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well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.
me: lol what if every onion article came true all in one year
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I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually
I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.
snoopy of the day
I just wanted to add this quote from the peppermint patty peanuts wiki page about Charles M. Schulz and his relationship with his gay cousin. The source here leads to a book that I did not read but the original source is Schulz's wife who confirmed this in an interview. If I can find the interview again I will link it here but uh. just in case someone tries to claim Schulz was a homophobe on this post again.
There was recently a copyright infringement case in YA and I need everyone to know that the following sentence was in the legal decision:
“Hot, sexy, dangerous boys, central to virtually all young adult romance novels, cannot be copyrighted.”
“Regarding setting, the court held that both works taking place in Alaska high schools was not protectable because Alaska is a public place and setting a teen novel in a high school is a common genre convention.”
Freeman v. Deebs-Elkenaney | Loeb & Loeb LLP
I've read the entire decision (skimming over the purely legal precedent/definitions bit) and here are some of my favorite bits:
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy
smosh cast I charli xcx - 365
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death
I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.
more on Grace Tones:
Grace: ok so we've covered my profession tone and social status tone, are we done?
Rocky: no. relationship status tone
Grace: are you for real? you know i'm single
Rocky: yes but is Grace single as in looking or single as in forever question
Grace: .....
Rocky: Grace
Grace, sitting down: 🤔
Rocky: GRACE
*later*
Grace, pacing the lab: I mean it's a bit of a moot point now right cause I'm light years away from earth so I'm not going to be dating any time soon
Rocky: ughhh
Grace: and I guess I AM cool with never dating again but maybe I wouldn't be cool with that if I was still on earth? maybe it's just not a priority right now?
Rocky: Grace just pick a tone
Grace: it's just a big commitment you know like I'm always telling myself the right person might come along -
Rocky: Grace.
im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss
I FOUMDH IT
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this ended homophobia
happy pride month
"does it have to be queer"
yes, next question, unless the next question is "why", in which case I am pulling the lever
Could it be more queer?
(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget