Queen of Disaster

" Hey-hey, darlin'! 'm name is Cassiopeia- 'm the SHSL Relationship Advisor. 's nice t'a meet ya, eh? " [Indie DR OC blog][???ship- slight NSFW is ok unless stated otherwise.]

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

gently brings life into my old blogs!!! 

it’s been a while since i was on here and im ,,kinda rusty in terms of roleplaying w/ this muse but

like for a lil starter? 

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

gently brings life into my old blogs!!! 

it’s been a while since i was on here and im ,,kinda rusty in terms of roleplaying w/ this muse but

like for a lil starter? 

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ Wh– Yer room?! Ya haven’t b'come some kind'a pervert, have ya?! ‘Cause– I’m not really t'a keen on th’ idea of gettin’ a massage in yer room!! Seems kinda shady, in ’m opinion!! ”

While her words said otherwise, she didn’t really think that he was up to anything. Sure, the previous scare had put her in a bit of a sour mood, but.. It wasn’t really enough to make her distrust him completely. Probably.

[ruruisa]

“Well, I kind of expected that type of answer,” he shrugged. “But we need a private place. I don’t want to be seen massaging you by other people.” He gave a second thought. “Ah. How about your room?” At least that is a better place for her than a boy’s room.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ ...Hm! Alright, then. Le’s go, straight away so tha’ we can get ‘t over with. “

She lightly grabbed his arm, tugging a bit to make him follow her. Her own room did sound much better... But she was still kind of worried about it, mainly because her room was horribly messy! Really, nobody wanted to show off a messy room to someone else.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ … “

She decided to let his first comment go by unnoticed- After all, she wasn’t one to pass up the chance to get a few compliments. Even if the one complimenting her almost scared her to death. She could probably let him get away with that too. Maybe. If he was lucky.

“ …Wherever. I don’ really care. “

[ruruisa]

“Let’s go to my room then,” he grinned. He wanted to test the other whether she has a common sense or not. Usually a girl wouldn’t go to a boy’s room without a good reason. It’s not that he has taken a liking on her, it’s just that he likes to play around and make fun of others.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

" Wh-- Yer room?! Ya haven't b'come some kind'a pervert, have ya?! 'Cause-- I'm not really t'a keen on th' idea of gettin' a massage in yer room!! Seems kinda shady, in 'm opinion!! "

While her words said otherwise, she didn't really think that he was up to anything. Sure, the previous scare had put her in a bit of a sour mood, but.. It wasn't really enough to make her distrust him completely. Probably.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ Not tha’ baaad..? Oiii, I don’ think ya deserve t’a be th’ judge’a tha’… “

Frowning lightly, she hummed idly while seemingly thinking about his offer. Whether or not she was actually thinking about it could be debated, however.

“ …Fine. But I swear t’a god, if ya do tha’ again– “ She paused for a quick moment, flashing a smile before speaking up once again. “ I’ll punch yer teeth out! So… Please, dear, be nice t’a me. “

[ruruisa]

He whistled. “What a beautiful smile you have.” Better not to make her mad or I won’t have a beautiful smile anymore, he laughed to himself. 

“First of all, let’s find a place to sit. Where do you prefer, milady?”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ ... “

She decided to let his first comment go by unnoticed- After all, she wasn’t one to pass up the chance to get a few compliments. Even if the one complimenting her almost scared her to death. She could probably let him get away with that too. Maybe. If he was lucky.

“ ...Wherever. I don’ really care. “

[ruruisa]

-

“Oh come on, I’m not that bad.” He definitely wanted to scare the lassie again, given the reaction was really entertaining for him. “I won’t scare you, you can believe me,”  he smirked.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ Not tha’ baaad..? Oiii, I don’ think ya deserve t’a be th’ judge’a tha’... “

Frowning lightly, she hummed idly while seemingly thinking about his offer. Whether or not she was actually thinking about it could be debated, however.

“ ...Fine. But I swear t’a god, if ya do tha’ again-- “ She paused for a quick moment, flashing a smile before speaking up once again. “ I’ll punch yer teeth out! So... Please, dear, be nice t’a me. “

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

Letting out a quick, irritated sigh, Cassiopeia simply attempted to resist hitting him in the face. Maybe it was wrong of her to think that she’d be able to talk to herself so casually out loud, but… She still couldn’t help but feel as if it was his fault.

“ I wanted… A massage. Not a fuckin’ heart attack… “

[ruruisa]

“So I did it wrong then? My bad,” he smirked, adjusting his beanie. “Well, both bring almost the same result, so whatever.” He then looked at her. “Then, do you want a proper massage? I can do it if you want.”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ ...I’unno. “

She raised an eyebrow, giving the male a doubtful look. Really, as wonderful as it sounded with a massage right about now, she still wasn’t completely convinced that he wouldn’t try anything funny. 

