don't deal with the devil / ryuuya / chapter one (re: get killing, event, captain voting, so much im so sorry)
miracleofdespair:
Frankly, Ryuuya didn't want to go to the Light Garden. Not that he had any specific problem with the place, nah, but he wanted to see what this ever so mysterious and threatening whooOOOoo scaryyy~ voice would do if he didn’t. Ryuuya Okamura was bossed around by no disembodied voice, thank you very much!
But he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t curious about what it wanted, so he still showed up in the end. And… and…
“…haah. Hah… ahah…! Hahaha…! Gahahaha–!! Hahahahaha!!! GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!”
What a fucking riot.
The boy was doubled over, tears in his eyes, laughing with absolute delight. Was this guy serious? Was this guy absolutely serious? Did he really think this was gonna work? Ryuuya didn’t have a clue what exactly this ‘Zertro’ guy was trying to accomplish or why he was doing it but frankly he didn't care.
Did it really matter in the long run, when…
“God– ya nearly had me there, pal…! 'Ohhhh, ya gotta kill each other 'cause I say so, ohhh look at me and my scaaary eyes and scaaaary shadow arm that ain’t just cosplay contacts and props’!! Didn’t know we got to have two SHSL Edgelords around here, kehahahaha!!!”
Ryuuya slowly pulled himself back up after a couple more seconds of laughter. He set one hand on his hip, the other resting on the brim of his hat, as he took in the reactions of his peers…
…ok, maybe they didn’t think this was as funny as he did. Maybe they needed to get better senses of humor, or maybe… their fears and worries were justified? A threat like this, that kind of thing being sprung on you after waking up somewhere unknown, after being unable to get help or leave for three days… that sort of thing was terrifying.
He guessed.
Zertro had said something about roles, something Ryuuya had barely registered through how hilarious the rest of the guy’s speech was, but he figured it was worth a look-see. He whipped out his ID, looked it over…
…ah.
Hm.
Interesting.
Well, something to keep in mind, or something. Whatever. Without much another word, Ryuuya turned and took his leave. Why stick around? Why worry? Sure, the prolonged stay was a bit concerning, and he’d be lying if he wasn’t at least the tiniest bit nervous about what his peers would do, judging by some of their reactions… but… still!
What could possibly happen?
…
“Who’s gonna start the killing?”
Ryuuya had to slap a hand over his mouth to muffle the laughter pouring from it before the 'outlaw’ could even finish his speech. The rest of it only exacerbated it, and by the time he was through Ryuuya let his hand go, giggle fit now unmuffled, unleashed.
He could not be serous.
“Ohhhhh my GOD!! <Oh my god!!> Ya couldn’t stand that one guy takin’ your SHSL Edgelord title so ya had to go and stand your round, huh??? Y'know, 'this town ain’t big 'nough for th’ two of us’ – geheheheheh!!!”
He kicked his feet up on the table he was seated at, being sure to move his plate over (hey, free food was free food!) so they were safe and out of the way of his legs.
“Come on, ya can’t be for real here, none of us are gonna kill anybody just 'cause some nerd in cosplay told us to. 'nless you’re in on it, maybe that 'outlaw’ title just means you’re some kinda actor… that, or you’re just a big tryhard, keheheheh…”
He wasn’t gonna take this guy seriously if he kept insisting he was a leprechaun (whatever that was). Ryuuya went about his way with his food without another word.
…
And then… Nerd Shit.
Ryuuya thought he’d make a good leader. Not that he’d had any experience, he was generally a solo kinda guy, but… y'know, he’d still be good! He could feel it in his heart, or something! Maybe it was the ego talking.
(Hint: It was the ego talking.)
But all these people… throwing up posters and giving speeches, it all felt like the kids at his old school running for the student council or something. Something surprisingly mundane among all this weird, but it was still.
Nerd City.
He didn’t plan to run a campaign himself - as much as he thought he’d make a great leader, and as much didn’t want one of these scrubs thinking they could boss him around, it just wasn’t his kind of thing.
A girl in blue had said something about a headcount and an attack, and that was… odd. Much as he thought all this 'murder game’ hoohah wasn’t real, the scissors and that blood on it very much was. Maybe he shouldn’t be so… casual, about all this, maybe he should start being more properly worried.
…nah.
No one was missing, by the sounds of it, someone’d said some stuff about a machine and getting stuff from it (he’d have to look into that, maybe…)… people went about their way, continuing their little campaigns, and Ryuuya decided to follow suit. Well, with the former, at least, he had better things to do with his time than put up dinky little papers listing all his qualities (of which there were many, thank you very much) and give a cheesy little speech about how he’d 'keep everyone safe’ and 'look out for everybody’ and etc etc etc.
Call him when you’re not in Nerd Central, thanks.








