The Super High-School Level Conspiracy Theorist

Welcome, fellow truth-seekers and freedom fighters! I am Rohan Yoshikage, the Super High-School Level Conspiracy Theorist! The title is misleading, and is obviously bluepill propaganda in an attempt to discredit my research. These are not theories, these are facts! Open your eyes! ((Credit to tumblr user ollorama for the sprites!))

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My Friends...

i am not gonna app with this dear boy for DA5...

i will return with someone soon, fear not 

someone strange 

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acualy idc i'm too lethargic to log out

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oh fuck this isn't my personal 

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merry munday i'm in bed waitin for my winter course to open up online 

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"B-Breathe—! Good lord, you have… have a mouth on you."

"…"

"Ch-Chou Nakahara, Insect Collector. Tell me y-yyyour name, creature of-of the night. Prove you know what-what you’re talking about, and aren’t just messing with me."

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"Hmmm...'Chou Nakahara', huh?"

"I will cross-reference it later on. For now, I'll assume it to be the alias you wish to be known as in public settings."

"My own credentials enable me to take claim as the Conspiracy-

"-uh, err...Theorist. The Super High-School Level one."

"But theories are a very important part of the scientific method, after all! Or else my name isn't Rohan Yoshikage!"

[jpgeso]

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"Th-Than what who’s admitting to—?!”

"…Mmm. Okay. I-I see what you’re getting at, now."

"Nessie’s j-just a myth perpetuated by people who-who don’t realize that it’s a hoax. Truth is, it-it was debunked back in-in roughly the 1930’s as either being s-s-seismic gas, or just people being bored out of their m-m-mmmminds.”

"A-And I take it, you’re the r-rresident cryptozoologist?"

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"The Loch Ness Monster is no hoax, let me assure you! Look at stories of the Mokele-mbembe and the Emela Ntouka in Africa! The Burrunjor, in Australia! Ogopogo! Lagarfljótsormur!"

"As hyped up as Nessie is in this day and age, there is undeniable evidence and eyewitness testimony of other lake monsters existing all across the world! Only an unscientific fool would be so blind to deny these truths!"

*deep inhale*

"I am not Japan's foremost cryptozoologist, no. That honor lies elsewhere. I am..."

"...not going to tell you my name until I know your name first!"

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"P-Pardon…? Euh…"

"I-I’m fairly certain that-that all the water. Er…. froze? Yes. That it a-all froze during th-th-the last… ice… age."

"…Wh-Which begs the question… of why you would… think the ear-ear-earth’s water didn’t all freeze."

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"It didn't all freeze because the event that "killed off" the dinosaurs-"

And yes, Rohan is indeed doing air quotes. Your senses are correct, folks.

"-happened on a much smaller scale than what they're admitting to. Duh."

"That is neither here nor there, though. Pockets of water warm enough for a small population of aquatic reptiles to survive existed, even during the "massive" cooling that took place soon after. Mammals rose up, things supposedly evolved from other things, yaddah yaddah yaddah. 

"Nessie and her modern-day kin are a lineage hailing back to those survivors, and have remain scattered and hidden ever since. Basic cryptozoology."

"Which brings me back to the terror and the fury of...the Mongolian Death Worm..."

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"The ultimate insect…"

"Or perhaps the ultimate menace...you fool..."

"Such a cryptid is far more dangerous than anything else, barring a rampaging plesiosaur!"

"And yes, plesiosaurs are still alive. You really think all water on this planet froze during the last Ice Age?"

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"It's Monday night, and I am still alive."

"For how long, though..."

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"I am cold...perhaps there is an ectoplasmic buildup in the surrounding area..."

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the tinfoil looks like a fucking rock sorry im a scrub

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Ethics in alien journalism is a hot topic tonight

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ok possible new OC?, Shiratori Shiba: SHSL Psuedoarchaeologist; she specializes in alien theories and pyramidology as well as studies OOParts

shes also really, really, mean.

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Decrypted Chat Log #148

Word around some weird parts of the net is that somebody was trickling out information about a mover and shaker of the information scene. Some wikileaks, NSA shit, everyone was saying. 

All the accounts that dropped the encrypted files have since been set to private, or deleted entirely. Managing to decrypt the files reveals their content, along with a picture of a...shiba inu in every folder...?

