Assigned Uncle At Birth

he/him

[picklevoid]

He Ilya on my Shane until Canada's dry

[freakoutgirl]

shane spitting after scott does like "i am going to get a good grade in imitating masculine behavior"

[oddarette]

Can I offer you a gummy worm Tangela in these trying times?

[armandageddon]

who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again

[bluegiragi]

posting this take on my tumblr too bc i stand by it

[stealingpotatoes]

started watching heated rivalry and omg that gay hockey show sure can gay

[freakoutgirl]

Us at this beautiful end to 2025

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[boobieteriat]

[mikeybooch]

🎶Girl don’t be proud, it’s okay you’re in love🎶

From Book 2, Chapter VII: The Mirror of Galadriel in The Fellowship of the Ring…

“Often [Legolas] took Gimli with him when he went abroad in [Lothlórien], and the others wondered at this change.”

[prokopetz]

Tumblr's mature content policy allows flaccid dicks, but not erect ones, and anecdotally, some artists have been able to slip previously auto-flagged pieces under the radar by enflaccinating the penises and making no other changes, which suggests that Tumblr's automatic flagging process has some sort of algorithmic boner detector – and I'm not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to learn how that works.

[prokopetz]

#don't you mean flaccinated (via @rachrasterbutt)

[were--ralph]

Tweet of the year

[brbjellyfishing]

[localvoidcat]

goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

[kitbulls]

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

[newtgeiszler]

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

[dragontatoes]

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

[flippityflapjack]

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

[zarohk]

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

[bunjywunjy]

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[evastratt]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.