“ Y’know, I don’ think I can trust ya anymore--! I don’ want ya t’a scare ‘m like tha’ again. “

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ AiiieEEEE!!! “

She basically jumps through the roof at the other’s sudden appearance, both horrified and utterly shocked. It doesn’t take long until she calms down, though, and tries to pull herself together enough to be able to form a complete sentence.

“ Wh- What th’ hell was tha’ for?! Y-Ya jerk… “

[ruruisa]

He pretended to be innocent, hiding the intention that he really wanted to scare her from the very beginning. And it worked. ‘…. Her reaction was priceless…’ he thought to himself, almost bursting into laugh.

“What are you talking about? You were the one who wanted the massage, am I wrong?”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

Letting out a quick, irritated sigh, Cassiopeia simply attempted to resist hitting him in the face. Maybe it was wrong of her to think that she’d be able to talk to herself so casually out loud, but... She still couldn’t help but feel as if it was his fault.

“ I wanted... A massage. Not a fuckin’ heart attack... “

[ruruisa]

-

Suddenly, he came from behind, trying to scare her. He slowly put his hand on her shoulder, and pinched it.

“Here, a massage.”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ AiiieEEEE!!! “

She basically jumps through the roof at the other’s sudden appearance, both horrified and utterly shocked. It doesn’t take long until she calms down, though, and tries to pull herself together enough to be able to form a complete sentence.

“ Wh- What th’ hell was tha’ for?! Y-Ya jerk... “

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

“ U-Uaahh.. I haven’t been able t’a concentrate ‘a work ‘a all th’ last few weeks... “

“ ...I think I need a massage, or somethin’. “

[shslweatherboy]

"Come out from under those blankets. It's just thunder." //YES HELLO

“T-That’s easy for you to say Cassiopeia…T-This is horrible for m-me….Urghhh…”

The frightened meteorlogist was currently nested under three blankets, all the while shaking out of fear. This was the most terrifying storm of the year so far and though he had known about it for a week and had time to prepare for it, it was still so terrifying. Of course, he hadn’t told his friend about his fear yet so she probably assumed he was overeacting to it. What a dilemma for him.

[shslweatherboy]

shsl-relationship-advisor:

“…Please… At least look ‘a me, will ya? We’re… Still inside. ‘t storm can’t hurt ya. An’ if ‘t does, I’ll give ‘t a real great beatin’, a’ight? Ya don’ have anythin’ t’a worry ‘bout!"

With a calm sigh, Cassiopeia quietly sat down beside the other, glancing nervously at the pile of blankets that was her friend- She absolutely knew that her little speech probably wasn’t very helpful, but it’s the thought that counts- Right? Yeah.

“…Meri? Yer listenin’, right? Please don’ be scared. I won’t let anythin’ happen t’a ya, ‘kay? I promise!”

“I-I hear you loud and clear Cassiopeia but I’m still scared…Please don’t go beating up the storm t-though as I don’t want you to get hurt by it…”

Her words appeared to have had some affect on the boy as the pile of blankets had stopped shaking as violently. Of course he was still spooked but having Cassiopeia tell him that made him feel better. Maybe he would be okay to tell her about it right?…

“Cassiopeia, can I tell you something about me? It would help e-explain my current actions a bit if I told you…”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

"Uuh... Sure, whateva'. I won't beat 't up. I guess. Tho' I can't promise nothin'."

Someone stop this girl. Please.

The advisor was honestly really relieved that he had stopped shaking- And it almost served as some kind of vague confirmation that she had done okay. Thank god. Before he spoke again, she gently gave the pile of blankets a happy pat where she assumed his head was. Hopefully. "Yeah! A'course. Ya can tell me anythin', sweetheart! 'm a really good listener, honestly- So go ahead. Whenever yer ready!"

[shslweatherboy]

"Come out from under those blankets. It's just thunder." //YES HELLO

“T-That’s easy for you to say Cassiopeia…T-This is horrible for m-me….Urghhh…”

The frightened meteorlogist was currently nested under three blankets, all the while shaking out of fear. This was the most terrifying storm of the year so far and though he had known about it for a week and had time to prepare for it, it was still so terrifying. Of course, he hadn’t told his friend about his fear yet so she probably assumed he was overeacting to it. What a dilemma for him.

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

"...Please... At least look 'a me, will ya? We're... Still inside. 't storm can't hurt ya. An' if 't does, I'll give 't a real great beatin', a'ight? Ya don' have anythin' t'a worry 'bout!"

With a calm sigh, Cassiopeia quietly sat down beside the other, glancing nervously at the pile of blankets that was her friend- She absolutely knew that her little speech probably wasn't very helpful, but it's the thought that counts- Right? Yeah.

