Sexual Adviser

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"Yeah, mostly. He was revered in a sense." he said and made his way inside Kurtis’ room. "I like classic rock the most, but I don’t think that’s music to dance to." he noted and walked over, sitting on the edge of Kurtis’ bed and poking at the buttons on the stereo.

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"Any music is music to dance to. Sometimes it's just a matter of tempo." He mused, crouching by the stereo. From his pocket he pulled out a rather outdated looking MP3 player, and from under the bed he pulled out an audio cable. He connected the ends to the player and the stereo, and after a moment of cycling through songs he left it at 'Oh! Darling' by the Beatles. He figured the slower tempo would help Khu not worry about pace as much. He bowed playfully and extended his hand as invitation. "So tell me more about Anubis. How exactly would one show their respect and reverance for him?"

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"Yes, he was cut up by the jealous God, Seth." he said, nodding. A hint of interest and a sense of pleasure came from his voice, since Kurtis seemed to know some information about the myths and legends. "And Anubis was the god of mummification and the afterlife, he was said to be the one who resided over the death of Pharaoh’s and who lead their souls and necessities to the afterlife." he added, his voice becoming much more pleased, the subject of Anubis always made Khu happy for some reason, though he wasn’t sure why.

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"So Anubis was a good god of death, instead of a feared reaper?" They'd arrived at his dorm, but he still listened attentively, even as he fumbled with the lock. When he managed to get it open, he politely held the door open for Khu to go in first. His room was rather plain. A painting or two was hung up, a plant off in one corner, but aside from that the room was mostly populated by books and boxed filled with files, the boxes mostly crowded around a writing desk. His bed had a array of strangely shaped pillows, and a stereo sat at the end of the bed on a chest. "Home sweet home. What kind of music you like best?"

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"Hm? Well…I suppose I’ve taken a strong liking to Anubis and Osiris. Anubis is the God of Death and Osiris is the God of the Underworld. I’m not sure why, I just prefer them a lot." he said and shrugged, looking into the distance of the wall next to him as he spoke. He followed behind Kurtis closely to make sure he had him in the corner of his eye at least, that way he would know where he was going.

[shslsexpert]

"They're interesting fellows. Didn't Osiris get cut up in a bunch of pieces and spread over the world?" He didn't remember much about ancient Egypt from grade school, but he remembered that much.  "I never really understood Anubis. All I remember is him residing over mummification or something. What kind of guy was he supposed to be?"

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Khu gasped a bit as he was suddenly twirled by Kurtis, blushing when he was pulled back in. He quickly looked down to hide his face. “I think this would be much easier with music and in a private room, and quiet honestly I think the only over stepping  you’re doing is with your feet.” Khu said, adding that last note of sarcasm to make himself shake away some uncertain feelings.

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He laughed, a single note. "I'll make sure to shorten my gait, then," he said with a smirk, releasing Khu and leading him to his room. "You said you were an egyptian mythologist, right? You got a particular focus, or even a favourite?" he asked, just making conversation to make the journey go by quicker.

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Khu repeated what he did last time, letting Kurtis lead and just trying to make sure he didn’t step on his feet. His eyes were facing down almost constantly until he actually managed to find the beat with Kurtis and dance along with him, almost tripping once or twice. He looked up at him, his cheeks slightly pink, but he thought it was more because of how close they are. Body heat. He told himself, It’s just body heat. "Ah, I think..I like this one better. It’s much easier." he noted and then looked to the side a bit. "It would be nicer with music though, now that I think about it." he said.

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He smiled, his gaze never leaving Khu, since he knew the steps well enough not to have to look. "It goes with the body's natural rotations better, since you face the same way instead of in opposition, like most dances." He took the opportunity to twirl Khu, smirking at him a bit as he reeled him back in. "I would invite you to my room to dance with music, but I wouldn't want to overstep myself - or give you the wrong idea. "

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Khu hesitated, he didn’t want this to end yet. He actually kind of enjoyed being around Kurtis besides, he had nothing else to do. “Sure, you can show me the ah, lindy hop.” he said and shrugged.

[shslsexpert]

"Alright then. Lindy hop it is."

