Love Is The Worst Disease

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Things have never been better, time to fuck it all up again 🤙🏼

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Why do I hate myself so much?

[supersonickillerpenguins-deacti]

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Always fucking everything up

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I want die. I’m done fighting

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I’m trying to be a good man, I really am......

[praying]

[thecuckoohaslanded]

I can’t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here’s some cool pictures I found of probably the second largest one in captivity, his name is Utan:

isn’t he beautiful

listen to the SOUND when he bites

and that’s not even a real power bite, that’s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them

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2000 pounds of Good Boy

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you get me

[thecuckoohaslanded]

I honestly expected like 5 notes, what HAPPENED here

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More tags on this ridiculous post:

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Wait, thats the 2nd biggest crocodile? Then what does the biggest one look like?

[thecuckoohaslanded]

That would be Cassius, a very old Saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at Marineland Melanesia in Green Island, Australia.  His official measurement is 5.48 meters, which makes him the largest in captivity currently.  Because Utan is only slightly smaller and much younger, (only in his 50s), he will likely break Cassius’ record eventually.  But for now, Cassius holds the title:

He is NOT, however, either the largest crocodile ever captured in Australia OR the largest ever in captivity.

A slightly larger crocodile has been reported (though not yet comfirmed) to have been captured at 5.58 meters.

And while the famous Brutus of the Adelaide River was estimated to be just slightly larger than Cassius at 5.5m, he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile, who as a result has been given the name, The Dominator.  He is estimated to be just over 6m.

This is Brutus, with an appropriate caption:

It is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a Bull Shark.  

The Bull Shark lost.

THIS is the crocodile who kicked him out.  The Dominator:

And that’s STILL not the biggest.  

The largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was Lolong, who for the 1.5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity, at a whopping 6.17 meters (20 feet 3 inches) and 1075 kg (2,370 lbs).  He had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the Bunawan creek in Agusan del Sur in the Philippines.  It took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture.

And here’s why:

Also, to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog, I have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by @rashkah!  (And it is wonderful and I would like to thank him for its existence, because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles.)

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@theonewhocheeps

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Holy fuck

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As far as Brutus is concerned I was led to believe that he lost that arm when relatively young.

Since then Brutus developed a habit of hunting and eating Bull Sharks.

Here’s him with a prey.

And if you thought that you’ll be safe if you just stay out of Australia then think again!

Meet Gustave the Nile Croc.

This crocodile became almost legendary for both it’s size and the habit of hunting both livestock AND humans.

So how big is Gustave?

No one is sure. Since he was NEVER captured.

His estimated size is of at least 5,5m  but some give him over 6m.

The terrifying parts are:

1) He is still growing having only about 60 years.

2) Adult crocodiles often perform a gesture of submission to him - something usually done by young crocodiles toward adults - Gustave is just THAT BIG.

3) His sheer size makes it difficult for him to catch agile prey Nile crocs tend to feed on - hence why he developed a habit of hunting either larger prey like Hippopotamus or creatures which are not good at spotting danger in the first place like livestock and humans.

And this is NOT ALL.

Gustave actually has a noticeable scars on his body - he was shot at east 3 times and stabbed with a spear or something similar at one occasion.

He lived to tell the tale - my question is:

What happened to that one dude who attacked Gustave with a spear?

[thecuckoohaslanded]

*Crocodile Dundee voice*  Mate, that’s not Gustave:

THIS is Gustave:

And he is the PERFECT CROCODILE.  He is the perfect example of what I mean when I talk about (as I do) how the morphology of extremely large crocodiles adapts to the changing physics of their bite.

This is a typical adult Nile Crocodile:

And THIS is a god among his kind:

This is it, folks.  The Final Form.  THIS is what peak performance looks like.

Crocodiles and physics have an interesting relationship.  Crocodiles have, by a CONSIDERABLE MARGIN, the strongest bite of any animal on Earth.  EVER.  Scaled up estimates (based on Nile and Saltwater crocodiles) give the extinct Deinosuchus an estimated bite force MORE THAN DOUBLE the recently updated Tyrannosaurus bite estimates.  Living crocodiles have bite forces measured in the range of 5000 pounds per square inch, for an individual around 15-16 feet.  It is estimated that modern crocodiles in the range of 18-20 feet would have bit forces around 7-8000 psi or more.

That’s a problem.

Because a crocodile’s skull is only designed to handle so much pressure.  Go beyond that limit and the force of impact when those jaws snap shut could literally shatter their own skulls.