"...Meri? Yer listenin', right? Please don' be scared. I won't let anythin' happen t'a ya, 'kay? I promise!"

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

Prompts & Inquiries

❂ -- It's incredibly hot outside and my muse is trying to persuade yours to go swimming together.

☁︎ -- A dream (or nightmare) about your muse.

❆ -- It's snowing and my muse slips on ice, accidentally crashing into your muse.

☯ -- My muse meets yours in a tranquil setting.

✆ -- A text message from my muse.

◎ -- It's raining and my muse finds yours outside completely drenched and crying.

☂ -- My muse encounters yours just as it starts to rain.

✑ -- Something my muse has written about your muse. ( Could be a letter, drawing, etc. )

↭ -- My muse is lost and stops to ask your muse for directions.

⌖ -- My muse's reaction to accidentally shooting your muse.

◌ -- Some of my muse's thoughts about your muse.

☉ -- My muse is undressing when your muse accidentally walks into the room.

✬ -- My muse conveys one of their wishes to you.

¤ -- In some turn of events, your muse ends up staying with mine.

❅ -- Our muses are trying to warm up after spending a day outside in the snow.

♪ -- My muse walks in on your muse singing to themselves.

❊❁ -- My muse gives yours some flowers.

❁ -- My muse's reaction to receiving a rose from your muse.

✧ -- A kiss from my muse to yours.

○ -- My muse's reaction to being kissed by yours.

♡ -- A romantic gift from my muse.

[shslweatherboy]

❣ !!!! // also .... hello again friendo B)

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"I hope she’s alright in all forms…I missed her while she was gone…"

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

// i just rememered that i still have this account?? chris t ...

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

" ... "

" ...'s 't okay t'a give out valentines day chocolate now? I made some... Fo' someon'... But... 's probably too late... t'a give 't to 'em... "

[ruruisa]

☎

Send me ‘☎’ for my characters reaction to yours calling them at two in the morning.

shsl-relationship-advisor

He was sleeping on his bed in his pitch-black dorm, until  his phone rang, waking him up. “… Who the hell calls me at 2 am? ” He groaned. His eyes were slightly closed, as the phone screen was too bright. He looked at the name ‘Cass’ written on the screen. “Huh..?” He answered the phone. “Dude, do you know what time is it now..?” he yawned.

[ruruisa]

-

"Ahh sorry, you probably couldn’t see much ‘cus… haha ya know," he chuckled, after remembering her height. After a few minutes of journey, they finally passed through the school gate. He found his way to the parking area, before slowing down and stopped. "We’re here."

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

"Don’ laugh just ‘cuz ‘m shorter than ya! ‘s not my fault yer like, taller than ‘t school.. hrm…" She mumbled something to herself, removing the helmet when they arrived and brushing her hand through her hair to straighten it out a bit. "Hmm.. Yer still gonna have’ta carry ‘m again! ‘m not walkin’ after fallin’ down ‘t stairs. Nope, tha’s not happenin’. I hope ya don’ mind, hehe!"

[ruruisa]

"Huh?" He parked his motorcycle, turned off the engine, and put the keys in his pocket. "Ah yea I forgot. You fell from the stairs ‘cus you were high as hell," he muttered. "No prob, I don’t mind," he carried the advisor from the seat. As he put her down, he crouched onto the floor. "Here, a ‘ride’," he mumbled, as he turned his head behind. "Come on! Or you want me to carry you in the arms?"

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

"High ‘s hell… Nah, ‘m gonna say ‘t was just an accident.. Tha’ ‘appened ‘cuz I wasn’t lookin’ where I was goin’! Yep, ‘t ‘as nothin t’a do with alcohol… ‘a all.. Hehe.." With a small yawn, she crawled up on his back and giggled. "Yippee! ‘s like a horsey!! ‘les go! Right now! An’ dont ya even think ‘bout fallin’ over or nothin’ when ‘m on ‘ere!"

[ruruisa]

He rolled his eyes. “Yea yea yea, whatever you say. Not because of alcohol, huh? Right,” he mumbled sarcastically. When he saw the other yawned, he somehow yawned as well. “Shit, it must be really late now.” When he felt the other climbed on his back, he stood up, holding both of her calves with his hands. “Then don’t speak too much, or I’ll really drop you,” he muttered. Of course, he wasn’t being serious. “Where’s your room? Show me the way.”

[shsl-relationship-advisor]

"Nope! Nothin' 'a all. 'm sober, I swear.." Lauging a little, she carefully rested her head on his shoulder. "I hope yer not bein' serious. 'Cause if ya are, I think 'm gonna cry.. Ufufu. Anyways... 'm room 's.. Uh... 's... On 't.. Third floor... I think. Yeah, probably."