completely off limits to Ethan but this felt way to heaven the relief was immense.

From then on Karl provided Ethan with deep tissue massages on every scar on his body even ones that couldnt get pain he still did it as he loved watching the man melt in his arms when days with phantom pain where particullarly severe karl would use his kinesis to send a mild electical current through the limb relieving the muscle spasms quickly. Ethan was extremely greatful kissing every scar Karl had.

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Why does Resident evil 4 remake salazar look like queen elizabeth reincarnated fr

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You think after the village Karl has ornithophobia?

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Okay so as you probably know i greatly dislike the shadows of rose DLC as it felt like Capcom just threw in things that wouldnt have fit in the main game rather than making a decent story lime of it Ethan showing Rose their home was my favourite but there was no reprieve Capcom throws you into this intensely emotional scene with no build up like seriously?

So i decided to make my own DLC idea.

Rose was living in the BSAA headquarters being monitored for signs of mutation from the mold to make sure she's not dangerous but she has enough, she could kind of feel that Ethan was alive so she sneaks away much to Chris's chagrin about having another winters run off without permission and end up going through the woods and finding maybe a small garage where karl lives outside the city as his home where he can recover from miranda's hold on him Rose needs a place to stay and explains whats going on and why she's out here alone and so karl, after much convincing decided to join her in looking for Ethan unable to say that he's gone torn with regret of not controlling his anger and almost killing Ethan almost getting killed in the process fighting through lycans and other things until they reach the village and find Ethan inside the megamycete that protected him from the explosion but torments his mind so rose and heisenberg work together to destroy the megamycete from inside its consiousness in the end they save Ethan they all run from the bsaa and go live somewhere happy.

Like this would be so much better than just having things thrown in randomly at different times and have no actual end to the story as rose never actually got rid of her powers so whats the point in the DLC? Ethan died AGAIN Miranda was killed AGAIN.

I also feel like this way we'd actually see chris and get some interaction between then rather than Ethan gave Rose to Chris and Chris just dump her on some discount men in black knock off.

Karl's final battle to be rid of Miranda and using rose like he wanted! But not in the way he thought.

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This is just something about if Ethan and Heisenberg escaped from Miranda and decided to live together.

Heisenberg struggled to adapt to life outside the village, years had passed and Karl had not. It was like suddenly being dumped in the future and told to deal with it or be locked away. Chris despised Heisenberg calling him dangerous and that he should be locked up but Ethan let Heisenberg live with him and Mia much to Chris's chagrin.

Mia didnt like the idea of heisenberg living with them and soon it was enough and she finally slipped him the divorce papers. Heisenberg stayed in the basement most of the time staying quiet and simply observing distantly before disappearing back into his basement home. Ethan had insisted on making it homey and giving him some scrap for him to tinker with if he wanted which heisenberg was appreciative of.

Heisenberg became a sort of live in nanny/uncle to Rose keeping her company if Ethan was busy humming her lullaby's, playing with her, feeding her or simply just holding her whilst she slept Ethan accidentally walked in on Karl sleeping on the sofa with Rose on his chest which he took a picture and will forever be on his desk.

Karl rarely left the house unless it was to accompany Ethan he was became protective over the single father quickly offering to hold anything for him or simply just staying by his side like a sort of protective dog. Ethan secretly found it rather cute.

Ethan struggled to adapt to normal life he would no longer sleep in his own bed either sleeping on the sofa or falling asleep at his desk always being not far from a weapon in case he needed it. As much as he didnt want to admit he was emotionally scarred from what he went through jumping and panicking at the slightest noise. Heisenberg noticed this but chose not to mention but simply hold Ethan's waist in a gentle comfort it was a privledge to be touched my heisenberg willingly as much as he liked to invade his space he'd never liked to be touched so it was comforting when Karl would relax enough to hold him or rest his head on his shoulder.

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I have nothing to post really so take some dumbass memes i do have an insta @moldyboi67 so join me and see some of my art if you want 💖

Ethan: *messaging* 'hey just to let you know i'm not gay'

Chris: 'this is literally grindr'

Ethan: 'i guess people who are lactose intolerant can't go down the fucking dairy aisle i'm just looking-'

Fandom: i'm gonna hug you!

Heisenberg: i will literally kill you

Ethan: i'm going to kill you.

Heisenberg: 🥵 please do~

Ethan: *sneers with bloodied teeth and with a dirty blood smeared face literally smelling like a sewer and with limbs hanging on by a thread

Heisenberg: i want that one.

Donna: ethan.. will you.. be my brother in law..? *pulls out a ring getting on one knee*

Ethan: ...!