But evolution has spent hundreds of millions of years perfecting crocodiles, so PHYSICS ISN’T GOING TO STOP THEM.  What ends up happening in the skulls of these extremely large crocodiles is they will increase dramatically in mass to compensate for the increased forces.  A crocodile’s skull is almost exclusively solid bone, with only minimal space for nasal passages, a surprisingly advanced brain, and some slightly porous looking framework that helps the bone distribute the force over a larger area.  The effect is by far the most pronounced in Nile crocodiles, which most regularly feed on larger prey and need to make use of all that power.

Compare, 26 inch skull:

vs 29 inch skull:

Both of those are Nile crocodile skulls (or rather, replicas thereof).

And just for fun, here are the skulls of completely different (and very extinct species), Deinosuchus:

and Purussaurus:

The bigger the crocodile (within a given species), the more massive the skull needs to be to compensate for that UNBELIEVABLE bit pressure.  This is one way to see from a distance whether you are looking at a normal sized crocodile:

and a truly extraordinary individual:

One of the things about Gustave that’s so impressive is how healthy his teeth look.  A lot of large crocodiles, in their old age, have very worn down and often missing teeth.  They do replace them many times over a lifetime, but when they get very old this slows down.  Gustave, at least in every picture taken of him, had teeth that were in very good condition.

Even crocodiles much smaller than Gustave’s reported size (probably similar in size to Dominator or Lolong) tend to have smaller or more worn teeth:

than the pinnacle of his kind:

[muchymozzarella]

Lolong! It means Gramps or Grandpa, because he’s a relic of an ancient world where crocs more massive than he was walked the earth. His body is on display somewhere right now though I forgot where.

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As if all that isn’t amazing enough…

Alligators and Crocodiles Use Tools to Hunt:

New research shows that some alligators and crocodiles use sticks to attract birds looking for nesting materials. If the birds get too close, they become a meal. The behavior has so far been observed among alligators in Louisiana, as well as crocodiles in India.

“What’s really remarkable is that they are not only using lures, but they are timing it to just when the birds they want to capture are nesting and looking for sticks to use,” said Gordon Burghardt, an animal behaviorist and comparative psychologist specializing in reptiles.

“They are making some assessment of the birds themselves. This is indeed the first convincing evidence of tool use in any reptile.” Source: X

So, not only huge and astoundingly powerful, but also SMART.

[kaijyena]

Y’all know what it is. 

I haven’t posted my favorite girls in a while (Or posted at all, lmao). Once I saw the comic concept art with the girls in their new snazzy outfits, I HAD to draw them. (And those polaroids, oh. my. god. [which is what inspired this.])

[love]

52 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU by Madison Broadway

Curly hair, no matter the color.

Mole, or beauty mark.

Temper.

The adventure being with you always brings.

The way you smell.

You put on a sports show when I need a good nap.

Macy, the build a bear you made me.

The way you never give up.

Your laugh.

Your smile.

How defensive you get when I call you fat.

You get really upset when you don’t know if you will see me one weekend.

You know what my favorite foods are.

How much you love Domino.

We always get excited for the same movie.

Your sense of humor.

Your dreams for the future are as spontaneous as mine.

The dirt under your nails after a long day working hard.

I get twice as much sleep as you and you don’t complain like I would.

You ask before you download apps on my phone.

We are ourselves when we are with each other.

We always tie at every game or pick the same team.

If I really want to do something you will make sure I get to.

The way you love me.

You are my best friend.

You take my advice after what seems hours of consideration.

How much you hate to be wrong, and how much you know I do too.

Your eyes.

Your requirement for ‘name brand clothing’.

The look you give me when I wear something ‘different’.

You will wear anything I buy for you at least once. (H&M Trunks)

You are slowly using fashion lingo i.e., cords.

The stories you always have to follow up someone else’s.

You always know what to say when I am sad.

The way it is so hard for you to surprise me.

You never say no in a time of need.

The good relationships you have with my family.

The way you worry about bothering other people.

How your texting has changed since we started dating.

I have heard almost none of your favorite songs.

You are the only person to ever use YouTube on my phone.

The way you never let me forget how I first contacted you.

The way you never let me forget about my bangs phase.

The way you love to mess up pictures.

Your hugs and kisses.

The things you always want as gifts, which I never get.

How hard it is to get you to tweeze your eyebrows.

You always know jewelry is a perfect gift for me.

I know not to expect cards.

The way you move your jaw muscles when you get mad.

How I thought you would never want to date me.

How you always let me pick your outfit.

[shroudster]

Always fucking everything up

[neckkiss]

Candy (2006)

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via weheartit

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blunder

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