Unfortunately for spectators looking for something earth-shattering, all the ones deciphered so far have been about our very own Rohan Yoshikage. 

Who would ever want to read about him?

[11/27/XX, 1:06:26 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Listen here, you dense callous on the ass of enlightenment. [11/27/XX, 1:06:45 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I am risking not only my location, [11/27/XX, 1:06:49 AM] John_D_Smith_01: but also my very LIFE [11/27/XX, 1:07:10 AM] John_D_Smith_01: contacting your (regrettably too public) profile here. [11/27/XX, 1:07:50 AM] John_D_Smith_01: However, you have been a thorn in my side, along with many other concerned truthseekers' sides as well. [11/27/XX, 1:08:15 AM] シバーちゃん (　´ω｀): Oh? Me? Do you have the wrong person? [11/27/XX, 1:08:48 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Don't play coy with me, Shiratori. [11/27/XX, 1:09:11 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You think I could EVER get my information wrong? [11/27/XX, 1:09:15 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Unlike yourself? [11/27/XX, 1:09:41 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Me, wrong? Color me confused. Please present some cited evidence. [11/27/XX, 1:13:17 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): You seem to be taking a long time Yoshikage-kun, it must be hard trying to put together your strawman arguments. [11/27/XX, 1:13:29 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You stated in your most recent interview with the (shudder...) American "History Channel" that "there is nearly no evidence of extraterrestrial influence found around the Pyramids of Giza", and that claims of the [11/27/XX, 1:13:32 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Wait [11/27/XX, 1:13:39 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Who's name is that? [11/27/XX, 1:13:54 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I don't know anyone by the name you just stated. [11/27/XX, 1:13:59 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ohhhh? Ohoho.....Oh...... [11/27/XX, 1:15:02 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I am John Smith, a commenter on your blog postings and (disinfo) videos. [11/27/XX, 1:18:57 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah, my apologies Smith-kun....but perhaps you do have the wrong person? I am a firm believer, and have seen with my own two eyes, the stark evidence facing us when it comes to extraterrestrial involvement in the building of pyramids. This I fully support in most of my overviews of Pyramidology. Have you not read them? [11/27/XX, 1:21:14 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Of COURSE I have read them, and of COURSE I do not have the wrong person! Those pitiful excuses of studies read like the Sunday Shonen! [11/27/XX, 1:21:31 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Or in my American terms, the Sunday funny pages! [11/27/XX, 1:22:44 AM] John_D_Smith_01: What you suggest in those documents is simply incorrect. [11/27/XX, 1:23:27 AM] John_D_Smith_01: It was not extraterrestrial forces that helped engineer such mighty pillars of mathematical and architectural brilliance, [11/27/XX, 1:23:36 AM] John_D_Smith_01: but interdimensional! [11/27/XX 1:23:38 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You fool! [11/27/XX 1:23:41 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You cad! [11/27/XX, 1:23:43 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You [11/27/XX, 1:23:50 AM] John_D_Smith_01: absolute shit for brains! [11/27/XX, 1:24:28 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah. So you must have been there? To the pyramids? With a research team? [11/27/XX, 1:25:08 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I have taken a vacation there, during summer holiday from my American schoolings! [11/27/XX, 1:26:31 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): And so? You must also be extensively knowledgable in pyramidology? [11/27/XX, 1:28:08 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I have been told (BY A VERY REPUTABLE SOURCE, MIND YOU) that pyramidal overlays and solar iconography suggest the influence of those humans who are far enough along in our own timeline to have perfected some form of time travel! [11/27/XX, 1:29:05 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Thus, those beings have traveled throughout time to have reached an enlightened state! [11/27/XX, 1:29:31 AM] John_D_Smith_01: They returned to their ancestral home planet to ensure that the road to their own creation happened! [11/27/XX, 1:29:39 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Do your goddamn research! [11/27/XX, 1:30:12 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The extraterrestrials interested in our planet are AGAINST the Ascendent Beings! [11/27/XX, 1:30:24 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ANYONE with half a brain would know that! [11/27/XX, 1:31:23 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): But humans? Carbon based life forms which, if you have forgotten Smith-kun, share 96-99% similar DNA to Chimpanzees. I find it very much a