Match.com is for losers

Indie| RP| OC| Dangan Ronpa "Eun-Ae Joo at your service! Ya can also call me SHSL Matchmaker if you want! I also work as a relationship therapist, but of course, matchmaking is my thing! Don't you just love love?"

[lionhxrt]

Reblog if your muse has no date for Tumblr Prom.

[shslmatchmake]

ne ne ne papa holy shit the hetalians are here

[shslmatchmake]

dumb seigestu cheeb for ur bloge

shslmovieactor

[ruskiassassin]

Send me a ღ and my muse will tell yours one of the following;

[consultingdevil-archive-deactiv]

Come to bed

Go to bed

Kiss me please

Tie me up, tie me down

I’d like a snuggle

Hold me tight

I got your back

Back off

[shslweddingdress-blog]

"Ah…hi, I, um, need you to reblog this, actually.  T-that is if you’re a dangan ronpa rp blog!"

"D-d-don’t feel pressured to!  I-I just…oh…,"

"I-I mess everything up!  I-I-I’m sorry!  I-I just wanted some friends!"

[shslmatchmake]

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Chocolate

{ HOW U MAKE FUCKING CHOCOLATE UR WELCOME SON }

[shslreserved]

A New Student Appears?

"Aw, sweet!! This campus friggin’ huuuuuuge!!! I wonder if I’ll get in trouble if I use my skateboard here heheh…"

"Oh! Sorry about that! I’m a new student at Hope’s Peak Academy. Errr… no, I’m not exactly a Super High School Level anything but I’m a pretty good guy! I’m open to all kinds of friends here, heh!"

"So if you can do me an awesome favor and reblog this is you’re a Dangan Ronpa RP Blog, canon/ocs, because I’d love to get to know and follow everyone here!

Thanks dudes! And dudettes haha!”

[shslmatchmake]

The boy gives you a curious glance before pulling out a pen and paper, scribbling down an introduction. "Hey, i dont think i've seen you here before." it reads.

The foreign exchange student raised an eyebrow at the message, why would he write instead of talking? Eun-Ae shrugged and gave a smile.

"Well, Pleasure to meet you! Name is Eun-Ae, Super High School Level Matchmaker!"

[shslpaperfolder]

The boy continued to scribble a response.

"Kieren Santas. SHSL Origamist."

Kieren looked thoughtfully at the girl thinking of a response to her title.

"You are a matchmaker? Then you have quite the perceptive abilities to organize people, correct?"

[shslmatchmake]

She widened her eyes at such a foreign name, perhaps he was an exchange student too?

"Ah, that would explain that paper crane button on your hoodie."

The matchmaker was actually pretty interested into the fact that the school would request students with such specific titles.

"Yes sir indeed! Heh, it's about time that someone in this school would actually be familiar with my title!"

[shslmatchmake]

"H-Hi my names Axel!"

"Hey there Axel! No need to be shy, after all, you’re wearing cosplay ears in public.."

[shslmatchmake]

The boy gives you a curious glance before pulling out a pen and paper, scribbling down an introduction. "Hey, i dont think i've seen you here before." it reads.

The foreign exchange student raised an eyebrow at the message, why would he write instead of talking? Eun-Ae shrugged and gave a smile.

"Well, Pleasure to meet you! Name is Eun-Ae, Super High School Level Matchmaker!"

[shslmatchmake]

"So, tomorrow's white day, huh?"

"I'll probably gonna get nothing."

[guertena-mistake]

Magic!Anon Commands

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 2 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides) for 2 hours

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for an hour

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies) for 2 hours

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies) for 5 hours

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.

Reverse: Muse’s personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 5 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 3 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it for 3 hours

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 1 day

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 2 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for 3 hours

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides

Mute: Your character is mute.  They can’t speak until they are in the presence of someone twerking while claiming they are a chocobo or three days pass.

[shslmatchmake]

I HAVE A F UCKINBG CRAVING FOR MACARONS AND I CAN'T TRUST YELP IF THE BAKERIES HERE SELL MACARONS I'M JUST

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Send my muse an outfit you want them in. "I want to see you in a _____"

The Twist: They have to wear it.

[inboxideas]

What drew you to my OC?

There are tons out there, so tell me what you liked about mine.

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[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[insolencing]

um guys… i wished for the guy i liked to like me back, AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE ASKED ME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY LIKE WHAT THE ACTUALL LEGIT FUCK!?!?!?!??!

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

i reblogged this at the beginning of the year wishing for a job and well by the end of january i got an interview and was hired on the spot so yeah

[some-annoying-author-blog]

A new story!

shslmatchmake

"Oh….Uh…H….H-Hi…"

[shslmatchmake]

"An Author eh? How about we write a romance novel together~?"