my words fly up

my thoughts remain below

[opera-ghost]

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out

[loveridden1999]

what are white gay men going through

[amalsoappickle]

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

[unyieldingsilence]

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[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[punkitt-is-here]

i like these two

[oilpalette]

Moonlit Kitten, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[hydro-city-zone]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[were--ralph]

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

[were--ralph]

there is no need to charge or cast i just be Knowing

[were--ralph]

Like i said dont ever fucking doubt me again

[were--ralph]

[scaryhagmother]

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.