"It's a bit of a weirder one. You start by connecting your hips, like this-" He stood beside Khu, putting his hand on his back, taking the other's in his opposite hand. "- and you bounce to the rhythm. It's less stepping, and more shuffling, really. You take one step back - then slide forward, then step-step-step, before repeating it again. Like so." He went through it in slow motion with him, guiding him along. He repeated it a couple of times. "Then - you can transition by turning around, changing direction, while still doing the same directional steps. We'll still be connected, but facing the same way. So, like how your feet should slide, your arm - the one whose hand I'm holding - should slide along your partner's back." He demonstrated, releasing Khu's hand, turning with him and sliding that hand along his back, the other arm stretching out free. "Then repeat the cycle once, and return to the original position. You can also rotate a bit in the original position - though as the lead I'm the one doing the rotating - to add variation. A lot of gentle back-and-forth, really. Though again, the professionals can get pretty intense." Instead of stopping after the full 'lesson', he kept up the invisible beat with Khu, smiling down at him.  "So? You like this more, or is the west coast swing a bit easier?"

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"A-ah…"

Mayumi was truly, honestly, struck speechless, her face slowly heating from pink to a furious red, gripping her chest tight at the shock of such compliments. It was all she could do to stare at him, as if he was about to reveal he’d just been joking.

"I… a-aah… I-Ihavetogo…!"

With that she turned, almost stumbling as she hurried away, unable to continue to face him after hearing something like that.

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"..."

"...I hope she doesn't just completely avoid me after this... yeesh..."

"Hopefully she doesn't ever forget the compliment and can make use of it. Pretty girl..."

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Khu gasped a bit when Kurtis took him by the hands but none-the-less he did the best he could to follow Kurtis’ moves. He basically let Kurtis lead him around since he himself had no idea what he was doing. He just tried to focus on not stepping on his feet which by some miracle, he actually managed to pull off. When it was over Khu slowly pulled his hands away and let them drop to his sides. “It felt…weird, I guess.” he said, rubbing his arm.

[shslsexpert]

"It always feels weird the first time. Unnatural and awkward. But it grows on ya. Sure as hell grew on me."

"You want me to show you the lindy hop now, or is it too weird to dance with no music for you?"

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  "Uh… My friends call me Sue?"

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"Sue works. I can remember Sue."

"You'll have to excuse me, but I'm questioning whether you have 'friends' instead of 'allies'. I ain't exactly familiar with your way of thinking just yet, but I have an idea."

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Dierk cringed a bit, but tried to give a reassuring smile. He failed miserably.

<…Aw… H-he sounds adorable…. Uhh-hehe…>

He thought back and tried to remember if he came in contact with Kurtis at any point. Not being able to recall it, he still felt a bit wary.

Realizing, as he took a step back slightly, that he might be coming off as a bit rude, he quickly tried to explain.

<Uh, I-I know you said you did Laundry often and all, but, uhh; I’m still a bit… frightened. Call me a pussy if you want, but, uhh; I’m deathly allergic to dog saliva. Just a little contact with it can have a really bad effect on me. S-sorry. I didn’t bother bringing an epiPen with me to the school.>

He brought his hands together and rubbed the back of his left hand a bit. Great, he just had to act like a wuss, especially over something like this. The chances that his clothing had remains of dog drool on them was minimal, unless he washed clothing the really old fashion way. It would have dried by now anyway. Why was he acting so nervous?

He breathed a bit, more embarrassed than he would have liked to admit. Of all the things to get embarrassed over in front of a SEXUAL adviser, he had to get flustered over dog spit.

…he….hehe….he… <I’m being really dumb right now. Sorry. I’m a bit stressed being over here, especially being so far away from my animals. See, I had cats, since I am unable to have a dog. When I was born my dad had to get rid of his three pure bred dogs. He’s been a bit sore about it and brings it up from time to time, but, he bought me a cat as a stress animal.

He didn’t really think it would help me since it was not ‘man’s best friend’ and all, but, I felt a lot calmer when I was with Schatz. Hehe He had a little heart around his left eye. That’s sort of why I got my tattoo on my left hand, to remind me of him when I am away from him, and for when he eventually is no longer there for me…>

He began to rub the back of his hand again, similarly to the way one would scratch the underside of a cat’s chin.

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"<No shit? Fuck, I'm sorry - the clothes I wear outside my quarters are different than in. Because of how many people I come into contact with (and closely, when it comes to clients) I got into the habit of wearing hypoallergenic stuff when out and about. Hell, I even wear gloves.>" He removed his hands from his pockets, showing him.

"<I even carry an epi because- well, let's just say that I've seen people have severe reactions to latex allergies they didn't know they had. I got trained in its use and everything, so I don't accidentally inject into a vein.>"

"<If I'd known, I woulda told you all this sooner, set your mind at ease. Sorry about causing you undue stress. I feel like an ass, now...>"

"<You know, I heard there's a couple of cat experts or something around the school. Might be they can get you in touch with some foster cats, or one of those weird cat cafés I've heard about. Certainly no replacement for a beloved pet, but might help.>"

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  "Okay i’ll admit i didnt catch it the first time"

"Xiulan Leung."

