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Guys this blog is a mess and I'm not even sorry

[fymodernfamily]

[givingblowjobs]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE

[bultaoreunae]

Summarizing K-Pop Boy Bands (part 1)

BTS

hip-hop $WAGtastic group,-turned-musical aesthetic hoes

try to be sexy but revert back to meme form the second the cameras stop rolling - there’s literally a meme for every fucking (meme)ber

everyone hopped on Jin’s dick when he went blond

Jimin’s thicc thighs and abs are a religion

what is a bias?

Yoongi is pulling a Frank Ocean on everyone atm or we are all now dead after his mixtape set fire to the Earth

GOT7

memes, memes, memes, they are them

Consists of Jackson and his 6 boyfriends. 7 if you include himself

Pull some occasional sexy BS where u gotta question the memes.

Bambam would probably dab to get out of a speeding ticket but end up getting two more and a good ass whooping

Still waiting for Mark to ditch his toxic friends

JYP’s anger is nothing compared to JB’s anger   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Monsta X

Starship’s attempt at population control bc we’re all dead

Shownu was is everyone’s bias - don’t argue with yourself

jk now u gotta deal with wonHOE sticking his abs right in front of your face lmao good luck picking a goddam favorite 

Jooheon is an actual Teletubby who didn’t make the final cast so he raps his anger away

Kihyun’s vocals will bring Obama to tears

win an award for Hyungwon’s tea sipping meme

[toriitorii]

Hey everyone I would like to introduce you to my wife.

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[indiedrone]

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

same

[paroxetini]

Jesus

[ahs-delrey]

I bet those two are couple now..

[fullblownpanic-deactivated20141]

I’m gay

[indiedrone]

me too

[kateordie]

This is such a great story

[khadidon]

“What would you do if you got cheated on?”

[sexwitsockson]

I wonder how many (“me”)’s this crazy shit got

[deusxel]

this girl is so fucking funny

[tupacbby-deactivated20181204]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[jimelody-deactivated20170608]

can we please stop commenting “I CANT UNDERSTAND” and “SPEAK ENGLISH” in every vapp broadcasts it’s disrespectful and frankly rather annoying

[bangtan]

[sam1tron]

The actor who played r2-d2 died holy shit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

2016 is getting worse and worse by the day

[avfro]

How do squads naturally occur? Like how do you find 5-6 people who will honestly fuq with you at any time of the day? I don’t even think I have a best friend, much less a couple of these dudes to call up and just kick it. I can barely get 1 or 2 people to put up with my ass for an afternoon and y’all be running around with the entire magic school bus in toe.

[onewcult]

a concept: bts getting a real break, staying with their family and rest

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[dreaming-jaybird]

‘we’re flyin awea’

[mishasminions]

THESE HUMANS

[loggednightmares]

*is still v excited about books but doesn’t have the motivation or concentration to read like I used to*

[09-30-19]

I feel so attacked because accuracy.

[astrofantastic]

[160812 ASTRO Twitter Update] 이번주가 숨가빠 활동 마지막주에요ㅜㅜ… 항상 응원해주셔서 너무 감사드리구~ 앞으로도 열심히 노력하는 성장돌되겠습니당ㅎㅎ 그리고 내일 미니팬미팅도 하니깐 많이많이 와주세용♡ 더운데 아로하 화이팅!!!💕💕

[imadeadbodyy]

I laugh every time I remember this.

[markiplierfangirlingblog]

I don’t think I’ll ever witness something more perfectly timed in my entire lifetime.

[unevaluated]

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

[fymonsta-x]

[#WONHO] Came into the dorms and lied down before washing up~ Gonna do some work today at home on my laptop ~ 🎧💻

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