trash meme central

Two hoes who stay up till 4 am writing a bunch of hoe ass shit. Outcome? Memes. MTL. Scenarios. - A&F

[highwinders]

aye, send me a kpop group and i'll answer the following

my time period as a fan / my bias among the members & why / favorite song / favorite mv / favorite choreo / favorite era / cutest member / sexiest member / best friend member / best smile / favorite rapper / favorite vocalist / favorite dancer / what i see for them in the future /

[bultaoreunae]

Summarizing K-Pop Boy Bands (part 2)

part 1

SHINee

Jesus, lets not go back in time for these hoes

Like 2009 was the YEAR of the fashion police #neverforgetKibumshalfshavedhead

Fast forward to Taemin sexually confusing EVERYONE who didn’t stan him before KEEP THE HAIR SHORT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

BUT WAIT THERES MORE - thanks Jonghyun for taking everyone’s virginity with the new solo album RIP my soul

SM wants to test the boundaries of torture with their upcoming comeback but at least I’ll die before a Trump presidency

BIGBANG

from kawaii pastel lookin-ass flower boys to party pimps with too much money to blow but they still need that fashion police omfg Daesung never bring back that bowl cut

you can make a fucking drinking game out of every time a white chick appears in their MVs

Taeyang thw type to make u fall in love with his smize but get ready to get fucked up by his The Weeknd tendencies and dont get me started on that kinky son of a bitch T.O.P

lowkey trying to escape YG’s dungeon now IKON wya

but BITCH WHEYURR IS THE MADE ALBUM????? - YG:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

EXO

Jams are so fire they snatched all of Bieber’s fans in Tokyo “I thought you’d always be mine, mine.”

So talented, you can watch them in, not one, but TWO languages you don’t know

Bacon’s body will put you to eternal rest someone escort him out

Sehun still dreams about Seungri on his lap to this day I ship it

EXO-Ls are in constant competition with ARMYS to see who’s crazier

G2G THEY LITERALLY  JUST DROPPED LOTTO AS I’M TYPING THIS DEUCES

[bultaoreunae]

BTS MTL : Getting a Tattoo

1. Jungkook: Motherfucker said himself that he wanted to be a tattoo artist. I swear to god he’ll get a gold brick or something gold related. but at the rate that bitch been drinking he’ll have plenty of tragic tattoos like a pin up tat with mom underneath. Jin wya or the fucking Playboy bunny logo to live up to his International playboy title

2. Suga: he would be the person to truly like tattoos and like put hella meaningful tattoo. “I’m a surrealist” is one of them. He would have badass geometric tats like something artistic with meaning in them. Agust D is tatted on his chest. or “no gender” in some visually aesthetic tumblr font or “my mixtape is coming out in August 2036 lmao I finessed you all”

3. Namjoon:  this punk ass would get some hella gangster shit and even spell some shit wrong LIKE THE FUCKING “NO RAGRETS” ONE. 160 IQ tatted on his wrist. But right next to the gangster tats he’ll have a whole spot reserved for Ryan the bear and maybe even “Seokjin” written in cursive on his bicep. 

4. Jimin:  he would get a bigass cross (not cause he’s religious - just because it’s cool) and some fuckboy tattoos. Chimchim or something on the back of his neck. This boi would be the type to find Taeyang from Bigbang, get his autograph somewhere on his body and have it tatted bc he’s THAT much of a fanboy.

5. Taehyung: dogs, dogs, dogs, and more dogs alongside some meaningful quote from his dad or something. He’d probably keep it to a minimum but whatever tats he’d have would most likely make no fucking sense and you’d have to stare long and hard at that shit like ur at some art gallery but best believe he got the alien emoji somewhere 

6 & 7. Hobi & Jin: these traditional pussies probably wouldn’t go near the needle let alone get tats but if they did, Hobi’s getting those small ass friendship tats you see on aesthetic blogs or tiny fucking angel wings on his shoulder blades . Meanwhile Jin is a canvas for a  goddam Nintendo endorsement. If anything he would get matching Tetris block tats with his future gf I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

[bultaoreunae]

Summarizing K-Pop Boy Bands (part 1)

part 2

BTS

hip-hop $WAGtastic group,-turned-musical aesthetic hoes

try to be sexy but revert back to meme form the second the cameras stop rolling - there’s literally a meme for every fucking (meme)ber

everyone hopped on Jin’s dick when he went blond

Jimin’s thicc thighs and abs are a religion

what is a bias?

Yoongi is pulling a Frank Ocean on everyone atm or we are all now dead after his mixtape set fire to the Earth

GOT7

memes, memes, memes, they are them

Consists of Jackson and his 6 boyfriends. 7 if you include himself

Pull some occasional sexy BS where u gotta question the memes.

Bambam would probably dab to get out of a speeding ticket but end up getting two more and a good ass whooping

Still waiting for Mark to ditch his toxic friends

JYP’s anger is nothing compared to JB’s anger   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Monsta X

Starship’s attempt at population control bc we’re all dead

Shownu was is everyone’s bias - don’t argue with yourself

jk now u gotta deal with wonHOE sticking his abs right in front of your face lmao good luck picking a goddam favorite 

Jooheon is an actual Teletubby who didn’t make the final cast so he raps his anger away

Kihyun’s vocals will bring Obama to tears

win an award for Hyungwon’s tea sipping meme

[bultaoreunae]

BTS MTL : Netflix and Chill

Disclaimer: We have no filter so hold onto your jams.

1. Rapmon: bitch just really wants actual pussy so he can write from experience. RM 2 Mixtape coming soon. Like he’ll try to watch the movie for a few mins but his hands will be wandering in areas by the time the Deadpool intro credits are done.

2. Seokjin: he would text u and say he wants to watch this hella nerdy movie, and you’ll go. But this hoe already watched it (such a nerd). Hes the type to start grabbing the titty right as the lion pops up in the start. (Where’s that King Sized condom ‘the fans gifted him” now hmm?)

3. Jimin: 1 hour in he’ll get tired of the movie and start doing some bullshit ass aeygo but then some some stripper ass move that will make u re-evaluate ur whole life and make u rethink ur bias list. But you’ll fuck 3 times before the movie ends. Magic Mike XXL?

4. Tae: he’ll try to thirst trap with tongue licking bullshit but u enamored by Christian Bale’s fine ass on the cover of batman. Then in the middle when shit is getting juicy…he’ll try to place ur hand on his dick but he fails because Christian is FUCKING u up. BUT at the end of the movie u fuck him because u feel bad. 

5. Hobi: this motherfucker will put on some cheap pun-filled ass movie that will keep his ass entertained and honestly you’re just done with the puns so he will try to tickle u…landing in a compromising position. But he hears another pun and dies of laughter. Once the end credits are rolling then HOEbi will make an appearance and fuck u up good.

6. Suga: this bitch would literally put on some pursuit of happiness or inception bullshit. Like y'all thinking tooooo damn into it or ur crying. Like he will pause the movie and talk about the philosophy. But by the end of the movie when u are tired of thinking and suddenly ur vagina is calling out to Yoongi…his ass asleep on the chair but you stay

7. Kookie: yo fam put on Spongebob. Once u done and u trying to make a move bitch gets something like google alert on repeat popping of in his head and he hyper-dabs out of ur house screaming what are girls