stretch to say something, so very easily comparable to the Cockroach of mammals, could possibly gain what you seem to believe is "enlightenment". [11/27/XX, 1:32:52 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): When, do you expect me to believe, what year exactly, do these walking meat bags, finally gain access to the full percentile of their brain? I simply don't see it happening. [11/27/XX, 1:33:06 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I never said how far along our advancement in evolution was before we discovered sustainable, non-paradoxical time travel. I cannot answer that one, but rest assured it is a point in time where we are above the mindless masses I strive to save day in and day out! [11/27/XX, 1:33:56 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Hmmm, that is very wishful thinking isn't it Smith-kun? Did you read about that in your "American Sunday Funny Papers"? [11/27/XX, 1:36:26 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): While I certainly believe the Egyptians in piticular were a certain kind of enlightened on levels we still have yet to fully comprehend, they certainly did not reach it by any human means. [11/27/XX, 1:36:33 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The "extraterrestrial"-appearing figures and carvings, paintings, stories, et cetera, all appear more akin to something more human than from beyond the stars. The rules of a rounded skull, front-facing eyes, and symmetrical extremities is something unique amongst predatory species found on Earth. NOT on other planets. The examples that the general media sees as "alien" are quite simply no more alien than one's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild! [11/27/XX, 1:37:06 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah, Smith-kun, are you not familiar with skin-changers? [11/27/XX, 1:37:14 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ... [11/27/XX, 1:37:28 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Do...do not try to bring those creatures into this debate! [11/27/XX, 1:37:38 AM] John_D_Smith_01: They are more infernal than astral! [11/27/XX, 1:38:12 AM] John_D_Smith_01: My money is on them being some sort of fae, if I'm going to give you a smidgen of my own subjective mind for a moment. [11/27/XX, 1:38:16 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Skinchanging is more than occult and folklore, it is a very feasable means of camoflauge for species not of this earth. [11/27/XX, 1:38:27 AM] John_D_Smith_01: As opposed to the OBJECTIVE FACT I have been spitting out. [11/27/XX, 1:38:52 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Fae? Did your old American grandmother tell you that one? [11/27/XX, 1:39:26 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The Fae and their home dimension of Arcadia are NOT to be spoken ill of. [11/27/XX, 1:39:36 AM] John_D_Smith_01: They are our cousin species. [11/27/XX, 1:40:20 AM] John_D_Smith_01: While we were created from the wet earth of this planet, they were crafted from the ether of space! [11/27/XX, 1:40:34 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ...metaphorically/metaphysically speaking. [11/27/XX, 1:41:05 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Since the Evolutionary Theory is still the end-all be-all on physical origins of the human race. [11/27/XX, 1:41:14 AM] John_D_Smith_01: But as for metaphysical? [11/27/XX, 1:41:39 AM] John_D_Smith_01: We are of ash and of dust, they are of vacuum and of gas. [11/27/XX, 1:42:05 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Nonsensical creatures, able to shape themselves into what their souls desire. [11/27/XX, 1:42:13 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): *You, you are of ash and dust. I, Smith-kun, am something entirely different. [11/27/XX, 1:42:25 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): If you must spout these beliefs, please be correct in speaking of me. [11/27/XX, 1:42:37 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ... [11/27/XX, 1:43:01 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Do not try to trick me! To pull the wool over these green eyes! [11/27/XX, 1:43:18 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You're a sham, Shiratori. [11/27/XX, 1:43:54 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You cannot politely argue these points so you go and rely on some sort of strange, silly nonsense to try and intimidate me! [11/27/XX, 1:44:36 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): My intent is not at all to be intimidating, but spread the knowledge I have acumulated about my origins, as well as the origins of the human race. [11/27/XX, 1:44:52 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Perhaps, the truth is intimidating to you, Smith-kun. [11/27/XX, 1:45:01 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): But to me, it is empowering. [11/27/XX, 1:45:35 AM] John_D_Smith_01: It is my goal to not only spread the knowledge of the cosmos we are stuck in, [11/27/XX, 1:46:04 AM] John_D_Smith_01: but to be able to have others use that knowledge to free themselves from the imprisonment they have allowed themselves to fall under! [11/27/XX, 1:46:34 