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"...If I try and pronounce that, I'm gonna butcher it. Is there something simpler I can call you? Something a stupid thick western tongue can handle?"

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(( oh boy

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  "Maybe. We’ll see"

"So. Do you have a name or do i call you the-all-knowing-sex-redhead?"

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"I stated it from the beginning, but I guess you were too focused on the sex and the red hair to catch it. I guess I know what sorts of details your mind picks up, then."

"Kurtis Mercer. Kurt for short, if you like. Do you have a name, or do I call you the-very-frank-dragon-head"

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  "….n-no I just…"

"…I-I dislike s-such things… a-as being called cute! It’s s-such a generic c-compliment, a-and certainly the sort of thing you’d say to anyone! T-therefore, I have no interest in it!"

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"Is that it? Well then, how about this: you have the delicacy of elven features overlaid on a foundation of fierce and dangerous beauty, much like I imagine the face of Mother Nature herself would be. Soft skin, but a gaze that could either turn you to stone or send yah to cloud nine dependin' on what you laced it with. Anyone who sees you probably secretly wishes for that face to bear hints of affection towards them, if only as a divine kindness and not as a hint to future yearnings, as many would probably rightly deem themselves unworthy of the latter."

"Is that enough, or do you require more mortal breath as a sacrifice of sincerity?"

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"Oh." is all that came out of Khu’s mouth at the first few statements. "I’ve never heard of either of those dances, wanna show me?" he asked, now genuinely curious what dances with those odd names would look like.

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"They were popular enough in the west in the late 50s. You don't find swing clubs on every street corner anymore, though."

"Alright, I'll show you swing, first." He took both of Khu's hands loosely. "It's important to keep your limbs relaxed, but don't worry if they aren't. You might've seen the fox trot on television, which is a slow-slow quick-quick, but swing's a little different. It's slow-slow, one-two-three, one-two-three. For the most basic of moves, on the 'slow's I step in place, while you step back. On the first set of one-two-threes, we come together with you leaning into our hands while I resist- and you can lean into me, I won't drop ya - and on the second set I use that resistance to push us back into place. Like this," He walked through the steps slowly with him. "And that's called the sugarpush. Imagine that with fast music, and it's a fun move. The second of the basic moves is common to many dances. In swing, again I stay in place during the 'slow-slow' while you move back, but then I let go of your one hand while pulling the next. All you really gotta do is follow my pull, and you'll end up twirling out to the other side of me. Then on the next round of 'slow-slow one-two-yadda', I pull us back into position. Like this," Again he guided him through the motions. "And that's all you really need to know to begin swing dancing to any beat, though obviously the experts do a lot of other moves. But that's the basics."

"How'd that feel?"

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  "…"

"I like you"

"First thing people think about me is that im in a gang"

"And theyre right"

"Yea im dangerous, but i like to keep a low profile, you know?"

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"Yeah, I getcha. I can hold my own in a fight just fine, but I don't exactly want to advertise that image either."

"If you like me, does that mean I don't have to sleep with a gun under my pillow after this?"

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Dierk couldn’t help but snicker a bit.

Hehe, <Yep. By a landslide too~! I found the whole situation sort of amusing. It was a bit awkward, but amusing nonetheless.

Hehe, sorry. I can get lost sort of easy by extreme subject changes, and try to find some sort of link. It is really hard for me to simply transition from one conversation to another without visualizing some sort of link.>

He scratched the back of his head a bit.

<But, uhh, actually. I’d like to hear about your dog, if you’d let me talk about my pets when you’re done naturally, hehe. Did you use your animal to help cope with social stress like I did?>

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"<Glad to hear you won. I'll keep the link visualization thing in mind as best I can, too.>"

"<Social stress? I guess so, now that I think about it. If I got overloaded by people I'd always go to my room. I wouldn't really acknowledge Tony, but he'd sit his head on my lap and I'd pet his head while I listened to music or read to take my mind off things.>"

"<He was a mastiff. Big ugly slobbering thing. I'd have to do laundry and clean the house up every two days because of the drool he'd leave everywhere. But I ain't exactly adverse to body fluids. Loveable guy, once you looked past that. Never barked.>"

"<He isn't dead, by the way. I just speak past-tense since I left him back in Canada with my sister. What kind of pets do you got>?