R E A N I M A T E D

Just keep getting up, no matter how many times.

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[cross-entropy-commandant]

Western governments (particularly Australia, the UK, and a handful of US states) have spent the last however many years whining about the Great Firewall, a rational decision enacted primarily to encourage development of indigenous Chinese internet infrastructure, only to turn around and ban half the internet anyway because children might be having too much fun on roblox after they made sure to make public life completely inaccessible to children and miserable anyway, and we can't allow for children having fun or god forbid not being 100% suicidal in our sacred freedom land. God bless the king, someone quickly annihilate that child for trying to have a normal conversation with someone over the internet

[cross-entropy-commandant]

Every Chinese who puts in the effort to VPN into Western internet is rewarded with racist copypasta, and now you also have to use a VPN in much of the West if you want to access the broader internet but you'll keep being racist to Chinese doing the same

[gearboxpraexology]

You can tell this fag has never spoken to an actual Chinese person because half the reason they use VPNs is to be racist to the rest of us on our internet.

Which is a level of dedication to the game that every western racist respects deeply.

[jardinssteve]

[gsirvitor]

Man, those are some weird Mexican flags.

[ejgto]

[woolandflax]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[zxbuster-advent]

“Greek mythology character” and it’s Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of China

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[ned8-back-again]

marvel rivals may have gone a little overboard this time

[ned8-back-again]

women said they wanted gooner outfits for male characters and rivals made the mistake of believing them

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...what happened now

[ned8-back-again]

marvel rivals released a seasonal outfit for captain america.

he's wearing a swimsuit.

it's a little over the top imo

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

hold on i gotta google something

[diversityland]

"Indian woman explains a full Costco scam for her people: ‘In America, everyone does this. You can take and use any item for your parties, then return it. No questions asked.’ Indian immigrants will single-handedly be the reason Costco & Sam’s Club finally restrict their return policy. This exploiting the host mentality is why prices keep rising for everyone else."

[ned8-back-again]

We're not allowed to have nice things because being mean to street shitters and donkey fuckers is illegal

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

certified jugaad moment

[proteinmom]

i want a cigarette extremely bad

[theslackerjack]

and i want ice cream

[anew-jackson]

i want without object

[proteinmom]

idgaf

[anew-jackson]

[ned8-back-again]

marvel rivals may have gone a little overboard this time

[ned8-back-again]

women said they wanted gooner outfits for male characters and rivals made the mistake of believing them

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...what happened now

[screenshotsofdespair]

[crazy-brazilian]

femcel posting

[anew-jackson]

might i compare theee to a summers’ day? i hate you so much

[abigailspinach]

[sal-absinthii]

Guys we’ve reached “people are born kinky” levels of retardation previously believed to be purely hypothetical. Incredible.

[victusinveritas]

[bruzum]

i only read the 1nd paragraph & thought it was dr roberta bobby levels of twoetry brilliantness

[first-brother-asleep-deactivate]

“Golly Korra, if Republic City is for everyone, then why do the Air Nomads get an entire island just for them?”

[first-brother-asleep-deactivate]

“Hey Korra I’ve been thinking, how come we have a country for Firebenders, two countries for Waterbenders, and four countries for Air Nomads, but no country that’s just for Earthbenders?  That doesn’t seem fair, especially after all they’ve been through…well, it’s like kicking someone when they’re down, don’tcha think?”

[first-brother-asleep-deactivate]

“Korra, don’t you think it’s wrong to keep the spirit portal open?  I mean, there were so many houses there and now all those people have nowhere to live.  The spirits don’t even like humans that much and it says here the first Avatar closed the portal to keep the two worlds from fighting.  Korra, you’re supposed to protect your people, but it seems like you’re making them poor and vulnerable while having to live side by side with alien and hostile beings just so you can go on exotic dates with your girlfriend.”

[first-brother-asleep-deactivate]

“Korra I’ve been thinking, when the Earth Kingdom split apart after the queen died how come nobody came to help out?  I mean, here’s the largest country on earth going through famine and civil war and not one person lifted a finger to help; not the Water Tribes, not the Fire Nation, not Republic City, not Zaofu, not you. But when Kuvira built the country back up all of the sudden these same people wanted to get her out of office; almost as if to stop her from making the country strong and her people safe again.  It feels like the whole world wanted the Earth Kingdom to be weak and all those poor people suffer.”

“Now why is that, Korra?”

[academiemelusine]

Cut to the chase and give us the vaporwave edit.

“No More Wars Within The Walls”

[konigstigerr]

this sole post gives bolin more character than 4 seasons of the show did.

[apoliticalfemdomappreciator]

So true!