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I fear only for the pitiful few who turn a blind eye to the truth...or worse... [11/27/XX, 1:46:40 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Allowing themselves to believe in their human superiority is quite harmful, if you didn't realize. [11/27/XX, 1:47:27 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Harmful to the overlords that were never human to begin with, certainly. [11/27/XX, 1:47:41 AM] John_D_Smith_01: But, as a human, I fail to see the flaw in that. [11/27/XX, 1:48:47 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Realizing the futility of your existence is indeed a depressing thing isn't it. I suppose I can understand why you strive so hard against the grain to prove you are living for something worthwhile, and that your species will continue to excel and make amazing leaps on its own, without the help it so clearly recieves. [11/27/XX, 1:49:35 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): So I do commend your work, I have nothing but amiable feelings for you Smith-kun, even as you so relentlessly berate and belittle me with your small man words. [11/27/XX, 1:50:17 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I AM NOT A SMALL MAN AND I AM LIVING FOR THE LIVE'S OF BILLIONS [11/27/XX, 1:50:35 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I AM ROHAN YOSHIKAGE, BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [11/27/XX, 1:50:55 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah, Hello Yoshikage-kun. So nice of you to join me tonight. [11/27/XX, 1:51:21 AM] John_D_Smith_01: MY RUSE TO GET YOU AT YOUR MOST VULNERABLE [11/27/XX, 1:51:24 AM] John_D_Smith_01: HAS WORKED! [11/27/XX, 1:51:31 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I am not this John Smith! [11/27/XX, 1:51:55 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I am Rohan Yoshikage! Your formidable foe of both the mind AND the spirit! [11/27/XX, 1:52:06 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): I believe that was very aparent to me from the beginning. [11/27/XX, 1:52:47 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Yes, it indeed was apparent to you that I would be a match for your disinfo...ever since we first met... [11/27/XX, 1:53:16 AM] John_D_Smith_01: But, I now have PROOF that you are a traitor to the human species! [11/27/XX, 1:53:32 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You have fumbled your way into a corner, Shiratori! [11/27/XX, 1:54:06 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Your words ring out true, your blackened heart (if your species even has a heart...) beats louder with every sin I sight! [11/27/XX, 1:54:49 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Oh, my heart beats beautifuly with love for sharing my knowledge with all of the universes creations. [11/27/XX, 1:54:59 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): You truly have found me out! [11/27/XX, 1:55:28 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): My love for the truth, she is all but exposed! How the crowds will stone in me in the square now.... [11/27/XX, 1:55:42 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Lies! Do not cast up humor as a defense mechanism! Sarcasm is one of the trickier human nuances to nail down... [11/27/XX, 1:55:54 AM] John_D_Smith_01: It's almost commendable, in a way. [11/27/XX, 1:56:15 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You truly are dedicated to that pitiful guise you wear. [11/27/XX, 1:56:36 AM] John_D_Smith_01: With those strange droopy socks and overcoat that isn't NEARLY as cool as my own! [11/27/XX, 1:56:40 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Pitiful? You find the human female pitiful? [11/27/XX, 1:56:44 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You look like a dracula! [11/27/XX, 1:56:49 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Oh, I am learning so much about you Yoshikage-kun [11/27/XX, 1:56:57 AM] John_D_Smith_01: As if! [11/27/XX, 1:57:28 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The only female out there for me is a noble, pure warrior of truth...just like myself... [11/27/XX, 1:57:51 AM] John_D_Smith_01: She would NEVER be as vile as a 3DPD like you! [11/27/XX, 1:58:02 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ESPECIALLY since she is human! [11/27/XX, 1:58:29 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You have declared it yourself. In this very conversation. [11/27/XX, 1:58:34 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You are not a human being. [11/27/XX, 1:58:44 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You are something far more sinister... [11/27/X, 1:58:56 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I have had my suspicions for quite some time, but this... [11/27/XX, 1:59:08 AM] John_D_Smith_01: ...this is my shining hour! [11/27/XX, 1:59:13 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Speak, creature! [11/27/XX 1:59:27 AM] John_D_Smith_01: What manner of threat are you? [11/27/XX, 1:59:31 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Now what do you aim to do? Get the government to dissect me? [11/27/XX, 