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❝Hello there. My name is Bland Whitaker. You might know me as Pink Lemonade Royalty if you've ever read my Advice Column. If you ever need help with anything don't be afraid to ask okay? I'm the SHSL Advice Columnist for a reason.❞ ◤Indie Blog◢ ((！Bland is a cis male so he uses he/him/himself ！))

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((I need to actually get on here)) 

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((I’m so sorryI keep getting distracted with school and stuff. I will be back soon though. I may or may not make a promo post and change some things around. ))

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cinemagraph artist on instagram

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cinemagraph artist on instagram

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I don’t know what action this is but Raptor Cap is a gift

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“I swear I’m not addicted to smash I was just trying to finish the story mode.” He said as if anyone had accused him of it. 

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things I shouldn’t have said while playing games

Feel free to change pronouns if needed!

TW: Swearing

“Bitch, didn’t I just give you a flower?” “Why do everyone want to be in love today?” “I help you propose and my thanks is a fucking electric fan?!” “Did you really think you could hide a big ass bouquet like that behind your back?” “This crazy fucker jumped out my closet!” “Why am I so bad at this? It’s only been over 10 years!” “Oh no…she’s going to pass out on the spot.” “Back at it again with this nasty fruitcake no one wants.” “Y’all getting too comfortable in my house.” “Damn! She’s buff!” “Ooooh, collecting collars? Someone’s kinky.” “I almost forget he was married.” “Thanks for putting the plate in the middle of the floor after you’re done!” “Dude, I’m trying to eat. Get your thirsty ass out of here!” “*hums and mumbles Friends Theme Song*” “Worked for one day and already got a promotion…sweet!” “This vampire thought she was gonna get me? Ha.” “I’m eating applesauce right now, get out my house.” “They got the wrong one today, I ain’t dealing with this crap.” “That sounds more like a ‘you’ problem and not a ‘me’ problem.” “I’m kicking all these guys out, they killing my good vibes.” “Wow this place is totally dead.” “Why do people always gotta lick the sword? That’s just unsanitary.” “This fucker got the nerve to invite me to this disaster party and just dip on me!” “Just going to sleep in this bush right here.” “Calm down, I don’t want your man.” "Every time you invite me somewhere it turns into a disaster.” “She disco danced in my life and moon walked into my heart.” “Do you really I’m scared of someone wearing purple crocs? “Wish this guy would stop creeping on me right now.”

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((Hey I’m still here just caught a cold I’ll reblog memes soon or maybe work on a new blog)) 

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artificenightmare‌:

Reblog if

You are still going to be here after the change. If your characters and relationships you’ve made on this shit storm of a site, is too important to abandon.

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((also if anyone wants a starter or something like this post or reply to it. And I’ll try to whip up something. Or you can link me to an open starter or starter meme))

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((just incase tumblr deletes this blog for some reason I’m cattomboy or cat-tom-boy most places online and can give my discord if you want to ask for it. 

I’m like 78% tumblr staff will back track fast cause their bot is being shown as a complete mess)) 

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind - Episode 1

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((*falls into here* Groups are crazy

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“You can touch my hair but don’t mess it up!” -thenotesofaveryoddgirl

“So don’t take out the ponytail?” Bland asked. He hoped he wasn’t bad enough to be able to take a ponytail out on accident. He was pretty sure he wasn’t that bad.