Heisenberg: did you just propose for me!?

Donna: someone had to do it

Ethan: !?

Ethan: we call them indicators as it indicates where we are going

Heisenberg: we call them blinkers because they go blink blink-

Ethan: you know i have no idea what i'm doing 90% of the time..

Chris: if you can't blow them with your brilliance baffle them with your bullshit.

Moreau: one in four people are gay!

Alcina: that means someone in here is gay

Heisenberg: i hope its Ethan he's cute

Alcina: ...

Moreau: ....

Donna: ....

Ethan: ......

Ethan: i swing both ways...

Ethan: with a bat come at me motherfuckers!

Mia: if you were a drink what drink would you be? I'd be lime soda

Chris: bleach

Ethan: sewage

Mia: alright calm down edge lords

Ethan: FOUR MONTHS

Mia: whats he going on about?

Heisenberg: don't worry about it

Ethan: FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!

Ethan: once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up! Right?

Capcom: haha jokes on you i brought your pickaxe and your going to dig.

Ethan: karl truth or dare

Heisenberg: truth

Ethan: how many hours sleep have you had?

Heisenberg knowing he stayed up all night on a project: dare

Ethan: i dare you to go to sleep

Heisenberg not sleeping till its done: i don't like this game

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Happy New Year! And here is a wholesome Christmas/New year scenario.

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Ethan hated New year he never used to but after lousianna and the village the large bangs from the fireworks and bright lights sets off Ethan he started to get panic attacks. But Ethan couldnt say anything he wanted Rose to experience everything that life had to offer. Like Thanksgiving, easter, Christmas and of course New year.

So Ethan took Rose outside to sit and watch the fireworks and Heisenberg followed he had noticed Ethan had been jittery all day like he was nervous Heisenberg noticed the suttle flinching and jumps of the younger man and decided to follow. Ethan left quickly asking Heisenberg to mind Rose for second. After twenty minutes of no Ethan, Karl took Rose inside and went upstairs to the bedroom finding a distraught looking Ethan he was sobbing harshly with hiccups of fear. Trying his best to catch his breath whilst being racked with sobs and trembles. Heisenberg quickly scooped up the traumatized man into his arms cooing and soothing him in a gentle voice.

Karl was insistant on Ethan getting some therapy for his fear of loud sounds. And for next Christmas Karl got Ethan some noise cancelling headphones and a weighted blanket. That New year Karl watched fireworks with little Rosie whilst Ethan slept soundly with headphones and a weighted blanket.

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Ethan: your like the sun

Heisenberg: because i light up your life? Because i'm smoking hot?

Ethan: because it hurts my eyes looking at you

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Havent posted for a while so heres some weird wintersberg shit show

Karl: what state do you live in~?

Ethan: constant fear..

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Ethan: hey babe whats your body count?

Karl: ...for what..?

Ethan: how many people you've slept with..?

Karl: ah okay for a second there i thought you found the basement.

Ethan: understandable.. Wait what!?

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Karl: Ethan why are you on the floor?

Ethan: i'm depressed... i was also stabbed can i have an ambulance-

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*Karl and Ethan texting*

Ethan: nose

Karl: ???

Ethan: i typed nose with my nose :)

Karl: cock

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Ethan: hows your head...?

Karl: ain't had any complaints yet~

Ethan: excuse me?

Karl: i.. erm i think i'll live..

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Karl: remember what you told me to go to the pharmacy..?

Ethan: yes..?

Karl: their um.. out of my adhd medication..

Ethan: how long for....?

Karl: five days

Ethan: oh god

Karl: it's gonna be a fun week!

Ethan: i'm moving out!

Karl: *holding up his hand a wedding ring on his finger* IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH MOTHERFUCKER

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Ethan hyperventilating: 911!? Yeah my wifes going into labour!

911 operator: is this her first child?

Mia: don't you Dare-

Ethan: NO THIS IS HER FIRST HUSBAND

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Karl: soo i failed my safety course today..

Ethan: what? Why?

Karl: they asked what steps i'd take in case of a fire..

Ethan: and?

Karl: apparently "fucking large ones" was not the right answer-

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Mia: karl's been in a car accident

Ethan: wait what!?

Mia: well this person started honking their horn at us for crossing the road

Ethan: yes..?

Mia: so Karl yelled back, chased him to the next red light and...

Karl: *bursts in* HEY GUYS ANY ONE WANT A WHEEL!?

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Karl: i have a feeling we should kiss.. is that a good feeling or a bad feeling?

Ethan: well sometimes i have a feeling to do crystal meth but then i think.. nahh better not.

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Some Theories for the shadows of rose DLC

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