1:59:53 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): I am sure my, altogether very human parents, might have something to say about that? [11/27/XX, 2:00:24 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Mind control is so easy, even those bastards in the CIA managed to get a decent handle on it. [11/27/XX, 2:00:32 AM] John_D_Smith_01: In the 1960s, to boot! [11/27/XX, 2:00:56 AM] John_D_Smith_01: It wouldn't be difficult for a species not of my own to brainwash two normal humans. [11/27/XX, 2:00:57 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah but, Yoshikage-kun did you not say humans can rise above it? In this very conversation aswell? [11/27/XX, 2:01:07 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Who are you to claim my parents are not, astrally awakened. [11/27/XX, 2:01:14 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): After all, they are my, my very own parents. [11/27/XX, 2:02:14 AM] John_D_Smith_01: If they have spent any time around you, you disgusting thing, then they wouldn't even HAVE an astral echo. [11/27/XX, 2:02:20 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You've nulled them both. [11/27/XX, 2:02:43 AM] John_D_Smith_01: They're in the maelstrom of the void, in terms of ANY sort of umbral resonance. [11/27/XX, 2:03:03 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You're a menace, Shiratori. [11/27/XX, 2:03:09 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Shitatori. [11/27/XX, 2:03:29 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Suckuya "Shita" Shitatori. [11/27/XX, 2:04:58 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): I still require citation regaurding this, astral resonance you claim exists. You must have done studies on this yourself? Clearly. [11/27/XX, 2:05:11 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Well, of course I have! [11/27/XX, 2:05:17 AM] John_D_Smith_01: And they were good studies! [11/27/XX, 2:05:23 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I just cannot publish them. [11/27/XX, 2:05:32 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You know how much danger my life is in. [11/27/XX, 2:05:44 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I cannot reveal my findings to the public eye all at once... [11/27/XX, 2:06:00 AM] John_D_Smith_01: For it is the forces YOU are allied with who wish to destroy me! [11/27/XX, 2:06:03 AM] John_D_Smith_01: And my good name! [11/27/XX, 2:08:19 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): But, if by your logic, a Reticulian such as myself can so easily publish my papers, even whilst you are "hot on my trail" and remain unharmed? I see not how, such a great avatar of truth and human superiority such as yourself is in such danger. [11/27/XX, 2:09:01 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Your "research" is nothing but disinformation, you fuckeroni. [11/27/XX, 2:09:10 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Don't try to pretend that it isn't. [11/27/XX, 2:09:30 AM] John_D_Smith_01: If I am to be considered a rival, then treat me as such. [11/27/XX, 2:09:39 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I am a seeker of knowledge and of truth. [11/27/XX, 2:09:55 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I know bullshit when it is plopped in front of me. [11/27/XX, 2:10:09 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): As am I, we are one in the same Yoshikage-kun, your distrust of me hurts my very core. [11/27/XX, 2:11:20 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): I simply wish to unravel the mysteries laid out on this Earth, those long buried, whose bandages are numerous and the culmination of thousands of years of intergalatic interconnection. [11/27/XX, 2:11:49 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Your quest is one destined to fail! [11/27/XX, 2:12:34 AM] John_D_Smith_01: For you seek knowledge out, but you intend to use it not for the benefit of freeing those who are downtrodden by the Powers That Be. [11/27/XX, 2:12:53 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You merely wish to peer at the mysteries I deserve to see! [11/27/XX 2:13:07 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Like a kid poking roadkill with a stick! [11/27/XX, 2:15:23 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Hm, that dosen't sound like me, I think, Unveiler of the Mist or Unearther of Erudition, perhaps fit's better? [11/27/XX, 2:15:48 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): For all I am doing is, as you wish to do Yoshikage-kun, enlighten the masses about the world beyond which we owe so much to. [11/27/XX, 2:16:16 AM] John_D_Smith_01: How about Guzzler of the Piss? I feel as though that's INCREDIBLY fitting for you. [11/27/XX, 2:16:26 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Especially hearing rumors of what you smell like up close. [11/27/XX, 2:17:13 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Oh, you like my perfume? It's Chanel. [11/27/XX, 2:17:49 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I wouldn't dare hazard even a passing molecule of yourself entering my body. [11/27/XX, 2:17:54 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Absolutely sickening. [11/27/XX, 2:20:42 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I have made my case. You have made yourself a fool. This chat has been logged, screenshotted, copied multiple times, put in a cloud storage service, bitscrambled, and I am currently in the process of having each copy hide itself in a node of a LONG defunct IT server's private memory. [11/27/XX, 2:21:07 AM] John_D_Smith_01: To which only *I* have access to, since I'm the one who is still paying for that server's upkeep! [11/27/XX, 2:21:20 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The world WILL know the truth about you, my friend... [11/27/XX, 2:21:28 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Oh, I would be careful about that you know, since you've told me now... is it truly safe? [11/27/XX, 2:21:42 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Are you willing to wager on it? [11/27/XX, 2:21:51 AM] John_D_Smith_01: This is not my first "rodeo". [11/27/XX, 2:22:12 AM] John_D_Smith_01: I would not tell you these things if I did not have the UTMOST of faith in my abilities. [11/27/XX, 2:22:19 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Pleb. [11/27/XX, 2:22:42 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Certainly, the Earth would be a much different place if faith alone got things done. [11/27/XX, 2:23:21 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): However, it is in the end, action which deciphers the outcomes of all battles. [11/27/XX, 2:23:51 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Being active, not reactive, is the key, Yoshikage-kun. [11/27/XX, 2:24:21 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): As I live every day, active in my search for truth and knowledge. [11/27/XX, 2:25:03 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You... [11/27/XX, 2:25:07 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Yooouuuuuuuuuuu [11/27/XX, 2:25:10 AM] John_D_Smith_01: motherfucker. [11/27/XX, 2:25:28 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The moral high ground thing isn't yours! [11/27/XX, 2:25:31 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Stop this! [11/27/XX, 2:25:33 AM] John_D_Smith_01: It is mine! [11/27/XX, 2:25:38 AM] John_D_Smith_01: Because I have morals! [11/27/XX, 2:25:51 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): You will find that I do not have sexual relations with anyones mother, as I have morals, just as you claim to have Yoshikage-kun [11/27/XX, 2:26:17 AM] John_D_Smith_01: UGH [11/27/XX, 2:26:19 AM] John_D_Smith_01: NOT [11/27/XX, 2:26:25 AM] John_D_Smith_01: LITERAL FUCKING OF THE MOTHERS... [11/27/XX, 2:26:52 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Being percise in speech is key. [11/27/XX, 2:26:53 AM] John_D_Smith_01: You're an extraterrestrial, AND you're a dense one! [11/27/XX, 2:27:07 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): If your meaning is not clear, how is your message deciphered? [11/27/XX, 2:27:08 AM] John_D_Smith_01: So much for being superior in intellect! [11/27/XX, 2:27:43 AM] John_D_Smith_01: My meaning is clear...for my HEART is clear... [11/27/XX, 2:27:57 AM] John_D_Smith_01: And my heart beats only to the sound of progression. [11/27/XX, 2:28:50 AM] シバちゃん (　´ω｀): Ah? Yes, clearly. Only a man whose heart rings true can sit himself down at night to rain a barrage of distasteful words upon a woman. [11/27/XX, 2:29:26 AM] John_D_Smith_01: We shall see, Shiratori. [11/27/XX, 2:29:34 AM] John_D_Smith_01: The world shall see. [11/27/XX, 2:29:58 AM] John_D_Smith_01: also don't talk to me on this account or else I'll hack all your shit lmaooooooooo later shitstain [11/27/XX, 2:30:11 AM] John_D_Smith_01 has blocked you from contact.

[shsl-conspiracy-blog]

"Well I’m glad SOMEONE finally said it.  

And by the way, from a professional: REALITY CHECKS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOOD NIGHT.”

"Exactly! Hollywood knows very little about how things actually operate!"

"Mostly on account of bigshots in Hollywood using Satanic and Illuminati symbols to help subconsciously influence the consumers into accepting their products without even thinking."

"Do they think we don't notice? Are they not aware that there are those still out there who are unable to be brainwashed and reprogrammed?"

[shsl-conspiracy-blog]

did the main character return to real life at the end of inception

"This is a theory, but it is one commonly agreed upon by fans of the film. Dom’s totem wasn’t the spinning top. He mentions early on in the film that it was Mal’s, his late wife, totem. He kept it for sentimental reasons. Dom’s totem was actually his wedding ring. In scenes of him in the waking world, he has it on. When it is depicted as off, it is usually when he’s in a dream."

"So the ending scene, with him and his kids, he has his wedding ring on. That’s how he knows he’s awake. Spinning the top is a red herring, and while it is a clever way to create a false sense of a suspense with a ‘cliffhanger’ such as that…"

"Rohan Yoshikage always looks far deeper into his media’s context and subtext than to fall that easily for what the masses call ‘ambiguous’!”